Rude Birthday Cards For Him

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    All orders before 11pm sent next working day; mugs, water bottles and anything fabric will be sent a couple of days later.

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from 1342 reviews
The best idea ever

My friends love to put those annoying glittery sprinkles inside cards so I was over the moon when I could return the gesture with some 'hearty pubes' and it's had the response I wished for - brilliant idea, everyone's getting pubed from now onwards 😆

Nikki Swift
Confetti - Pubes
Funny little gift

My chums have the best toilet humour so felt very appropriate to send one a candle and she loved it and wouldn't expect anything less from me! Thanks again to the amazing Mr Inappropriate website for coming to my rescue again :-)

Nikki Swift
Small Candle - Have A Nice Poo
Best cards!

As usual a great item and fab service by Mr Inappropriate himself, I am a returning customer and will continue to do so, oh and highly recommend the pubes sprinkles inside the card, recipients of this have found it hilarious

Nikki Swift
Birthday Card - Fucking Love You Original
Good

This is just a test review from Dan the store owner :)

Dan Rowland
Wine Labels (x2) - Penis Grigio
Bloody brilliant!

I'll never think of a Saturday night dirty mayonnaise covered kebab the same way again!
The girls had a great laugh with this one!

Hayley Houben
Parody Book - Kelly's Kebab by Jen Jenivive
Well presented.

I 100% recommend this company for your friends and family that really need a good laugh. Sent to my sister for her birthday and we laughed so much. Thanks Dan.

Lisa Rose
Birthday Card - Set Them Free
Great service

Great service, book arrived well packaged and on time.

E.A.
Parody Book - My Best Friends Are Balls
Funny as fuck

Good quality and the confetti willies was hilarious - quick delivery, will certainly be using this site again, highly recommended

Andrew B.
Birthday Card - Favourite Things
Nice little somthing to add inside a card

I have brought lots of these magnets to put inside ‘happy post’ or birthday cards as a little gift that can be posted with no extra postal costs . A discreet but very expressive magnet for ‘c’ word lovers .

Nicola McClounan
Magnet - CUNT
Excellent

This company has some really funny things. I’m always looking for joke pressies for my friends and this Badge Cock didn’t disappoint ( now there’s a sentence I thought I’d never say…!!)
Thank you and I’m sure to be making purchases from you in the future.
One happy customer 😊😊😊

Lisa Barrett
Badge - Cocks
Excellent

Absolutely thrilled with my labels which I have purchased for my friends birthday.
Great company and fantastic service.
Thank you 🤩

Lisa Barrett
Wine Labels (x2) - Penis Grigio
Fantastic

Love this card. Brilliant service from Dan. I can’t wait to give this to my friend and I’ll certainly be making future purchases.
Ten out of ten!! 👏👏

Lisa Barrett
Birthday Card - Bum Flower Man
What a legendary store

There are some amazing things to buy on this store, it's my first go to for any presents that I know will guarantee a laugh, the emails I get from Dan make me laugh weekly. Well worth signing up to have a giggle when checking your emails at work! 100% 10 out of 10 for service and quality

Ant
Mr. Inappropriate
Mother's Day Card - Just Awesome

Fast delivery. Great quality. Brilliant website.

Kirk Wilson
Mother's Day Card - Just Awesome
Mother's Day Card - The Best

Good quality. Great variety.

Kirk Wilson
Mother's Day Card - The Best
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    All designs are hand drawn in our home office near Leeds.

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    Custom card message and send it directly to your recipient.