Rude Candles

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  • Mr. Inappropriate

    All orders before 11pm sent next working day; mugs, water bottles and anything fabric will be sent a couple of days later.

  • Mr. Inappropriate

    Full refund, no need to send back, just email us, no questions asked.

Let customers speak for us

from 1229 reviews
Love the funny themes

I have a recurring thing where I have to find boob and willy cards and this site is perfect only drawback is it took my last card over a week to arrive

samantha oakley
Confetti in the card?
Excellent

Quality products.
Quick Delivery.
A couple of funny freebies too....

Cary Plumpton
Birthday Card - ASDA
Absolutely Splendid!

A cracking little online store run by a rather wonderful (also funny) chap who deserves all the support he can get. Do not hesitate to buy from this charming place as not only are the items genuinely excellent but the customer service is exemplary - well done!

John Marc Edun
Mr. Inappropriate
Hurrah!

Perfect pressie for a mate (who is gay I hasten to add) and it smells absolutely delightful too - well done!

John Marc Edun
Medium Candle - Woke Up Gay
Hurrah!

Another marvellous little item from this smashing online shop - well done!

John Marc Edun
Father's Day Card - ASDA
Hurrah!

This online shop is a veritable gold mine of truly funny (oft rude!) goodies and that includes this perfect little badge - carry on the excellent work!

John Marc Edun
Badge - Offended
Great products

Love these fun products and the secret game really made us all laugh out loud! Quick delivery and a personal touch!

Lorna
Mr. Inappropriate
Lots of laughs.

So fun and made lots of friends laugh

Gail Timms
Misfortune Teller
Christmas order

Order shipped out very quickly and well packaged would definitely order from them again

Steven bennett
Mr. Inappropriate
Hilarious

I love this website. And how normal Dan is and speaks like a normal human being instead of an uptight twat 😂 his professional in the best way! I will always order from here.

H.R.
Valentine's Anniversary Card - Taste Pussy
Birthday card

Great service, quick reply to enquiry, quick delivery, will definitely use again… and has a great name :)
Dan

Daniel Murray
Birthday Card - Favourite Things
Good Fun.

Funny Card.

Gail Timms
Birthday Card - Bum Flower Man
Excellent

Quick delivery
Lovely presentation
Excellent customer service
Lovely smelling candle

Julie Lee
Medium Candle - Have A Nice Poo
Love it!

Arrived quickly and its the perfect addition to my little collection on my hoodie!

Lauren Todhunter
Badge - Offended
Sweaty bollocks candle

Very funny candle. Good communication. Arrived on time. My sister loved this candle. Will definitely buy from them again

Lynn
Medium Candle - Sweaty Bollocks
  • Mr. Inappropriate

    All designs are hand drawn in our home office near Leeds.

  • Mr. Inappropriate

    Custom card message and send it directly to your recipient.