Small Candle - Sweaty Minge
Small Candle - Sweaty Minge
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“Great customer service, went above and beyond to help, definitely recommend!” - Ashleigh Harn, Herrington
Your instant reaction to this one might be a bit 'eurgh, why would I want that?', but don't forget: it's an important smell. Had it had never existed neither would the human race.
If humans didn't have any sort of intimate smell, we might not have the subconscious desire to procreate.
So don't underestimate its juicy loveliness or importance, and treat yourself to a sniff.
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“Absolutely brilliant, good quality, fast delivery, and a good bit of rude humour! Excellent customer service from an actual human too.” - Alicia Caulfield, Newcastle upon Tyne
![Mr. Inappropriate](http://mrinappropriate.co.uk/cdn/shop/files/MRI_openingcard_1_tiny.png?v=1712778909&width=1500)
Imagine their face when they open it
Will they be surprised? Impressed? Offended? Will they giggle and drop a bit of wee into their pants.
Will they get a glimpse of what you're really like?
I hope so, you should be proud of how naughty you can be.
We get it
Every day you have to behave yourself and do all of the stupid crap that society expects you to.
You have to wear the right clothes, keep your job, be polite, try not to wave your important parts around in public, and remember not to say naughty words or offend anyone.
Be kind to yourself and give yourself a break, release some pressure and do something bad.
You owe it to yourself, and to your friends. They’ll love you more for it, I can promise you that.
Very Important Questions
Can I get a refund if I don't like it?
If you don't like your candle, just email me (dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk) within 30 days and I'll give you a full refund including postage, no questions asked.
You don't even need to send it back!
What does it really smell of?
Cosy and lovely vanilla! Sorry, I know that's disappointing...
How big is it?
The candle measures 7.5cm diameter by 7cm height and has a burning time of 20 hours.
What is it made from?
At least 50% of the was in this product is renewable plant-based wax.
The labels are made from expensive matte stickers with an embossed texture.
What is the box made from?
The box is made from quality 380gsm KSC certified Kraft cardboard.
How will it be packaged?
Your candle will be carefully packaged by hand in a cardboard box, nested in a load of kraft dunnage.
What when it's burnt out?
When the candle has burnt itself out you can use the glass to store nails and toenails.
What safety advice do you have?
Never leave a burning candle unattended and keep away from things that can catch fire.
Can I talk with you to check something?
Sure, call me on 01138730688 or email me at dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk, or use the little chat thingy at the bottom right.
When will I get my stuff?
If you order before 23:00 we'll send your order at 08:00 tomorrow (we only send on working days).
If you also order mugs, water bottles and anything fabric, they will arrive separately because they are printed to order.
You can choose from various shipping methods when you check out, the quickest being Royal Mail Tracked 24.
You'll notice that the cost of shipping is less than what it costs me
How much does shipping cost?
It will actually cost you less then it costs me, so don't worry, you won't get a horrible surprise when you check out.
You'll see a dropdown on the checkout page where you can choose the method you want to use.
Who or what is Mila?
Mila is our very own naughty little AI-driven assistant. Have a chat with her and see what happens!
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Why?
With so many of us suffering from anxiety and depression, we need a way out, an escape, a way to break through the stupid social norms.
Our aim at Mr. Inappropriate is to give you a break from all that, be yourself, and have a laugh.
My name is Dan, I’m the founder of Mr. Inappropriate and I firmly believe that we’re not designed to live like this.
We haven’t changed much since the time when we ran around with a spear chasing something to fuck or eat, or escaping from someone else doing that.
And now, we have to deal with emails, debt, job and a million other things, not to mention the fact we’re not allowed to express ourselves anymore for fear of offending someone.
If you’re feeling stressed and anxious it’s hardly surprising.
Let us help by giving you a moment to escape, have a giggle and not give a shit.
And help your friends do the same!
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Ordered this candle for a laugh for a relative and they loved it. Order was dispatched quickly and arrived quickly. Would highly recommend and would use again
It was ok. Label a bit wonky. Ok as a joke present.
Hello Jenni - thank you for this, it really helps to know how to improve when someone gives constructive criticism like this, so thank you.
Regarding the label, I had someone else say this a few weeks ago; they sent me some photos and actually the label wasn't wonky, it's because the glass is slightly conical so if you look at it slightly from the side it looks wonky when really it's not.
If there are any other reasons you're not happy with it, or if you want a full refund just let me know.
Cheers,
Dan
Perfectly inappropriate for my friend who enjoys a good laugh.
Super quick delivery, well packaged and great communication. Will definitely order again
Thank you Carol, I know what it's like when I'm looking for a sweaty minge and can't find one...
An excellent purchase from this seller, great communication and really quick
Service. Will definitely buy from this seller again
Yay good stuff, thank you so much for that Dean :)
I bought this candle as when I saw it I thought it was hilarious
Don't know who the lucky recipient will be but all my friends know my humour so they won't be offended Very quick delivery and Dan is always an email away if there's any problems xxxx
Thank you so much Ann, I hope your lucky recipient appreciated it, thank you so much for the review!