On the back of the sausage post, one of our lovely email group members replied with their own story.
I hope you like it, if you have anything similar, please let me know, I'd love to read it!
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Not sausage related but we had a local pub that did a carvery and when service was finished the chef would bring any leftovers into the bar for us locals.
We had a very eccentric man who had barely any teeth and dirty fingernails. We all used to rush for the roasties before him!
This one day he beat us all so we all had to pretend we weren't hungry! Because of this he loaded his 50yr old smelly leather jacket pockets with meat and roasties to eat later! (We were tempted to garnish it with gravy but refrained 🤣).
This one is gross: I worked at a hotel and just before the guests entered the dining room we would place bread baskets and juice on the tables.
This one week we had a group of arrogant obnoxious uni students staying and they all sat at the same tables every meal time. By the end of the week me and the other waitresses had had enough so before we put the bread on the table we licked every bun then we took the nib out of our pens, sucked up juice from one glass and spat it into another till we'd done it to every glass. Vile but still makes me laugh 30 years later
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What do you think? A pretty good effort :)
Does it inspire you to do anything bad?
