This email is about a new startup which I think is pretty funny.
It is also unlike any of my other emails, I'll tell you why at the end.
The name of this facility is The Clungatorium. You might be able to work out why they called it that if you've see The Inbetweeners.
The purpose of this business is to farm fanny batter.
You might think that's a bit weird, but it does have a genuine purpose, and it seems it's mutually beneficial to the donors as it is for the farmers.
The women who provide their lovely juices are very happy to be there, they thoroughly enjoy the process, what woman wouldn't love to sit on the face of an experienced farmer until they really can't take any more?
The farmers on the other hand have a great deal of experience; they are experts in giving an immense amount of pleasure to the women who visit. And for them, the pleasure is that of giving. They all truly love making the women scream, as they should!
There is even a viewing platform so that visitors can watch the process, for a small fee.
All of the batter that is collected is used by the in-house fish and chip shop which can easily charge £45 for a battered fish.
Have you heard of any equally ridiculous startups? If so, what?
Oh, and I was going to tell you why this email is different from all of the rest. You probably guessed: it's not true.
Sorry.
If it was true I'd happily volunteer.
The real purpose of this website is to help you break through social norms and be your true naughty self. Giving a rude birthday gift is one way of doing it, and reading my stories and doing something similar yourself is another way. I hope you like this one, and please free to comments!
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