Rude Candles
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Medium Candle - Aged Smegma
2 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
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Valentine's Anniversary Medium Candle - Blowjob
2 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
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Medium Candle - Bum Stuff
3 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(3) 3 total reviews
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Medium Candle - Cunt Bear
4 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(4) 4 total reviews
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Valentine's Anniversary Large Candle - Blowjob
No reviewsRegular price £17.97Regular priceUnit price / per£16.97Sale price £17.97 -
Medium Candle - Don't Be A Cunt
3 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(3) 3 total reviews
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Valentine's Anniversary Medium Candle - Face To Sit On
1 review5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
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Medium Candle - Dried Wank Sock
2 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
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Medium Candle - Dry Leathery Flaps
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Large Candle - Sweaty Minge
2 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
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Medium Candle - Morning Wood
2 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
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Medium Candle - Open
No reviewsRegular price £10.97Regular priceUnit price / per£9.97Sale price £10.97 -
Medium Candle - Blow Me
No reviewsRegular price £10.97Regular priceUnit price / per£9.97Sale price £10.97 -
Small Candle - Dog Anal Gland Milk
10 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(10) 10 total reviews
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Medium Candle - Fresh Warm Cum
2 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
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Medium Candle - Have A Nice Poo
5 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(5) 5 total reviews
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Small Candle - Dried Wank Sock
26 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(26) 26 total reviews
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Medium Candle - Sweaty Minge (read the 1 star review)
1 review1.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
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Medium Candle - Have A Wank
1 review5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
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Medium Candle - Hot Fart
No reviewsRegular price £10.97Regular priceUnit price / per£9.97Sale price £10.97 -
Valentine's Anniversary Large Candle - Face To Sit On
1 review4.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
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Medium Candle - Sweaty Bollocks
2 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
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Medium Candle - Tight Wet Pussy
1 review5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
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Small Candle - Bum Stuff
4 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(4) 4 total reviews
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Small Candle - Woke Up Gay
No reviewsRegular price £6.97Regular priceUnit price / per£6.97Sale price £6.97 -
Large Candle - Cunt Bear
1 review5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
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Medium Candle - Crusty Cunt Putty
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Large Candle - Cunt
No reviewsRegular price £17.97Regular priceUnit price / per£16.97Sale price £17.97 -
Medium Candle - Anal Sweat Beads
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Large Candle - Open
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Medium Candle - Burn Something
No reviewsRegular price £10.97Regular priceUnit price / per£9.97Sale price £10.97 -
Valentine's Anniversary Small Candle - Blowjob
26 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(26) 26 total reviews
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Medium Candle - Cat
No reviewsRegular price £10.97Regular priceUnit price / per£9.97Sale price £10.97 -
Large Candle - Fresh Warm Cum
No reviewsRegular price £17.97Regular priceUnit price / per£16.97Sale price £17.97 -
Medium Candle - Cunt
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Medium Candle - Dog
1 review5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
Regular price £10.97Regular priceUnit price / per£9.97Sale price £10.97
Or amaze them with a bundle!
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Build Your Own Large Birthday Bundle - For Her
8 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(8) 8 total reviews
Regular price £23.82Regular priceUnit price / per£33.82Sale price £23.82Sale -
Build Your Own Large Birthday Bundle - For Him
2 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
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Build Your Own Large Bundle - For Your Lover
5 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(5) 5 total reviews
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XL Set Birthday Bundle - For Her
No reviewsRegular price £49.04Regular priceUnit price / per£61.04Sale price £49.04Sale -
XL Set Birthday Bundle - For Him
No reviewsRegular price £45.61Regular priceUnit price / per£57.61Sale price £45.61Sale -
XL Set Bundle - For Your Lady
No reviewsRegular price £48.07Regular priceUnit price / per£60.07Sale price £48.07Sale -
XL Set Bundle - For Your Man
No reviewsRegular price £44.04Regular priceUnit price / per£56.04Sale price £44.04Sale -
XL Set Bundle - For Your Lesbian Lover
No reviewsRegular price £51.04Regular priceUnit price / per£63.04Sale price £51.04Sale -
XL Set Bundle - For Gay Lover
No reviewsRegular price £50.04Regular priceUnit price / per£62.04Sale price £50.04Sale -
Build Your Own Small Birthday Bundle - For Her
28 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(28) 28 total reviews
Regular price £11.88Regular priceUnit price / per£17.88Sale price £11.88Sale -
Build Your Own Small Birthday Bundle - For Him
15 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(15) 15 total reviews
Regular price £11.88Regular priceUnit price / per£17.88Sale price £11.88Sale
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All orders before 11pm sent next working day; mugs, water bottles and anything fabric will be sent a couple of days later.
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Full refund, no need to send back, just email us, no questions asked.
Let customers speak for us
from 1307 reviewsFast delivery and top quality products! Smells lush too. Would order again and definitely recommend 😄
Arrived quickly and great quality
Great cards, good quality, quick postage. Perfect mix of filth and sentiment
Great products both the card and book… the little extras made it even funnier
We definitely be back
Hilarious card, amazing quality, fast shipping and perfect price. For those with a school boy sense of humour like my own I cannot recommend enough. Thank you
Really enjoyed watching my friend walk around with a cock tattoo on his head for a full 48hrs. Would recommend 10/10
Really good service, will definitely order again
Ordered a joke valentines card which was personalised to be made to look like both of us! Was received brilliantly with great laughs (as it pretty much was our situation) and when I posted on my socials the feedback was brilliant! Everyone telling me how funny it was! … the card itself was amazing quality and the font was just perfect and worked with the card! Will 100% be using mr. Innapropriate again for friends and family occasions!
Absolutely brilliant 🤩
I love my bear,pride of place on the fridge.
My order arrived very quickly.FANTASTIC,will definitely be ordering more stuff,I've also used one of the stickers that was sent with the order I'm sure T***O will be delighted.It made me laugh while I did it.
The perfect card for a non romantic like myself.
Thank you Mr Inappropriate for a great service and rapid delivery, products recieved are first class and I will be back
Brilliant service, brilliant card, brilliant online shop! Highly recommend! The card was read out on TIKTOK! 😃
Really funny addition to the valentines card. Partner found it funny! Thank you again :)
The card was great and my partner loved it. 2nd time I've ordered now from Dan and partner absolutely loved it! I feel Dan never disappoints and is a great laugh. Thank you very much (and for the other items too!). Would 100% reccomend :)
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All designs are hand drawn in our home office near Leeds.
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Custom card message and send it directly to your recipient.