The real purpose of this website is to help you break through social norms and be your true naughty self. Giving a rude birthday gift is one way of doing it, and reading my stories and doing something similar yourself is another way. I hope you like this one, and please free to comments!

Soggy biscuit

Do you remember the story about tea-pouring?
 
You might recall the office I worked in and the shared teapot.
 
Every day, at least a couple of times, we used to play soggy biscuit while sitting at our desks.
 
Disappointingly this didn’t involve any sort of furious beating, instead we had to each dip a biscuit into our tea and see who could hold it there the longest without it breaking off and sinking.
 
The winner is the last one to withdraw without it breaking off.  I suppose this is the only similarity with the normal soggy biscuit rules.
 
Now I’ve written this I’m wondering whether it was worth it, but I’ve spent at least 4 minutes typing this so it would be a waste not to send it.
 
So here you are, a thrilling story about playing soggy biscuit at work.
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