Giving one of our gifts is naughty
And do you know what happens to naughty people?
Yeah, they have loads more fun, be themselves, and don’t give a shit what others think.
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"Dan makes you feel like you're ordering from a friend. Very quick delivery and great customer service!" - Sarah Field, Stockport
"Thanks for such amazing customer service all the way through. I shall definitely be recommending you and if I could give you more than a 5 star review, I definitely would!!" - Justine Smith, Rochdale
Be creative and build your own bundle
We can even write in your card and send it to your loved one!
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Build Your Own Birthday Card Set - 8 Of Your Choice
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Build Your Own Large Birthday Bundle - For Her
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Build Your Own Large Birthday Bundle - For Him
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Build Your Own Large Bundle - For Your Lover
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Birthday Card Set - 15 Best-Selling
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Christmas Card Set - 14 Cards
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“Good quality, fast delivery, and rude humour! Excellent customer service from an actual human too.” - Alicia Caulfield
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"I just love this site in the face. I've decided to put an embargo on all the other sites that sell similar things. Mr Inappropriate makes me happy, what else is there to say?" - Richard Yewtree
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"Definitely my new favourite site. Will buy EVERYTHING from here from now on." - Elizabeth Gauntlett
Or be lazy and get a pre-built one
We can even write in your card and send it to your loved one!
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XL Set Birthday Bundle - For Her
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XL Set Birthday Bundle - For Him
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Or buy something for your lover?!
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Build Your Own Birthday Card Set - 8 Of Your Choice
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Why all this silliness?
With so many of us suffering from anxiety and depression, we need a way out, an escape, a way to break through the stupid social norms.
Our aim at Mr. Inappropriate is to give you a break from all that, be yourself, and have a laugh.
My name is Dan, I’m the founder of Mr. Inappropriate and I firmly believe that we’re not designed to live like this.
We haven’t changed much since the time when we ran around with a spear chasing something to fuck or eat, or escaping from someone else doing that.
And now, we have to deal with emails, debt, job and a million other things, not to mention the fact we’re not allowed to express ourselves anymore for fear of offending someone.
If you’re feeling stressed and anxious it’s hardly surprising.
Let us help by giving you a moment to escape, have a giggle and not give a shit.
And help your friends do the same!
Let customers speak for us
from 980 reviewsVery funny adding a bit of class to my table. Dan is a great person it's like having a friend with gossip and a laugh. Great value for money on all his bits.