Rude Gifts To Or From Your Dog

Collection: Rude Dog Gifts

  • All orders before 11pm sent 8am next working day.*

  • Cards/candles: buy one get one 50% off.

  • Free UK Tracked 24 shipping when you spend £25.

  • All designs are hand drawn in our home office near Leeds.

  • Custom card message and send it directly to your recipient.

  • Full refund, no need to send back, just email us, no questions asked.

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Common Questions

Can I get a refund if I don't like it?

If you don't like your candle, just email me (dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk) within 30 days and I'll give you a full refund including postage, no questions asked.

You don't even need to send it back!

Can I talk with you to check something?

Sure, call me on 01138730688 or email me at dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk, or use the little chat thingy at the bottom right.

When will I get my stuff?

If you order before 23:00 we'll send your order at 08:00 tomorrow (we only send on working days).

The only exceptions to this is mugs, water bottles and anything fabric. Because they are printed to order, they'll be sent separately a couple of days later.

You can choose from various shipping methods when you check out, the quickest being Royal Mail Tracked 24.

You'll notice that the cost of shipping is less than what it costs me

How much does shipping cost?

It will actually cost you less then it costs me, so don't worry, you won't get a horrible surprise when you check out.

You'll see a dropdown on the checkout page where you can choose the method you want to use.

Are your cards any good?

Yeah they're amazing.

Seriously though, they're made from 350gsm white silk card which is thicker than most greetings cards. It feels kind of silky too, which is nice.

What do the candles really smell of?

Vanilla, not jizz and farts sadly.

Who or what is Mila?

Mila is our very own naughty little AI-driven assistant. Have a chat with her here and see what happens!

*except mugs, water bottles and anything fabric.