Rude Candles
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Medium Candle - Aged Smegma
2 reviewsRegular price £10.97Regular priceUnit price / per£9.97Sale price £10.97 -
Valentine's Anniversary Medium Candle - Blowjob
1 reviewRegular price £10.97Regular priceUnit price / per£9.97Sale price £10.97 -
Medium Candle - Bum Stuff
3 reviewsRegular price £10.97Regular priceUnit price / per£9.97Sale price £10.97 -
Medium Candle - Cunt Bear
3 reviewsRegular price £10.97Regular priceUnit price / per£9.97Sale price £10.97 -
Valentine's Anniversary Large Candle - Blowjob
No reviewsRegular price £17.97Regular priceUnit price / per£16.97Sale price £17.97 -
Medium Candle - Don't Be A Cunt
3 reviewsRegular price £10.97Regular priceUnit price / per£9.97Sale price £10.97 -
Valentine's Anniversary Medium Candle - Face To Sit On
1 reviewRegular price £10.97Regular priceUnit price / per£9.97Sale price £10.97 -
Medium Candle - Dried Wank Sock
2 reviewsRegular price £10.97Regular priceUnit price / per£9.97Sale price £10.97 -
Medium Candle - Dry Leathery Flaps
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Large Candle - Sweaty Minge
2 reviewsRegular price £17.97Regular priceUnit price / per£16.97Sale price £17.97 -
Medium Candle - Morning Wood
1 reviewRegular price £10.97Regular priceUnit price / per£9.97Sale price £10.97 -
Medium Candle - Blow Me
No reviewsRegular price £10.97Regular priceUnit price / per£9.97Sale price £10.97 -
Small Candle - Dog Anal Gland Milk
10 reviewsRegular price £6.97Regular priceUnit price / per£6.97Sale price £6.97 -
Medium Candle - Fresh Warm Cum
2 reviewsRegular price £10.97Regular priceUnit price / per£9.97Sale price £10.97 -
Medium Candle - Have A Nice Poo
3 reviewsRegular price £10.97Regular priceUnit price / per£9.97Sale price £10.97 -
Small Candle - Dried Wank Sock
25 reviewsRegular price £6.97Regular priceUnit price / per£6.97Sale price £6.97 -
Medium Candle - Sweaty Minge (read the 1 star review)
1 reviewRegular price £10.97Regular priceUnit price / per£9.97Sale price £10.97 -
Medium Candle - Have A Wank
No reviewsRegular price £10.97Regular priceUnit price / per£9.97Sale price £10.97 -
Medium Candle - Hot Fart
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Valentine's Anniversary Large Candle - Face To Sit On
1 reviewRegular price £17.97Regular priceUnit price / per£16.97Sale price £17.97 -
Medium Candle - Sweaty Bollocks
2 reviewsRegular price £10.97Regular priceUnit price / per£9.97Sale price £10.97 -
Medium Candle - Tight Wet Pussy
1 reviewRegular price £10.97Regular priceUnit price / per£9.97Sale price £10.97 -
Small Candle - Bum Stuff
3 reviewsRegular price £6.97Regular priceUnit price / per£6.97Sale price £6.97 -
Small Candle - Woke Up Gay
No reviewsRegular price £6.97Regular priceUnit price / per£6.97Sale price £6.97 -
Large Candle - Cunt Bear
1 reviewRegular price £17.97Regular priceUnit price / per£16.97Sale price £17.97 -
Medium Candle - Crusty Cunt Putty
No reviewsRegular price £10.97Regular priceUnit price / per£9.97Sale price £10.97 -
Large Candle - Cunt
No reviewsRegular price £17.97Regular priceUnit price / per£16.97Sale price £17.97 -
Medium Candle - Anal Sweat Beads
No reviewsRegular price £10.97Regular priceUnit price / per£9.97Sale price £10.97 -
Medium Candle - Burn Something
No reviewsRegular price £10.97Regular priceUnit price / per£9.97Sale price £10.97 -
Valentine's Anniversary Small Candle - Blowjob
25 reviewsRegular price £6.97Regular priceUnit price / per£6.97Sale price £6.97 -
Medium Candle - Cat
No reviewsRegular price £10.97Regular priceUnit price / per£9.97Sale price £10.97 -
Large Candle - Fresh Warm Cum
No reviewsRegular price £17.97Regular priceUnit price / per£16.97Sale price £17.97 -
Medium Candle - Cunt
No reviewsRegular price £10.97Regular priceUnit price / per£9.97Sale price £10.97 -
Medium Candle - Dog
1 reviewRegular price £10.97Regular priceUnit price / per£9.97Sale price £10.97 -
Medium Candle - Dog Anal Gland Milk
2 reviewsRegular price £10.97Regular priceUnit price / per£9.97Sale price £10.97 -
Small Candle - Tight Wet Pussy
7 reviewsRegular price £6.97Regular priceUnit price / per£6.97Sale price £6.97
Or amaze them with a bundle!
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Build Your Own Large Birthday Bundle - For Her
8 reviewsRegular price £23.82Regular priceUnit price / per£33.82Sale price £23.82Sale -
Build Your Own Large Birthday Bundle - For Him
2 reviewsRegular price £23.82Regular priceUnit price / per£33.82Sale price £23.82Sale -
Build Your Own Large Bundle - For Your Lover
5 reviewsRegular price £23.82Regular priceUnit price / per£33.82Sale price £23.82Sale -
XL Set Birthday Bundle - For Her
No reviewsRegular price £49.04Regular priceUnit price / per£61.04Sale price £49.04Sale -
XL Set Birthday Bundle - For Him
No reviewsRegular price £45.61Regular priceUnit price / per£57.61Sale price £45.61Sale -
XL Set Bundle - For Your Lady
No reviewsRegular price £48.07Regular priceUnit price / per£60.07Sale price £48.07Sale -
XL Set Bundle - For Your Man
No reviewsRegular price £44.04Regular priceUnit price / per£56.04Sale price £44.04Sale -
XL Set Bundle - For Your Lesbian Lover
No reviewsRegular price £51.04Regular priceUnit price / per£63.04Sale price £51.04Sale -
XL Set Bundle - For Gay Lover
No reviewsRegular price £50.04Regular priceUnit price / per£62.04Sale price £50.04Sale -
Build Your Own Small Birthday Bundle - For Her
27 reviewsRegular price £11.88Regular priceUnit price / per£17.88Sale price £11.88Sale -
Build Your Own Small Birthday Bundle - For Him
14 reviewsRegular price £11.88Regular priceUnit price / per£17.88Sale price £11.88Sale
Let customers speak for us
from 1229 reviewsI have a recurring thing where I have to find boob and willy cards and this site is perfect only drawback is it took my last card over a week to arrive
Quality products.
Quick Delivery.
A couple of funny freebies too....
A cracking little online store run by a rather wonderful (also funny) chap who deserves all the support he can get. Do not hesitate to buy from this charming place as not only are the items genuinely excellent but the customer service is exemplary - well done!
Perfect pressie for a mate (who is gay I hasten to add) and it smells absolutely delightful too - well done!
Another marvellous little item from this smashing online shop - well done!
This online shop is a veritable gold mine of truly funny (oft rude!) goodies and that includes this perfect little badge - carry on the excellent work!
Love these fun products and the secret game really made us all laugh out loud! Quick delivery and a personal touch!
So fun and made lots of friends laugh
Order shipped out very quickly and well packaged would definitely order from them again
I love this website. And how normal Dan is and speaks like a normal human being instead of an uptight twat 😂 his professional in the best way! I will always order from here.
Great service, quick reply to enquiry, quick delivery, will definitely use again… and has a great name :)
Dan
Funny Card.
Quick delivery
Lovely presentation
Excellent customer service
Lovely smelling candle
Arrived quickly and its the perfect addition to my little collection on my hoodie!
Very funny candle. Good communication. Arrived on time. My sister loved this candle. Will definitely buy from them again