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Small Candle - Sweaty Minge

Small Candle - Sweaty Minge

£6.97
£6.97 £6.97
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How big is it?

The candle measures 7.5cm diameter by 7cm height and has a burning time of 20 hours.

What does it really smell of?

Cosy and lovely vanilla! Sorry, I know that's disappointing...

Can you send it to my loved one?

Yes sure, just put their address as the shipping address when you check out!

If you want to also send them a card, we can print a message in it for you. Just find the card that you want and you'll see a checkbox that says 'SEND TO LOVED ONE AND ADD A MESSAGE'. Just check this box and type your message, and we'll print and send it with your candle.

How will it be packaged?

Your candle will be packaged with tissue in a lovely thick cardboard presentation box (see photo).

It'll then be packaged by hand in a cardboard box, nested in a load of kraft dunnage or maybe bubble wrap.

Can I talk with you to check something?

Sure, call me on 01138730688 or email me at dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk, or use the little chat thingy at the bottom right.

How much does shipping cost?

It will actually cost you less then it costs me, so don't worry, you won't get a horrible surprise when you check out.

You'll see a dropdown on the checkout page where you can choose the method you want to use.

When will I get it?

If you order before 23:00 we'll send your order the next working day.

If you also order mugs, water bottles and anything fabric, they will arrive separately because they are printed to order.

You can choose from various shipping methods when you check out, the quickest being Royal Mail Tracked 24.

You'll notice that the cost of shipping is less than what it costs me.

“My 2nd purchase from here and I wasn't disappointed, great products and excellent communication from Dan, keep up the good work” - Steve Rowley, Stoke-on-Trent

Your instant reaction to this one might be a bit 'eurgh, why would I want that?', but don't forget: it's an important smell.  Had it had never existed neither would the human race.

If humans didn't have any sort of intimate smell, we might not have the subconscious desire to procreate.

So don't underestimate its juicy loveliness or importance, and treat yourself to a sniff.

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Customers rate us 5.0/5 based on 1036 reviews.

“Absolutely brilliant, good quality, fast delivery, and a good bit of rude humour! Excellent customer service from an actual human too.” - Alicia Caulfield, Newcastle upon Tyne

Mr. Inappropriate

Imagine their face when they open it

Will they be surprised? Impressed? Offended? Will they giggle and drop a bit of wee into their pants.

Will they get a glimpse of what you're really like?

I hope so, you should be proud of how naughty you can be.

We get it

Every day you have to behave yourself and do all of the stupid crap that society expects you to.

You have to wear the right clothes, keep your job, be polite, try not to wave your important parts around in public, and remember not to say naughty words or offend anyone.

Be kind to yourself and give yourself a break, release some pressure and do something bad.

You owe it to yourself, and to your friends.  They’ll love you more for it, I can promise you that.

More questions

Can I get a refund if I don't like it?

If you don't like your candle, just email me (dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk) within 30 days and I'll give you a full refund including postage, no questions asked.

You don't even need to send it back!

What is it made from?

At least 50% of the wax in this product is renewable and plant-based.

The labels are made from expensive matte stickers with an embossed texture.

What when it's burnt out?

When the candle has burnt itself out you can use the glass to store nails and toenails.

What safety advice do you have?

Never leave a burning candle unattended and keep away from things that can catch fire.

Who or what is Mila?

Mila is our very own naughty little AI-driven assistant. Have a chat with her and see what happens!

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    All orders before 11pm sent next working day; mugs, water bottles and anything fabric will be sent a couple of days later.

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    Full refund, no need to send back, just email us, no questions asked.

Or amaze them with a bundle!

Why?

With so many of us suffering from anxiety and depression, we need a way out, an escape, a way to break through the stupid social norms.

Our aim at Mr. Inappropriate is to give you a break from all that, be yourself, and have a laugh.

My name is Dan, I’m the founder of Mr. Inappropriate and I firmly believe that we’re not designed to live like this.

We haven’t changed much since the time when we ran around with a spear chasing something to fuck or eat, or escaping from someone else doing that.

And now, we have to deal with emails, debt, job and a million other things, not to mention the fact we’re not allowed to express ourselves anymore for fear of offending someone.

If you’re feeling stressed and anxious it’s hardly surprising.  

Let us help by giving you a moment to escape, have a giggle and not give a shit.

And help your friends do the same!

And get a set of cards

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    Custom card message and send it directly to your recipient.

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    All designs are hand drawn in our home office near Leeds.

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Joel Webb (Enfield, GB)
Sweaty minge & elf’s piss…

Ordered the ‘sweaty minge’ candle and ‘elf’s piss’ wine labels for a secret Santa present.

Although I haven’t gifted them yet, I know they’ll get a good laugh from the team and recipient! If not, it’ll be an interesting chat with HR at least…

Dan’s customer service has been superb through. Found his site via Instagram, his site is well designed, fun and user friendly.

The products were sent promptly and really well packed - you can tell Dan really cares about his small business which is lovely.

He even added some cheeky ‘For rectal use only’ stickers in with some ideas where to stick them - will have fun with these!

Lots of comms with Dan and even gives a phone number which is rare in case you have issues.

Thanks again Dan!

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Clare Harding (Greenford, GB)
Genius

What an absolutely brilliant new business. Lots of choice and ordering was simple with a super quick delivery. Dan's personal interactions are spot on and the surprise treat that arrived with the order is genius! Keep up the good work - I'll definitely be ordering again.

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Kirsty Eeles (Bedford, GB)

Can't wait to give it to my dad for Christmas. He has a school boy sense of humour and so hard to buy for.
Fast shipping, well packaged, great prices and quality.
Also got quirky free stickers as a gift!

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Alison Tacon (Peterborough, GB)
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Great prices and great products ( as long as your not easily offended) .Great customer service as well ! Will definitely be ordering again from Dan x

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Rich Kelleway (Plymouth, GB)
Love to sniff this

This candle sets up a lovely ambience

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