Candle - Fresh Warm Cum
Candle - Fresh Warm Cum
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“Great customer service, went above and beyond to help, definitely recommend!” - Ashleigh Harn, Herrington
This very specific scent can be produced on demand by 50% of the population (up to 4 times a day.... apparently).
For the rest of us, it's not so easy.
If you know someone for whom she can't just make this smell at the flick of the wrist, help her out and give her what she misses.
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“Absolutely brilliant, good quality, fast delivery, and a good bit of rude humour! Excellent customer service from an actual human too.” - Alicia Caulfield, Newcastle upon Tyne
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Imagine their face when they open it
Will they be surprised? Impressed? Offended? Will they giggle and drop a bit of wee into their pants.
Will they get a glimpse of what you're really like?
I hope so, you should be proud of how naughty you can be.
We get it
Every day you have to behave yourself and do all of the stupid crap that society expects you to.
You have to wear the right clothes, keep your job, be polite, try not to wave your important parts around in public, and remember not to say naughty words or offend anyone.
Be kind to yourself and give yourself a break, release some pressure and do something bad.
You owe it to yourself, and to your friends. They’ll love you more for it, I can promise you that.
Very Important Questions
Can I get a refund if I don't like it?
If you don't like your candle, just email me (dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk) within 30 days and I'll give you a full refund including postage, no questions asked.
You don't even need to send it back!
What does it really smell of?
Cosy and lovely vanilla! Sorry, I know that's disappointing...
How big is it?
The candle measures 7.5cm diameter by 7cm height and has a burning time of 20 hours.
What is it made from?
At least 50% of the was in this product is renewable plant-based wax.
The labels are made from expensive matte stickers with an embossed texture.
What is the box made from?
The box is made from quality 380gsm KSC certified Kraft cardboard.
How will it be packaged?
Your candle will be carefully packaged by hand in a cardboard box, nested in a load of kraft dunnage.
What when it's burnt out?
When the candle has burnt itself out you can use the glass to store nails and toenails.
What safety advice do you have?
Never leave a burning candle unattended and keep away from things that can catch fire.
Can I talk with you to check something?
Sure, call me on 01138730688 or email me at dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk, or use the little chat thingy at the bottom right.
When will I get my stuff?
If you order before 23:00 we'll send your order at 08:00 tomorrow (we only send on working days).
If you also order mugs, water bottles and anything fabric, they will arrive separately because they are printed to order.
You can choose from various shipping methods when you check out, the quickest being Royal Mail Tracked 24.
You'll notice that the cost of shipping is less than what it costs me
How much does shipping cost?
It will actually cost you less then it costs me, so don't worry, you won't get a horrible surprise when you check out.
You'll see a dropdown on the checkout page where you can choose the method you want to use.
Who or what is Mila?
Mila is our very own naughty little AI-driven assistant. Have a chat with her and see what happens!
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Why?
With so many of us suffering from anxiety and depression, we need a way out, an escape, a way to break through the stupid social norms.
Our aim at Mr. Inappropriate is to give you a break from all that, be yourself, and have a laugh.
My name is Dan, I’m the founder of Mr. Inappropriate and I firmly believe that we’re not designed to live like this.
We haven’t changed much since the time when we ran around with a spear chasing something to fuck or eat, or escaping from someone else doing that.
And now, we have to deal with emails, debt, job and a million other things, not to mention the fact we’re not allowed to express ourselves anymore for fear of offending someone.
If you’re feeling stressed and anxious it’s hardly surprising.
Let us help by giving you a moment to escape, have a giggle and not give a shit.
And help your friends do the same!
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Very very pleased with the product, the service was first class.. Delivered quickly and exactly as promised..I will definitely be back..Thank you...
What can I say- can’t go wrong with a candle for the Mrs but how can you get even more brownie points? Fresh warm cum candle. There’s honestly nothing like this on the market surprisingly. Smells amazing by the way and not like fresh warm cum which the Mrs was happy about. Make the wife giggle and gift from the vast array of ridiculous products on this website!
Thank you so much for sayingn this Jonah, really kind of you to go to the effort, I'm sure you have better things to do! So thank you, much appreciated!
I bought this in addition to the freshly squeezed cum hand wash bottle as a secret Santa gift. It “raises” a smile for sure!
Really easy to order and my delivery was very fast even over the busy festive period, great quality products perfect for my secret Santa, thankyou so much
Definitely will be recommending and using again
Loved the gifts that got a collegue, made a few laugh and embarrassed the person I got it for, really good quality and fast delivery, Dan stayed in contact throughout,