*weekdays only, mugs, water bottles and anything fabric will be sent a couple of days later

Giving one of our cards is naughty

And do you know what happens to naughty people?

Yeah, they have loads more fun, be themselves, and don’t give a shit what others think.

Do you want this to happen to you?

Buy a Bundle and Save!

"Dan makes you feel like you're ordering from a friend. Very quick delivery and great customer service!" - Sarah Field, Stockport

  • All orders before 11pm sent 8am next working day; mugs, water bottles and anything fabric will be sent a couple of days later.

  • Full refund, no need to send back, just email us, no questions asked.

  • Free UK Tracked 24 shipping when you spend £25.

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With so many of us suffering from anxiety and depression, we need a way out, an escape, a way to break through the stupid social norms.

Our aim at Mr. Inappropriate is to give you a break from all that, be yourself, and have a laugh.

My name is Dan, I’m the founder of Mr. Inappropriate and I firmly believe that we’re not designed to live like this.

We haven’t changed much since the time when we ran around with a spear chasing something to fuck or eat, or escaping from someone else doing that.

And now, we have to deal with emails, debt, job and a million other things, not to mention the fact we’re not allowed to express ourselves anymore for fear of offending someone.

If you’re feeling stressed and anxious it’s hardly surprising.  

Let us help by giving you a moment to escape, have a giggle and not give a shit.

And help your friends do the same!

Very Important Questions

Can I get a refund if I don't like it?

If you don't like anything you buy here, just email me (dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk) within 30 days and I'll give you a full refund including postage, no questions asked.

You don't even need to send it back!

Can I talk with you to check something?

Sure, call me on 01138730688 or email me at dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk, or use the little chat thingy at the bottom right.

When will I get my stuff?

If you order before 23:00 we'll send your order at 08:00 the next working day.

The only exceptions to this is mugs, water bottles and anything fabric. Because they are printed to order, they'll be sent separately a couple of days later.

You can choose from various shipping methods when you check out, the quickest being Royal Mail Tracked 24.

You'll notice that the cost of shipping is less than what it costs me

How much does shipping cost?

It will actually cost you less then it costs me, so don't worry, you won't get a horrible surprise when you check out.

You'll see a dropdown on the checkout page where you can choose the method you want to use.

Are your cards any good?

Yeah they're amazing.

Seriously though, they're made from 350gsm white silk card which is thicker than most greetings cards. It feels kind of silky too, which is nice.

What do the candles really smell of?

Vanilla, not jizz and farts sadly.

Who or what is Mila?

Mila is our very own naughty little AI-driven assistant. Have a chat with her here and see what happens!

  • Cards/candles: buy one get one 50% off.

  • All designs are hand drawn in our home office near Leeds.

  • Custom card message and send it directly to your recipient.

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Imagine their face when they open it

Will they be surprised? Impressed? Offended? Will they giggle and drop a bit of wee into their pants?

Will they get a glimpse of what you're really like?

I hope so, you should be proud of how naughty you can be.

  • “Brilliant brand, completely fantastic quality of products! I am signed up for weekly emails from Dan, company owner and let me tell you, I very much look forward to reading them every week! some really funny stories on there! This is a very unique brand! - Linds Taylor.

  • “I was feeling a bit low until I got your email, it made me feel better once again, thank you Dan.” - Russell.

  • “Dan don't change anything, you don't know how much you have helped me on my worse days.  I just have to read your stories and laugh till I pee myself or spit water all over some random stranger, then having one of the best nights of my life. Mmmmmm please just keep doing what your doing don't change 🤣🤣😂😂.” - Susanne Moore.

  • “I'd just like to thank you for your emails, which always brighten my day. I'm a Management Accountant, which means I do numbers well, but you have a fabulous way with words, which I admire so much.” - Karen Reis.

  • “Just when I think your stories can't get any better, they do!” - Jennie Rose.