Rude Novelty Gifts

Small Candle - Sweaty Minge

Small Candle - Sweaty Minge

40 reviews

40 total reviews

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Misfortune Teller - PLEASE NO MORE THAN TWO!!

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Misfortune Teller - PLEASE NO MORE THAN TWO!!

28 reviews

28 total reviews

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Wine Labels (x2) - Penis Grigio

Wine Labels (x2) - Penis Grigio

22 reviews

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Soap Bottle - Freshly Squeezed Cum

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Soap Bottle - Freshly Squeezed Cum

25 reviews

25 total reviews

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Small Candle - Sweaty Bollocks

Small Candle - Sweaty Bollocks

21 reviews

21 total reviews

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Notebook - Semen

Notebook - Semen

21 reviews

21 total reviews

Regular price £9.97

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Small Candle - Dried Wank Sock

Small Candle - Dried Wank Sock

22 reviews

22 total reviews

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Pill Box - Antiwankodol

Pill Box - Antiwankodol

13 reviews

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Pill Box - Sudachillodol

Pill Box - Sudachillodol

22 reviews

22 total reviews

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Small Candle - Hot Fart

Small Candle - Hot Fart

20 reviews

20 total reviews

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Small Candle - Dry Leathery Flaps

Small Candle - Dry Leathery Flaps

7 reviews

7 total reviews

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Small Candle - Fresh Warm Cum

Small Candle - Fresh Warm Cum

12 reviews

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Small Candle - Crusty Cunt Putty

Small Candle - Crusty Cunt Putty

5 reviews

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Wine Labels (x2) - Bum Grapes

Wine Labels (x2) - Bum Grapes

10 reviews

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Birthday Card - Cunt Bear

Birthday Card - Cunt Bear

7 reviews

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Small Candle - Aged Smegma

Small Candle - Aged Smegma

8 reviews

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Badge - Age

Badge - Age

5 reviews

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Small Candle - Dog Anal Gland Milk

Small Candle - Dog Anal Gland Milk

7 reviews

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Wine Labels (x2) - Asda

Wine Labels (x2) - Asda

4 reviews

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Badge - Birthday Cunt

Badge - Birthday Cunt

2 reviews

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Tea Towel - Wet

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Tea Towel - Wet

4 reviews

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Small Candle - Tight Wet Pussy

Small Candle - Tight Wet Pussy

7 reviews

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Badge - Cunt For The Day

Badge - Cunt For The Day

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Birthday Card - Wind

Birthday Card - Wind

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All orders before 11pm sent next working day; mugs, water bottles and anything fabric will be sent a couple of days later.
Full refund, no need to send back, just email us, no questions asked.
Free UK Tracked 24 shipping when you spend £25.

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Wine labels

Very funny adding a bit of class to my table. Dan is a great person it's like having a friend with gossip and a laugh. Great value for money on all his bits.

Nicola Mulraine

Wine Labels (x2) - Bum Grapes

03/15/2024

Blow job candle and card.

Amazing quality. Very quick delivery. Packaged perfectly. Will 10000% be ordering from you again! X

Sophie Warner

Valentine's Anniversary Candle - Blowjob

02/21/2024

Cards

Great items. Really fast delivery and great service. I will definitely order again. Thanks

Michael

Valentine's Anniversary Card - Blowjobs

02/16/2024

Blowjob candle

Absolutely amazing service, nice and clean. Also I contacted him for customer care reasons and this was very quick response I highly recommend all services from this site x

Charlie Turner

Valentine's Anniversary Candle - Blowjob

02/14/2024

Outstanding

Love this page, eveything it's hilarious, dan is just an e mail away and very funny and thoughtful. Definitely my new favourite page. Will buy EVERYTHING from here from now on. Excellent prices and amusing.

Miss Elizabeth A Gauntlett

Valentine's Anniversary Card - Pants

02/14/2024

Quick easy and Good quality

Very good customer services. Quick efficient and good quality stuff. Great to see some unique stuff you can’t get anywhere else will definitely be my go to now.

Christopher Tanton

Mr. Inappropriate

01/29/2024

Rude birthday card

Absolutely brilliant, good quality, fast delivery, and a good bit of rude humour! Excellent customer service from an actual human too.

Alicia Caulfield

Birthday Card - Vaginal Discharge

01/23/2024

Mug and cards

Brought several cards from Dan recently and as usual great service. Brilliant products and quick delivery

Vanessa Layton

Mr. Inappropriate

01/15/2024

Hey sexy bum

Honestly the best customer service I think I’ve ever had. Everything arrived on time and I was updated on each step. Bravo to Dan for running such a great service. 10/10 I would order again

Dion Hughes

Birthday Card - Sexy Bum

01/13/2024

Fucking hilarious

I absolutely love all the items I bought from here, cannot wait to see the faces of the recipients 🙈🙈😂 so so funny really fast postage and greatly packed. Can’t wait to see what else he comes up with!

Kirsty Millar

Mr. Inappropriate

01/10/2024

Assorted bits

I ordered a few pieces (mugs and candles) as Christmas presents and they were very, very well received. Dan makes you feel like you're ordering from a friend. Very quick delivery and great customer service!

Sarah Field

Candle - Hot Fart

12/22/2023

Great customer service!

Great customer service , went above and beyond to help, definitely recommend!

Ashleigh Harn

Mr. Inappropriate

05/08/2023

Best customer service!!

The most quickest and best customer service I have had from anyone! Was so polite and immediately shipped out my product on the same day. I really appreciate the fact that you went out your way to do this, and the note that was attached with my gift was very polite and put a smile on my face! Thank you so much for this gift. I wish you many years of success in your shop.

Arij Ali

Mr. Inappropriate

04/06/2023

Dan is lovely

Brilliant items and Dan is a lovely man and very helpful

Jean Warneck

Mr. Inappropriate

11/21/2022