Collection: Rude Birthday Cards
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Birthday Card Set - 15 Best-Selling
7 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(7) 7 total reviews
Regular price £24.55Regular priceUnit price / per£74.55Sale price £24.55Sale -
Build Your Own Birthday Card Set - 8 Of Your Choice
3 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(3) 3 total reviews
Regular price £19.76Regular priceUnit price / per£39.76Sale price £19.76Sale -
Birthday Card - That's You
6 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(6) 6 total reviews
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Birthday Card - Cunt Face
5 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(5) 5 total reviews
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Birthday Card - Birth Anniversary
7 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(7) 7 total reviews
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Birthday Card - Open
3 reviews4.67 / 5.0
(3) 3 total reviews
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Birthday Card - Cunt Bear
8 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(8) 8 total reviews
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Birthday Card - Favourite Things
10 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(10) 10 total reviews
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Birthday Card - Handmade
5 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(5) 5 total reviews
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Birthday Card - Cock
13 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(13) 13 total reviews
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Birthday Card - Bum Cake
9 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(9) 9 total reviews
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Birthday Card - Enjoy Yourself Man
11 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(11) 11 total reviews
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Birthday Card - Dickhead
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Birthday Card - Set Them Free
4 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(4) 4 total reviews
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Birthday Card - Enjoy Yourself Girl
9 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(9) 9 total reviews
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Birthday Card - Positive Vibes
10 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(10) 10 total reviews
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Birthday Card Set - 30 Best-Selling
1 review5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
Regular price £49.10Regular priceUnit price / per£149.10Sale price £49.10Sale -
Birthday Card - Bum Flower Man
14 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(14) 14 total reviews
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Birthday Card - Favourite Cunt
14 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(14) 14 total reviews
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Birthday Card - Bum Flower Girl
4 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(4) 4 total reviews
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Birthday Card - Old Twat
8 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(8) 8 total reviews
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Birthday Card - Cock Balloon
5 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(5) 5 total reviews
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Birthday Card - Wind
3 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(3) 3 total reviews
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Birthday Card - ASDA
4 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(4) 4 total reviews
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Birthday Card - Vaginal Discharge
5 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(5) 5 total reviews
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Birthday Card Set - 8 Rudest
1 review5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
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Birthday Card - Forget
4 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(4) 4 total reviews
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Birthday Card - Naked Mandala
2 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
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Birthday Card - Twatted
1 review5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
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Birthday Card - Cock Spurt
2 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
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Birthday Card - Pussy Hearts
3 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(3) 3 total reviews
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Birthday Card - Present
2 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
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Birthday Card - Fucking Love You
4 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(4) 4 total reviews
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Birthday Card - Sexy Bum
3 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(3) 3 total reviews
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Birthday Card - Fucking Love You Original
3 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(3) 3 total reviews
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Birthday Card - I Eat Poo
No reviewsRegular price £4.97Regular priceUnit price / per£4.97Sale price £4.97
Or amaze them with a bundle!
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Build Your Own Large Birthday Bundle - For Her
8 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(8) 8 total reviews
Regular price £23.82Regular priceUnit price / per£33.82Sale price £23.82Sale -
Build Your Own Large Birthday Bundle - For Him
2 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
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Build Your Own Large Bundle - For Your Lover
5 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(5) 5 total reviews
Regular price £23.82Regular priceUnit price / per£33.82Sale price £23.82Sale -
XL Set Birthday Bundle - For Her
No reviewsRegular price £49.04Regular priceUnit price / per£61.04Sale price £49.04Sale -
XL Set Birthday Bundle - For Him
No reviewsRegular price £45.61Regular priceUnit price / per£57.61Sale price £45.61Sale -
XL Set Bundle - For Your Lady
No reviewsRegular price £48.07Regular priceUnit price / per£60.07Sale price £48.07Sale -
XL Set Bundle - For Your Man
No reviewsRegular price £44.04Regular priceUnit price / per£56.04Sale price £44.04Sale -
XL Set Bundle - For Your Lesbian Lover
No reviewsRegular price £51.04Regular priceUnit price / per£63.04Sale price £51.04Sale -
XL Set Bundle - For Gay Lover
No reviewsRegular price £50.04Regular priceUnit price / per£62.04Sale price £50.04Sale -
Build Your Own Small Birthday Bundle - For Her
28 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(28) 28 total reviews
Regular price £11.88Regular priceUnit price / per£17.88Sale price £11.88Sale -
Build Your Own Small Birthday Bundle - For Him
15 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(15) 15 total reviews
Regular price £11.88Regular priceUnit price / per£17.88Sale price £11.88Sale
Or get a whole set and save!
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Birthday Card Set - 30 Best-Selling
1 review5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
Regular price £49.10Regular priceUnit price / per£149.10Sale price £49.10Sale -
Birthday Card Set - 15 Best-Selling
7 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(7) 7 total reviews
Regular price £24.55Regular priceUnit price / per£74.55Sale price £24.55Sale -
Birthday Card Set - 8 Rudest
1 review5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
Regular price £19.76Regular priceUnit price / per£39.76Sale price £19.76Sale -
Christmas Card Set - 14 Cards
8 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(8) 8 total reviews
Regular price £24.58Regular priceUnit price / per£69.58Sale price £24.58Sale -
Christmas Card Set - 30 Cards
No reviewsRegular price £49.10Regular priceUnit price / per£149.10Sale price £49.10Sale
Let customers speak for us
from 1338 reviewsI'll never think of a Saturday night dirty mayonnaise covered kebab the same way again!
The girls had a great laugh with this one!
I 100% recommend this company for your friends and family that really need a good laugh. Sent to my sister for her birthday and we laughed so much. Thanks Dan.
Great service, book arrived well packaged and on time.
Good quality and the confetti willies was hilarious - quick delivery, will certainly be using this site again, highly recommended
I have brought lots of these magnets to put inside ‘happy post’ or birthday cards as a little gift that can be posted with no extra postal costs . A discreet but very expressive magnet for ‘c’ word lovers .
This company has some really funny things. I’m always looking for joke pressies for my friends and this Badge Cock didn’t disappoint ( now there’s a sentence I thought I’d never say…!!)
Thank you and I’m sure to be making purchases from you in the future.
One happy customer 😊😊😊
Absolutely thrilled with my labels which I have purchased for my friends birthday.
Great company and fantastic service.
Thank you 🤩
Love this card. Brilliant service from Dan. I can’t wait to give this to my friend and I’ll certainly be making future purchases.
Ten out of ten!! 👏👏
There are some amazing things to buy on this store, it's my first go to for any presents that I know will guarantee a laugh, the emails I get from Dan make me laugh weekly. Well worth signing up to have a giggle when checking your emails at work! 100% 10 out of 10 for service and quality
Fast delivery. Great quality. Brilliant website.
Good quality. Great variety.
Excellent card. Super fast delivery too.
A great company for someone looking for cards out of the ordinary . Great product, great service, cannot recommend enough !
Really pleased with my purchase, it’s perfect for my needs, great to see a new business offering that little bit extra risky stuff 🤭🤭😎
The card was cheeky, and the candle smelled lovely. Highly recommend for a good laugh!