The real purpose of this website is to help you break through social norms and be your true naughty self. Giving a rude birthday gift is one way of doing it, and reading my stories and doing something similar yourself is another way. I hope you like this one, and please free to comments!
I bet you have never done this with a cardboard poster tube.
A few years ago I had a job doing IT support for a record label; I was the manager of a small team, and one of the things that I encouraged in the team was to fart on people as much as possible.
One of my trademark techniques was to fart into a long cardboard poster tube and block of the end nearest me with my hand. Because that end was blocked stopped the air from getting in, there was no through-flow and the pump was safely stored in the tube.
I’d then walk up to an unexpecting recipient, put the tube to my mouth and the other end near their face and blow into it, pushing the pump out.
There were other techniques but I'll have to save these for another day as I'm too tired to do any more typing.
Arrived in good time. Great quality product. Even handy instructions how to apply label. Caused a bit of amusement on Christmas day. Very pleased and would highly recommend.
I love this magnet, it's exactly the same as the picture.
Dan went above and beyond to get this to me before Xmas as the other one hadn't turned up, he also put extra magnets in and sent it fast delivery.
Dan is an amazingly understanding man and you can have a good laugh with him, which is good.
Thankyou so much Dan for your help and understanding you're amazing.
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Fantastic range of products with a hint of naughtiness for those with a filthy mind. Great customer service too with fast delivery, highly recommended 👌
I ordered a candle for my other half that I know he'll love (not opened yet as it's an Xmas present), but all the products on the site made it hard to choose just one purchase as they're all amazing, so will definitely be buying more in the future. The delivery was quick and when it arrived I was surprised to have a letter from Mr. Inappropriate himself. It was a lovely personal touch and the content had me in stitches. I completely recommend.