Rude Valentine's Cards and Gifts
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Build Your Own Large Bundle - For Your Lover
5 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(5) 5 total reviews
Regular price £23.82Regular priceUnit price / per£33.82Sale price £23.82Sale -
Valentine's Anniversary Card - Finger
2 reviews5.0 / 5.0
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Bum Flower Man
3 reviews5.0 / 5.0
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Taste Pussy Original
1 review5.0 / 5.0
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Coaster - Pussy Heart
No reviewsRegular price £7.97Regular priceUnit price / per£7.97Sale price £7.97 -
Valentine's Anniversary Medium Candle - Blowjob
2 reviews5.0 / 5.0
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Come Closer
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Found
7 reviews5.0 / 5.0
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Bum Flower Girl
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - My Heart
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Centre Pussies
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Centre Cocks
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Valentine's Card - Just The Tip
1 review5.0 / 5.0
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Valentine's Anniversary Medium Candle - Face To Sit On
1 review5.0 / 5.0
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Fucking Original
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - One-Night Stand
7 reviews5.0 / 5.0
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Coaster - Cunt Bear
1 review5.0 / 5.0
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Willy Slippery
5 reviews5.0 / 5.0
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Wine Labels (x2) - Love Juice
1 review5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
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Medium Candle - Tight Wet Pussy
1 review5.0 / 5.0
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Valentine's Card - Sexy Bum
4 reviews5.0 / 5.0
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Spurt
3 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(3) 3 total reviews
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Valentine's Anniversary Large Candle - Blowjob
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Coaster - Pattern Cocks
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Bum Heart Girl
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Remember
5 reviews4.8 / 5.0
(5) 5 total reviews
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Nipples
2 reviews5.0 / 5.0
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Coaster - Pattern Pussies
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Medium Candle - Bum Stuff
3 reviews5.0 / 5.0
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Magnet - Cunt Bear
3 reviews5.0 / 5.0
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Valentine's Card - I Love Your Boobs
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Valentine's Card - Knotted Cocks
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Wet
3 reviews5.0 / 5.0
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Bear
3 reviews5.0 / 5.0
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Wine Labels (x2) - Penis Noir
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Medium Candle - Open
No reviewsRegular price £10.97Regular priceUnit price / per£9.97Sale price £10.97
Or amaze them with a bundle!
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Build Your Own Large Bundle - For Your Lover
5 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(5) 5 total reviews
Regular price £23.82Regular priceUnit price / per£33.82Sale price £23.82Sale -
XL Set Bundle - For Gay Lover
No reviewsRegular price £50.04Regular priceUnit price / per£62.04Sale price £50.04Sale -
XL Set Bundle - For Your Lady
No reviewsRegular price £48.07Regular priceUnit price / per£60.07Sale price £48.07Sale -
XL Set Bundle - For Your Lesbian Lover
No reviewsRegular price £51.04Regular priceUnit price / per£63.04Sale price £51.04Sale -
XL Set Bundle - For Your Man
No reviewsRegular price £44.04Regular priceUnit price / per£56.04Sale price £44.04Sale
Let customers speak for us
from 1288 reviewsThis t-shirt is brilliant! Great for weddings, funerals, christenings etc. Looks fab and price really good too.
Great quality very funny , easy to order and delivery on time, will use again. Thank you
I got a card and some confetti to stuff it with. Both were really good quality and delivered in just few days. Just be weary of the owner he's quite enthusiastic. :D
The quality of the card is great.
Very quick delivery, will definitely be buying again. And I love the little stories that you get if you subscribe to the emails 😋
And exactly what I was looking for!
Very personal customer service. Offered to customise the card for free. Quick delivery. Good quality. Thank you
Well I knew I was taking a risk on the 'shock value' front, but luckily for me I judged her sense of humour well enough! Joke aside - excellent products and superb, unique customer service. Pleasure to shop with.
Really enjoyed browsing through the in appropriate cards on your site. Will definitely use again. Very quick delivery and kept up to date with progress of order
Quick delivery, great communication and brilliant product. Thank you
Does exactly what it is supposed to
Some of it was too shocking for his other half… so as a present for a mate it earned big best mate points
Great service, quick delivery and awesome products. Oh and the little surprises(I'll not spoil the secret) in the box will be used.
Bought a few items off the store for valentines. Orders were sent out and delivered swiftly and communication from Dan is excellent. Good luck with your store and keep up the HarD work!
Very funny and original card
Love it thank you!
Really funny card and delivery smooth and quick. Highly recommend