Rude Cards and Gifts For Your Girlfriend
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Build Your Own Large Birthday Bundle - For Her
8 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(8) 8 total reviews
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Build Your Own Large Bundle - For Your Lover
5 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(5) 5 total reviews
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Build Your Own Small Birthday Bundle - For Her
27 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(27) 27 total reviews
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Remember
5 reviews4.8 / 5.0
(5) 5 total reviews
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Magnet - Bum Flower Man
2 reviews5.0 / 5.0
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Valentine's Anniversary Medium Candle - Face To Sit On
1 review5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Taste Pussy Original
1 review5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
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Coaster - Bum Flower Man
1 review5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
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Notebook - Semen
27 reviews5.0 / 5.0
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Wine Labels (x2) - Penis Noir
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Willy Slippery
4 reviews5.0 / 5.0
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Magnet - Cunt Bear
2 reviews5.0 / 5.0
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Badge - Cunt For The Day
4 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(4) 4 total reviews
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Flower Man
3 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(3) 3 total reviews
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Wine Labels (x2) - Penis Grigio
26 reviews5.0 / 5.0
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Medium Candle - Bum Stuff
3 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(3) 3 total reviews
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Birthday Card - Sexy Bum
3 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(3) 3 total reviews
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Wine Labels (x2) - Birthday Cunt
1 review5.0 / 5.0
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Birthday Card - Cunt Bear
8 reviews5.0 / 5.0
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Badge - Swearing
2 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Spurt
3 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(3) 3 total reviews
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Fucking
6 reviews5.0 / 5.0
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Magnet - CUNT
2 reviews5.0 / 5.0
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Hard
3 reviews5.0 / 5.0
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Soap Bottle - Freshly Squeezed Cum
27 reviews4.96 / 5.0
(27) 27 total reviews
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Bum Heart Man
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Coaster - Cocks
2 reviews5.0 / 5.0
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Found
4 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(4) 4 total reviews
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Valentine's Anniversary Large Candle - Face To Sit On
1 review4.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Bear
3 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(3) 3 total reviews
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Birthday Card - Cock Balloon
5 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(5) 5 total reviews
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Wine Labels (x2) - Twatted
2 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Cutie
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Sticker - Cock Spurt
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Coaster - Dog
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Taste Pussy
6 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(6) 6 total reviews
Regular price £5.97Regular priceUnit price / per£5.97Sale price £5.97
Let customers speak for us
from 1229 reviewsI have a recurring thing where I have to find boob and willy cards and this site is perfect only drawback is it took my last card over a week to arrive
Quality products.
Quick Delivery.
A couple of funny freebies too....
A cracking little online store run by a rather wonderful (also funny) chap who deserves all the support he can get. Do not hesitate to buy from this charming place as not only are the items genuinely excellent but the customer service is exemplary - well done!
Perfect pressie for a mate (who is gay I hasten to add) and it smells absolutely delightful too - well done!
Another marvellous little item from this smashing online shop - well done!
This online shop is a veritable gold mine of truly funny (oft rude!) goodies and that includes this perfect little badge - carry on the excellent work!
Love these fun products and the secret game really made us all laugh out loud! Quick delivery and a personal touch!
So fun and made lots of friends laugh
Order shipped out very quickly and well packaged would definitely order from them again
I love this website. And how normal Dan is and speaks like a normal human being instead of an uptight twat 😂 his professional in the best way! I will always order from here.
Great service, quick reply to enquiry, quick delivery, will definitely use again… and has a great name :)
Dan
Funny Card.
Quick delivery
Lovely presentation
Excellent customer service
Lovely smelling candle
Arrived quickly and its the perfect addition to my little collection on my hoodie!
Very funny candle. Good communication. Arrived on time. My sister loved this candle. Will definitely buy from them again