Adult Birthday Cards

Birthday Card - That's You

Birthday Card - That's You

6 reviews

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Birthday Card - Set Them Free

Birthday Card - Set Them Free

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Birthday Card - Favourite Things

Birthday Card - Favourite Things

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Birthday Card - ASDA

Birthday Card - ASDA

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Birthday Card - Bum Flower Man

Birthday Card - Bum Flower Man

12 reviews

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Birthday Card - Enjoy Yourself Girl

Birthday Card - Enjoy Yourself Girl

7 reviews

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Birthday Card - Handmade

Birthday Card - Handmade

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Birthday Card - Cunt Bear

Birthday Card - Cunt Bear

8 reviews

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Birthday Card - Enjoy Yourself Man

Birthday Card - Enjoy Yourself Man

10 reviews

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Birthday Card - Birth Anniversary

Birthday Card - Birth Anniversary

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Birthday Card - Cock Spurt

Birthday Card - Cock Spurt

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Birthday Card - Cock Balloon

Birthday Card - Cock Balloon

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Badge - Birthday Cunt

Badge - Birthday Cunt

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Build Your Own Birthday Card Set - 8 Of Your Choice

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Build Your Own Birthday Card Set - 8 Of Your Choice

3 reviews

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Birthday Card - Favourite Cunt

Birthday Card - Favourite Cunt

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Build Your Own Small Birthday Bundle - For Her

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Build Your Own Small Birthday Bundle - For Her

26 reviews

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Build Your Own Small Birthday Bundle - For Him

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Build Your Own Small Birthday Bundle - For Him

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Birthday Card - Cock

Birthday Card - Cock

10 reviews

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Birthday Card - Pussy Hearts

Birthday Card - Pussy Hearts

3 reviews

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Birthday Card - Positive Vibes

Birthday Card - Positive Vibes

8 reviews

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Birthday Card - Fucking Love You

Birthday Card - Fucking Love You

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Birthday Card - Bum Cake

Birthday Card - Bum Cake

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Birthday Card - Naked Mandala

Birthday Card - Naked Mandala

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Birthday Card - Wind

Birthday Card - Wind

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Birthday Card - Old Twat

Birthday Card - Old Twat

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Birthday Card - Present

Birthday Card - Present

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Birthday Card - Bum Flower Girl

Birthday Card - Bum Flower Girl

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Birthday Card - Sexy Bum

Birthday Card - Sexy Bum

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Birthday Card - Vaginal Discharge

Birthday Card - Vaginal Discharge

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Wine Labels (x2) - Asda

Wine Labels (x2) - Asda

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Wine Labels (x2) - Bum Grapes

Wine Labels (x2) - Bum Grapes

10 reviews

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Birthday Card - Forget

Birthday Card - Forget

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Birthday Card - Twatted

Birthday Card - Twatted

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Wine Labels (x2) - Penis Grigio

Wine Labels (x2) - Penis Grigio

23 reviews

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Birthday Card - I Eat Poo

Birthday Card - I Eat Poo

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Badge - Bummer

Badge - Bummer

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All orders before 11pm sent next working day; mugs, water bottles and anything fabric will be sent a couple of days later.
Full refund, no need to send back, just email us, no questions asked.

Let customers speak for us

from 1035 reviews

Wine labels

Very funny adding a bit of class to my table. Dan is a great person it's like having a friend with gossip and a laugh. Great value for money on all his bits.

Nicola Mulraine

Wine Labels (x2) - Bum Grapes

03/15/2024

Blow job candle and card.

Amazing quality. Very quick delivery. Packaged perfectly. Will 10000% be ordering from you again! X

Sophie Warner

Valentine's Anniversary Candle - Blowjob

02/21/2024

Cards

Great items. Really fast delivery and great service. I will definitely order again. Thanks

Michael

Valentine's Anniversary Card - Blowjobs

02/16/2024

Blowjob candle

Absolutely amazing service, nice and clean. Also I contacted him for customer care reasons and this was very quick response I highly recommend all services from this site x

Charlie Turner

Valentine's Anniversary Candle - Blowjob

02/14/2024

Outstanding

Love this page, eveything it's hilarious, dan is just an e mail away and very funny and thoughtful. Definitely my new favourite page. Will buy EVERYTHING from here from now on. Excellent prices and amusing.

Miss Elizabeth A Gauntlett

Valentine's Anniversary Card - Pants

02/14/2024

Quick easy and Good quality

Very good customer services. Quick efficient and good quality stuff. Great to see some unique stuff you can’t get anywhere else will definitely be my go to now.

Christopher Tanton

Mr. Inappropriate

01/29/2024

Rude birthday card

Absolutely brilliant, good quality, fast delivery, and a good bit of rude humour! Excellent customer service from an actual human too.

Alicia Caulfield

Birthday Card - Vaginal Discharge

01/23/2024

Mug and cards

Brought several cards from Dan recently and as usual great service. Brilliant products and quick delivery

Vanessa Layton

Mr. Inappropriate

01/15/2024

Hey sexy bum

Honestly the best customer service I think I’ve ever had. Everything arrived on time and I was updated on each step. Bravo to Dan for running such a great service. 10/10 I would order again

Dion Hughes

Birthday Card - Sexy Bum

01/13/2024

Fucking hilarious

I absolutely love all the items I bought from here, cannot wait to see the faces of the recipients 🙈🙈😂 so so funny really fast postage and greatly packed. Can’t wait to see what else he comes up with!

Kirsty Millar

Mr. Inappropriate

01/10/2024

Assorted bits

I ordered a few pieces (mugs and candles) as Christmas presents and they were very, very well received. Dan makes you feel like you're ordering from a friend. Very quick delivery and great customer service!

Sarah Field

Candle - Hot Fart

12/22/2023

Great customer service!

Great customer service , went above and beyond to help, definitely recommend!

Ashleigh Harn

Mr. Inappropriate

05/08/2023

Best customer service!!

The most quickest and best customer service I have had from anyone! Was so polite and immediately shipped out my product on the same day. I really appreciate the fact that you went out your way to do this, and the note that was attached with my gift was very polite and put a smile on my face! Thank you so much for this gift. I wish you many years of success in your shop.

Arij Ali

Mr. Inappropriate

04/06/2023

Dan is lovely

Brilliant items and Dan is a lovely man and very helpful

Jean Warneck

Mr. Inappropriate

11/21/2022

All designs are hand drawn in our home office near Leeds.
Custom card message and send it directly to your recipient.