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Why all this silliness?
With so many of us suffering from anxiety and depression, we need a way out, an escape, a way to break through the stupid social norms.
Our aim at Mr. Inappropriate is to give you a break from all that, be yourself, and have a laugh.
My name is Dan, I’m the founder of Mr. Inappropriate and I firmly believe that we’re not designed to live like this.
We haven’t changed much since the time when we ran around with a spear chasing something to fuck or eat, or escaping from someone else doing that.
And now, we have to deal with emails, debt, job and a million other things, not to mention the fact we’re not allowed to express ourselves anymore for fear of offending someone.
If you’re feeling stressed and anxious it’s hardly surprising.
Let us help by giving you a moment to escape, have a giggle and not give a shit.
And help your friends do the same!
Read more about our story.
Let customers speak for us
from 1071 reviewsVery funny adding a bit of class to my table. Dan is a great person it's like having a friend with gossip and a laugh. Great value for money on all his bits.
Amazing quality. Very quick delivery. Packaged perfectly. Will 10000% be ordering from you again! X
Great items. Really fast delivery and great service. I will definitely order again. Thanks
Absolutely amazing service, nice and clean. Also I contacted him for customer care reasons and this was very quick response I highly recommend all services from this site x
Love this page, eveything it's hilarious, dan is just an e mail away and very funny and thoughtful. Definitely my new favourite page. Will buy EVERYTHING from here from now on. Excellent prices and amusing.
Very good customer services. Quick efficient and good quality stuff. Great to see some unique stuff you can’t get anywhere else will definitely be my go to now.
Absolutely brilliant, good quality, fast delivery, and a good bit of rude humour! Excellent customer service from an actual human too.
Brought several cards from Dan recently and as usual great service. Brilliant products and quick delivery
Honestly the best customer service I think I’ve ever had. Everything arrived on time and I was updated on each step. Bravo to Dan for running such a great service. 10/10 I would order again
I absolutely love all the items I bought from here, cannot wait to see the faces of the recipients 🙈🙈😂 so so funny really fast postage and greatly packed. Can’t wait to see what else he comes up with!
I ordered a few pieces (mugs and candles) as Christmas presents and they were very, very well received. Dan makes you feel like you're ordering from a friend. Very quick delivery and great customer service!
Great customer service , went above and beyond to help, definitely recommend!
The most quickest and best customer service I have had from anyone! Was so polite and immediately shipped out my product on the same day. I really appreciate the fact that you went out your way to do this, and the note that was attached with my gift was very polite and put a smile on my face! Thank you so much for this gift. I wish you many years of success in your shop.
Brilliant items and Dan is a lovely man and very helpful
Very Important Questions
Can I get a refund if I don't like it?
If you don't like anything you buy here, just email me (dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk) within 30 days and I'll give you a full refund including postage, no questions asked.
You don't even need to send it back!
Can I talk with you to check something?
Sure, call me on 01138730688 or email me at dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk, or use the little chat thingy at the bottom right.
When will I get my stuff?
If you order before 23:00 we'll send your order at 08:00 the next working day.
The only exceptions to this is mugs, water bottles and anything fabric. Because they are printed to order, they'll be sent separately a couple of days later.
You can choose from various shipping methods when you check out, the quickest being Royal Mail Tracked 24.
You'll notice that the cost of shipping is less than what it costs me
How much does shipping cost?
It will actually cost you less then it costs me, so don't worry, you won't get a horrible surprise when you check out.
You'll see a dropdown on the checkout page where you can choose the method you want to use.
Are your cards any good?
Yeah they're amazing.
Seriously though, they're made from 350gsm white silk card which is thicker than most greetings cards. It feels kind of silky too, which is nice.
What do the candles really smell of?
Vanilla, not jizz and farts sadly.
Who or what is Mila?
Mila is our very own naughty little AI-driven assistant. Have a chat with her here and see what happens!