Giving one of our gifts is naughty
And do you know what happens to naughty people?
Yeah, they have loads more fun, be themselves, and don’t care what others think.
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All orders before 11pm sent next working day; mugs, water bottles and anything fabric will be sent a couple of days later.
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Full refund, no need to send back, just email us, no questions asked.
"Dan makes you feel like you're ordering from a friend. Very quick delivery and great customer service!" - Sarah Field, Stockport
"Thanks for such amazing customer service all the way through. I shall definitely be recommending you and if I could give you more than a 5 star review, I definitely would!!" - Justine Smith, Rochdale

Why all this silliness?
With so many of us suffering from anxiety and depression, we need a way out, an escape, a way to break through the stupid social norms.
Our aim at Mr. Inappropriate is to give you a break from all that, be yourself, and have a laugh.
My name is Dan, I’m the founder of Mr. Inappropriate and I firmly believe that we’re not designed to live like this.
We haven’t changed much since the time when we ran around with a spear chasing something to fuck or eat, or escaping from someone else doing that.
And now, we have to deal with emails, debt, job and a million other things, not to mention the fact we’re not allowed to express ourselves anymore for fear of offending someone.
If you’re feeling stressed and anxious it’s hardly surprising.
Let us help by giving you a moment to escape, have a giggle and not give a shit.
And help your friends do the same!
Let customers speak for us
from 1307 reviewsFast delivery and top quality products! Smells lush too. Would order again and definitely recommend 😄
Arrived quickly and great quality
Great cards, good quality, quick postage. Perfect mix of filth and sentiment
Great products both the card and book… the little extras made it even funnier
We definitely be back
Hilarious card, amazing quality, fast shipping and perfect price. For those with a school boy sense of humour like my own I cannot recommend enough. Thank you
Really enjoyed watching my friend walk around with a cock tattoo on his head for a full 48hrs. Would recommend 10/10
Really good service, will definitely order again
Ordered a joke valentines card which was personalised to be made to look like both of us! Was received brilliantly with great laughs (as it pretty much was our situation) and when I posted on my socials the feedback was brilliant! Everyone telling me how funny it was! … the card itself was amazing quality and the font was just perfect and worked with the card! Will 100% be using mr. Innapropriate again for friends and family occasions!
Absolutely brilliant 🤩
I love my bear,pride of place on the fridge.
My order arrived very quickly.FANTASTIC,will definitely be ordering more stuff,I've also used one of the stickers that was sent with the order I'm sure T***O will be delighted.It made me laugh while I did it.
The perfect card for a non romantic like myself.
Thank you Mr Inappropriate for a great service and rapid delivery, products recieved are first class and I will be back
Brilliant service, brilliant card, brilliant online shop! Highly recommend! The card was read out on TIKTOK! 😃
Really funny addition to the valentines card. Partner found it funny! Thank you again :)
The card was great and my partner loved it. 2nd time I've ordered now from Dan and partner absolutely loved it! I feel Dan never disappoints and is a great laugh. Thank you very much (and for the other items too!). Would 100% reccomend :)