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Just fab!

Fast delivery and top quality products! Smells lush too. Would order again and definitely recommend 😄

S.H.
Valentine's Anniversary Small Candle - Blowjob
Fantastic

Arrived quickly and great quality

Michael White
Valentine's Anniversary Card - Taste Pussy
Hilarious

Great cards, good quality, quick postage. Perfect mix of filth and sentiment

Jo Shand
Valentine's Anniversary Card - Wind
Fabulous

Great products both the card and book… the little extras made it even funnier
We definitely be back

Melanie Groves
Confetti - Jizz
Amazing Quality

Hilarious card, amazing quality, fast shipping and perfect price. For those with a school boy sense of humour like my own I cannot recommend enough. Thank you

Andrew Murray
Valentine's Anniversary Card - Spurt
Good stuff and easy to use website

Really enjoyed watching my friend walk around with a cock tattoo on his head for a full 48hrs. Would recommend 10/10

David Constantine
Forehead Tattoo - Cock
Great card and fast delivery

Really good service, will definitely order again

Thomas Wadhams
Valentine's Anniversary Card - Blowjobs
Absolutely amazing quality & funny

Ordered a joke valentines card which was personalised to be made to look like both of us! Was received brilliantly with great laughs (as it pretty much was our situation) and when I posted on my socials the feedback was brilliant! Everyone telling me how funny it was! … the card itself was amazing quality and the font was just perfect and worked with the card! Will 100% be using mr. Innapropriate again for friends and family occasions!

Cassandra Archer
Valentine's Anniversary Card - One-Night Stand
Confetti Jizz

Absolutely brilliant 🤩

Julie Mead
Confetti - Jizz

I love my bear,pride of place on the fridge.
My order arrived very quickly.FANTASTIC,will definitely be ordering more stuff,I've also used one of the stickers that was sent with the order I'm sure T***O will be delighted.It made me laugh while I did it.

Yvonne Trudgeon
Mr. Inappropriate
Great card

The perfect card for a non romantic like myself.

Nicola Taylor
Valentine's Anniversary Card - Found
Great service

Thank you Mr Inappropriate for a great service and rapid delivery, products recieved are first class and I will be back

James Hodgson
Valentine's Anniversary Card - Found
Valentines Card

Brilliant service, brilliant card, brilliant online shop! Highly recommend! The card was read out on TIKTOK! 😃

Julie Mead
Valentine's Anniversary Card - Finger
Swimmers confetti

Really funny addition to the valentines card. Partner found it funny! Thank you again :)

Jake Tilley
Confetti - Jizz
Valentine's cards

The card was great and my partner loved it. 2nd time I've ordered now from Dan and partner absolutely loved it! I feel Dan never disappoints and is a great laugh. Thank you very much (and for the other items too!). Would 100% reccomend :)

Jake Tilley
Valentine's Anniversary Card - Centre Cocks
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