Rude Valentine's Cards and Gifts

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  • Mr. Inappropriate

    All orders before 11pm sent next working day; mugs, water bottles and anything fabric will be sent a couple of days later.

  • Mr. Inappropriate

    Full refund, no need to send back, just email us, no questions asked.

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from 1234 reviews
Mug

Great service from Dan, some fun products at fair prices and after sales service was second to none.

Philip Crookes
Mug - Fucks
Better scent than I thought

I won two small candles and the scent of the dried want sock was better that I thought it would be.
It was a quick delivery
If you have a sense of humour or you have any friends with a sense of humour this site is great as they have different items from mugs , cards, candles and lettings and if you are unsure about anything they will help you if they can
I would recommend this site but you do need to have a sense of humour

Janet Millington
Small Candle - Dried Wank Sock
Hilarious candle

I bought a blowjob candle, but didn't think it would be as big as it is or smell as good as it does, so I was pleasantly surprised. I also got a card which is amazing quality. To top it off you also get some wee freebie stickers which will definitely be getting used!! Overall a fantastic experience and i will definitely order from here again. Also came very quickly!

Customer
Valentine's Anniversary Medium Candle - Blowjob
Excellent service

Super fast delivery, brilliant value for money, some very funny and “inappropriate” gifts!! Love it!

Karen Eyres
Pin - Cunt Bear
Valentine’s Day card

Quick delivery. A nice quality card. Different to the ones in the shops.
Also loved the quirky stickers you sent too. Will definitely buy again.

Victoria Hewitt
Valentine's Anniversary Card - Found
Love the funny themes

I have a recurring thing where I have to find boob and willy cards and this site is perfect only drawback is it took my last card over a week to arrive

samantha oakley
Confetti in the card?
Excellent

Quality products.
Quick Delivery.
A couple of funny freebies too....

Cary Plumpton
Birthday Card - ASDA
Absolutely Splendid!

A cracking little online store run by a rather wonderful (also funny) chap who deserves all the support he can get. Do not hesitate to buy from this charming place as not only are the items genuinely excellent but the customer service is exemplary - well done!

John Marc Edun
Mr. Inappropriate
Hurrah!

Perfect pressie for a mate (who is gay I hasten to add) and it smells absolutely delightful too - well done!

John Marc Edun
Medium Candle - Woke Up Gay
Hurrah!

Another marvellous little item from this smashing online shop - well done!

John Marc Edun
Father's Day Card - ASDA
Hurrah!

This online shop is a veritable gold mine of truly funny (oft rude!) goodies and that includes this perfect little badge - carry on the excellent work!

John Marc Edun
Badge - Offended
Great products

Love these fun products and the secret game really made us all laugh out loud! Quick delivery and a personal touch!

Lorna
Mr. Inappropriate
Lots of laughs.

So fun and made lots of friends laugh

Gail Timms
Misfortune Teller
Christmas order

Order shipped out very quickly and well packaged would definitely order from them again

Steven bennett
Mr. Inappropriate
Hilarious

I love this website. And how normal Dan is and speaks like a normal human being instead of an uptight twat 😂 his professional in the best way! I will always order from here.

H.R.
Valentine's Anniversary Card - Taste Pussy
  • Mr. Inappropriate

    All designs are hand drawn in our home office near Leeds.

  • Mr. Inappropriate

    Custom card message and send it directly to your recipient.