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Funny Tote Bag - Cunt Flowers

Funny Tote Bag - Cunt Flowers

Regular price £15.97
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PLEASE SEE PROCESSING TIME BELOW.

Two beautiful things woven into one: the word CUNT and some lovely flowers; what more could you want?

You have to admit, that this lady does look distinguished with her bag: both elegant and unfuckwithable.

So go ahead, you can be like her, get a bag like this!  Or just get it for a friend, they can't not like it.

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Imagine their face when they open it

Will they be surprised? Impressed? Offended? Will they giggle and drop a bit of wee into their pants?

Will they get a glimpse of what you're really like?

I hope so, you should be proud of how naughty you can be.

Common Questions

Can I get a refund if I don't like it?

If you don't like your tote bag, just email me (dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk) within 30 days and I'll give you a full refund including postage, no questions asked.

You don't even need to send it back!

What is it made from?

Weight: 300 gsm.

Material: 80% recycled cotton, 20% recycled polyester.

Top edge double folded for strength and clean finish.

Long handles with reinforced cross stitch.

Shaping seam at bottom to create volume.

How will it be packaged?

Your bag will be sent to you in a waterproof sealed plastic package.

Can I talk with you to check something?

Sure, call me on 01138730688 or email me at dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk, or use the little chat thingy at the bottom right.

When will I get my stuff?

Your bag will be professionally printed to order so please allow us two to seven working days to get it ready.

How much does shipping cost?

It will actually cost you less then it costs me, so don't worry, you won't get a horrible surprise when you check out.

You'll see a dropdown on the checkout page where you can choose the method you want to use.

Who or what is Mila?

Mila is our very own naughty little AI-driven assistant. Have a chat with her here and see what happens!

  • All orders before 11pm sent 8am next working day.*

  • Cards/candles: buy one get one 50% off.

  • Free UK Tracked 24 shipping when you spend £25.

  • All designs are hand drawn in our home office near Leeds.

  • Custom card message and send it directly to your recipient.

  • Full refund, no need to send back, just email us, no questions asked.

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Why?

With so many of us suffering from anxiety and depression, we need a way out, an escape, a way to break through the stupid social norms.

Our aim at Mr. Inappropriate is to give you a break from all that, be yourself, and have a laugh.

My name is Dan, I’m the founder of Mr. Inappropriate and I firmly believe that we’re not designed to live like this.

We haven’t changed much since the time when we ran around with a spear chasing something to fuck or eat, or escaping from someone else doing that.

And now, we have to deal with emails, debt, job and a million other things, not to mention the fact we’re not allowed to express ourselves anymore for fear of offending someone.

If you’re feeling stressed and anxious it’s hardly surprising.  

Let us help by giving you a moment to escape, have a giggle and not give a shit.

And help your friends do the same!

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K.P. (Bury, GB)

Quick turnaround, friendly service, great quality product.