Embarrassing Stories
All of these stories are true, most are about me (Dan), some are accidental and some are deliberate.
Have a read, make some comments, let me know what you think!
If this encourages you to do something bad, or you have a story to tell, please let me know, I'd love to read about it and might even share it here!
Embarrassing Stories
When the shoe doesn't fit
Today’s story comes to you from my dad, followed up with something similar from me. ---- For our honeymoon 50 years ago my wife and I went camping....
When the shoe doesn't fit
Today’s story comes to you from my dad, followed up with something similar from me. ---- For our honeymoon 50 years ago my wife and I went camping....
Poster tube
I bet you have never done this with a cardboard poster tube. A few years ago I had a job doing IT support for a record label; I was the...
Poster tube
I bet you have never done this with a cardboard poster tube. A few years ago I had a job doing IT support for a record label; I was the...
Not a sausage
On the back of the sausage post, one of our lovely email group members replied with their own story. I hope you like it, if you have anything similar,...
Not a sausage
On the back of the sausage post, one of our lovely email group members replied with their own story. I hope you like it, if you have anything similar,...
He didn't mean to do this to his ex
Today's story is from a member of this group, he promised me that he's happy for me to share it, and his ex wife has also given her concent. So...
He didn't mean to do this to his ex
Today's story is from a member of this group, he promised me that he's happy for me to share it, and his ex wife has also given her concent. So...
The urinal story
Today we have a splendid story from a lively gentleman from our group, I hope you like it. It's a bit of a long one but worth it. One...
The urinal story
Today we have a splendid story from a lively gentleman from our group, I hope you like it. It's a bit of a long one but worth it. One...
You've been bearded!
My second IT job was at a medium-sized IT software company in York. I worked on the helpdesk answering calls from people who didn’t know what the mouse was for....
You've been bearded!
My second IT job was at a medium-sized IT software company in York. I worked on the helpdesk answering calls from people who didn’t know what the mouse was for....
Trout
In the late 90s I worked for a very small IT services company. Apart from me there was Neil the director, Nick the telephone salesman, Lynn who did sales,...
Trout
In the late 90s I worked for a very small IT services company. Apart from me there was Neil the director, Nick the telephone salesman, Lynn who did sales,...
How do you do it?
There are a few things that we do every day but never talk about. The one I want to address in this email is wiping your bum. The others can...
How do you do it?
There are a few things that we do every day but never talk about. The one I want to address in this email is wiping your bum. The others can...
Childish pranks at work
I don’t know about you, but working in an office isn’t as fun as it used to be. Maybe because most of us work at home, or maybe because people...
Childish pranks at work
I don’t know about you, but working in an office isn’t as fun as it used to be. Maybe because most of us work at home, or maybe because people...
An argument with my shoe
For New Year 2020 we stayed in London with a couple of friends. Brilliant playful atmosphere and lots of good people-watching opportunities. An hour or two after midnight we...
An argument with my shoe
For New Year 2020 we stayed in London with a couple of friends. Brilliant playful atmosphere and lots of good people-watching opportunities. An hour or two after midnight we...
A chicken's bum
About ten years ago I had a job as an IT engineer working with a group of lads. We all generally got on fairly well and were all a similar...
A chicken's bum
About ten years ago I had a job as an IT engineer working with a group of lads. We all generally got on fairly well and were all a similar...
Corry or sick?
This one is a little different from the usual pattern in that it’s not actually a story; it’s a philosophical question that has been the subject of debate for many...
Corry or sick?
This one is a little different from the usual pattern in that it’s not actually a story; it’s a philosophical question that has been the subject of debate for many...
Soggy biscuit
Do you remember the story about tea-pouring? You might recall the office I worked in and the shared teapot. Every day, at least a couple of times, we...
Soggy biscuit
Do you remember the story about tea-pouring? You might recall the office I worked in and the shared teapot. Every day, at least a couple of times, we...
And I broke another one
You might remember a story from a few weeks ago about the lamp post. As a reminder, it was about me reversing into a one at maximum speed, and hitting...
And I broke another one
You might remember a story from a few weeks ago about the lamp post. As a reminder, it was about me reversing into a one at maximum speed, and hitting...
Things kids say
This one is from a friend of ours in the email group, in response to one of my stories. This is a good one! ----- Hahaha I loved...
Things kids say
This one is from a friend of ours in the email group, in response to one of my stories. This is a good one! ----- Hahaha I loved...
Megaphone
Today's story is brought to you by an amazing member of our email group, please let me know if you like it, I'll pass your message back to her! ...
Megaphone
Today's story is brought to you by an amazing member of our email group, please let me know if you like it, I'll pass your message back to her! ...
A dilating aperture
This one is about Mila. Mila is our stupidest cat, or could possibly be the most intelligent creature in the world, it’s hard to tell. Mila is 16...
A dilating aperture
This one is about Mila. Mila is our stupidest cat, or could possibly be the most intelligent creature in the world, it’s hard to tell. Mila is 16...
He turned around and it was gone
As I’ve mentioned a couple of times, we have a long-haired German Shepherd called Atlas. It’s a strong powerful and wise name which kind of sort of suits him. ...
He turned around and it was gone
As I’ve mentioned a couple of times, we have a long-haired German Shepherd called Atlas. It’s a strong powerful and wise name which kind of sort of suits him. ...
A key for a Porsche 911
For many years I worked as an IT contractor which meant that I’d spend 3-48 months working for one company, then move on to somewhere else. One of these...
A key for a Porsche 911
For many years I worked as an IT contractor which meant that I’d spend 3-48 months working for one company, then move on to somewhere else. One of these...
I realised when I got out
This one was sent my a lovely member of our group, I hope you like it :) After failing my A-levels in the late 90s, I took a job...
I realised when I got out
This one was sent my a lovely member of our group, I hope you like it :) After failing my A-levels in the late 90s, I took a job...
The dog actually licked it
This is a story from one of the members of our email group, she is an amazing person and I’m very proud of her for sharing this one. -----...
The dog actually licked it
This is a story from one of the members of our email group, she is an amazing person and I’m very proud of her for sharing this one. -----...
Franny
Today's story is brought to you by a lovely member of our email group, this is a good one! ----- Franny was a rather unassuming little non applicator tampon who...
Franny
Today's story is brought to you by a lovely member of our email group, this is a good one! ----- Franny was a rather unassuming little non applicator tampon who...
The most haunting dream
This one is about a dream that I had about a year ago and still haunts me now, at least once a week. I don’t think I’ll ever recover...
The most haunting dream
This one is about a dream that I had about a year ago and still haunts me now, at least once a week. I don’t think I’ll ever recover...
A birthday gift
Today's story is brought to you by an amazing member of our email group, please let me know if you like it, I'll pass your message back to her! ...
A birthday gift
Today's story is brought to you by an amazing member of our email group, please let me know if you like it, I'll pass your message back to her! ...
A Facebook post with a thousand comments
I hope you're well and happy :) This one is a little different from usual. A few months ago I posted this on my Facebook Page and boosted it so...
A Facebook post with a thousand comments
I hope you're well and happy :) This one is a little different from usual. A few months ago I posted this on my Facebook Page and boosted it so...
The clungatorium
This email is about a new startup which I think is pretty funny. It is also unlike any of my other emails, I'll tell you why at the end. The...
The clungatorium
This email is about a new startup which I think is pretty funny. It is also unlike any of my other emails, I'll tell you why at the end. The...
To place a plaice
This is another sent to me by one of the lovely members of this email group, I hope you like it!------Now this story reminds of when I was at college....
To place a plaice
This is another sent to me by one of the lovely members of this email group, I hope you like it!------Now this story reminds of when I was at college....
Pumpy Grandma
Pumpy grandmaHello xxxx - I hope you're doing ok!This one was sent to me by a member of this email group, I hope you like it!------This email made me actually...
Pumpy Grandma
Pumpy grandmaHello xxxx - I hope you're doing ok!This one was sent to me by a member of this email group, I hope you like it!------This email made me actually...
A prawn sandwich
This story was sent to me by one of the members of this email list, I hope it gives you a giggle!------There was one food related 'incident' that I wished...
A prawn sandwich
This story was sent to me by one of the members of this email list, I hope it gives you a giggle!------There was one food related 'incident' that I wished...
The armed forces
This one is about the armed forces and the sorts of tricks they play on each other.If you know anyone who has similar stories, or if you have any of...
The armed forces
This one is about the armed forces and the sorts of tricks they play on each other.If you know anyone who has similar stories, or if you have any of...
A plop in the forest
This one is slightly different from the rest, as I can't actually remember who told me this story. About three months ago, one of the members of this lovely email...
A plop in the forest
This one is slightly different from the rest, as I can't actually remember who told me this story. About three months ago, one of the members of this lovely email...
The pump mic
This one is about a place I used to work a few years ago. It was a medium-sized IT company and I was a manager of a very small team;...
The pump mic
This one is about a place I used to work a few years ago. It was a medium-sized IT company and I was a manager of a very small team;...
Two little things
Today we have a little fart story from a lovely gentleman from our email group, I hope you like this one. Oh and there is something funny after it, that...
Two little things
Today we have a little fart story from a lovely gentleman from our email group, I hope you like this one. Oh and there is something funny after it, that...
The tit slip
This one is brought to you by a lovely lady who is a member of this email group, I hope you like it! I used to belong to a company...
The tit slip
This one is brought to you by a lovely lady who is a member of this email group, I hope you like it! I used to belong to a company...
Fart tale
This is from one of our email group members ---- When I was on a health kick about 2 years ago due to my upcoming wedding. I dug out my Wii...
Fart tale
This is from one of our email group members ---- When I was on a health kick about 2 years ago due to my upcoming wedding. I dug out my Wii...
The stapler
Just a random memory that came to me that I thought I'd tell you about. It still makes me giggle now! My first IT job was working for a small...
The stapler
Just a random memory that came to me that I thought I'd tell you about. It still makes me giggle now! My first IT job was working for a small...
An intimate moment
This is something that a member of this email group sent me recently. It was hard for her to share, but will help us realise we're all ok regardless of...
An intimate moment
This is something that a member of this email group sent me recently. It was hard for her to share, but will help us realise we're all ok regardless of...
Lessons for a child
This one is written by one of our email group members again, I hope you like it! ---- Take your mind back to 1984. I was an innocent...
Lessons for a child
This one is written by one of our email group members again, I hope you like it! ---- Take your mind back to 1984. I was an innocent...
A lovely trip to the zoo
Today's story is written by one of our lovely email group members: 1st is a lovely trip to Howletts zoo in the early 80s. A gloriously hot sunny day, much...
A lovely trip to the zoo
Today's story is written by one of our lovely email group members: 1st is a lovely trip to Howletts zoo in the early 80s. A gloriously hot sunny day, much...
How it all went wrong at school
This time I have a story from an amazing lady who is a member of our email group. She's spent a long time writing this one, and it's well worth...
How it all went wrong at school
This time I have a story from an amazing lady who is a member of our email group. She's spent a long time writing this one, and it's well worth...
Ketchup and a door hinge
I don't know if you saw my Facebook post about the pranks I used to pull at school, but I thought I'd share one of my favourites here. All...
Ketchup and a door hinge
I don't know if you saw my Facebook post about the pranks I used to pull at school, but I thought I'd share one of my favourites here. All...
The bus conductor story
Today I have a brilliant story here from an amazing lady from our email group, I hope you like it! ---- Going back a fair few years, I was...
The bus conductor story
Today I have a brilliant story here from an amazing lady from our email group, I hope you like it! ---- Going back a fair few years, I was...
The terrible incident
Today I have a story from a wonderful Lady who I'm going to keep anonymous: I have various medical problems of which symptoms are medical illnesses in their own...
The terrible incident
Today I have a story from a wonderful Lady who I'm going to keep anonymous: I have various medical problems of which symptoms are medical illnesses in their own...
Red shoe poo
Today I have a glamorous 💩 story that my wife wrote about her childhood. --- I was probably 8 or 9, which means my brother was around 5...
Red shoe poo
Today I have a glamorous 💩 story that my wife wrote about her childhood. --- I was probably 8 or 9, which means my brother was around 5...
Tea-pouring
I don't know how English you are, if at all, but I thought I'd tell you what I've learned about how proper English people pour tea. When at a...
Tea-pouring
I don't know how English you are, if at all, but I thought I'd tell you what I've learned about how proper English people pour tea. When at a...
EVO6
This is not an inappropriate one for a change, I thought you could do with a break from plops. Twenty years ago I had a Mitsubishi EVO6, it was...
EVO6
This is not an inappropriate one for a change, I thought you could do with a break from plops. Twenty years ago I had a Mitsubishi EVO6, it was...
The mysterious stolen turd
At an English music festival four or five years ago, my wife and I made some new friends. While putting our tent up, a girl with bouncy hair excitedly...
The mysterious stolen turd
At an English music festival four or five years ago, my wife and I made some new friends. While putting our tent up, a girl with bouncy hair excitedly...
Lunch on the ceiling
While working in my second IT job I was downstairs, next to one of the cleaning ladies, and I heard the other one upstairs shout as loud as she could...
Lunch on the ceiling
While working in my second IT job I was downstairs, next to one of the cleaning ladies, and I heard the other one upstairs shout as loud as she could...
The sausage
One of my previous jobs was working for the IT department of a large supermarket chain. That bit isn't really relevant apart from that the office had a large...
The sausage
One of my previous jobs was working for the IT department of a large supermarket chain. That bit isn't really relevant apart from that the office had a large...
A layer cake
Like the last story, this one is set at work, although a different company. A bloke I worked with, called James (not his real name, although it might be),...
A layer cake
Like the last story, this one is set at work, although a different company. A bloke I worked with, called James (not his real name, although it might be),...
How to wash your balls in the sink at work
For the first time in this series of stories, this one is a little bit second hand, as it's not about my balls. In this one, they were owned...
How to wash your balls in the sink at work
For the first time in this series of stories, this one is a little bit second hand, as it's not about my balls. In this one, they were owned...
Why I shat in my shoe in Aldi car park
For this story to make sense I'll have to explain why I'm qualified for the sort of activity described below. I have a condition called ulcerative colitis, which means that...
Why I shat in my shoe in Aldi car park
For this story to make sense I'll have to explain why I'm qualified for the sort of activity described below. I have a condition called ulcerative colitis, which means that...
How I embarrassed the bank director
A few years ago I was working at a well-known bank, and my desk was placed between a friend of mine on one side, the and director of the entire...
How I embarrassed the bank director
A few years ago I was working at a well-known bank, and my desk was placed between a friend of mine on one side, the and director of the entire...
How I accidentally farted in an old woman's face
Although the most prominent thing we do on this website is sell inappropriate cards and gifts, we also like to share some stories. In this one I'd like to tell...
How I accidentally farted in an old woman's face
Although the most prominent thing we do on this website is sell inappropriate cards and gifts, we also like to share some stories. In this one I'd like to tell...