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Small Candle - Sweaty Bollocks

Small Candle - Sweaty Bollocks

£6.97
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How big is it?

The candle measures 7.5cm diameter by 7cm height and has a burning time of 20 hours.

What does it really smell of?

Cosy and lovely vanilla! Sorry, I know that's disappointing...

Can you send it to my loved one?

Yes sure, just put their address as the shipping address when you check out!

If you want to also send them a card, we can print a message in it for you. Just find the card that you want and you'll see a checkbox that says 'SEND TO LOVED ONE AND ADD A MESSAGE'. Just check this box and type your message, and we'll print and send it with your candle.

How will it be packaged?

Your candle will be packaged with tissue in a lovely thick cardboard presentation box (see photo).

It'll then be packaged by hand in a cardboard box, nested in a load of kraft dunnage or maybe bubble wrap.

Can I talk with you to check something?

Sure, call me on 01138730688 or email me at dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk, or use the little chat thingy at the bottom right.

How much does shipping cost?

It will actually cost you less then it costs me, so don't worry, you won't get a horrible surprise when you check out.

You'll see a dropdown on the checkout page where you can choose the method you want to use.

When will I get it?

If you order before 23:00 we'll send your order the next working day.

If you also order mugs, water bottles and anything fabric, they will arrive separately because they are printed to order.

You can choose from various shipping methods when you check out, the quickest being Royal Mail Tracked 24.

You'll notice that the cost of shipping is less than what it costs me.

“My 2nd purchase from here and I wasn't disappointed, great products and excellent communication from Dan, keep up the good work” - Steve Rowley, Stoke-on-Trent

Place this candle somewhere prominent in your house to give your visitors a giggle, or give it to a friend so they can share a laugh with their visitors!

In an attempt to make the scent fit the description, I decided the only way to do this was to harvest something personal from my undercarriage which could be mixed with the candle.

After some experimentation and seven weeks without a shower, I only managed to collect a tiny bit of scent, so decided instead to just go with vanilla.

Boring I know, but it would just be too much work to flavour them properly.

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Mr. Inappropriate

Imagine their face when they open it

Will they be surprised? Impressed? Offended? Will they giggle and drop a bit of wee into their pants.

Will they get a glimpse of what you're really like?

I hope so, you should be proud of how naughty you can be.

We get it

Every day you have to behave yourself and do all of the stupid crap that society expects you to.

You have to wear the right clothes, keep your job, be polite, try not to wave your important parts around in public, and remember not to say naughty words or offend anyone.

Be kind to yourself and give yourself a break, release some pressure and do something bad.

You owe it to yourself, and to your friends.  They’ll love you more for it, I can promise you that.

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Can I get a refund if I don't like it?

If you don't like your candle, just email me (dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk) within 30 days and I'll give you a full refund including postage, no questions asked.

You don't even need to send it back!

What is it made from?

At least 50% of the wax in this product is renewable and plant-based.

The labels are made from expensive matte stickers with an embossed texture.

What when it's burnt out?

When the candle has burnt itself out you can use the glass to store nails and toenails.

What safety advice do you have?

Never leave a burning candle unattended and keep away from things that can catch fire.

Who or what is Mila?

Mila is our very own naughty little AI-driven assistant. Have a chat with her and see what happens!

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    All orders before 11pm sent next working day; mugs, water bottles and anything fabric will be sent a couple of days later.

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    Full refund, no need to send back, just email us, no questions asked.

Or amaze them with a bundle!

Why?

With so many of us suffering from anxiety and depression, we need a way out, an escape, a way to break through the stupid social norms.

Our aim at Mr. Inappropriate is to give you a break from all that, be yourself, and have a laugh.

My name is Dan, I’m the founder of Mr. Inappropriate and I firmly believe that we’re not designed to live like this.

We haven’t changed much since the time when we ran around with a spear chasing something to fuck or eat, or escaping from someone else doing that.

And now, we have to deal with emails, debt, job and a million other things, not to mention the fact we’re not allowed to express ourselves anymore for fear of offending someone.

If you’re feeling stressed and anxious it’s hardly surprising.  

Let us help by giving you a moment to escape, have a giggle and not give a shit.

And help your friends do the same!

And get a set of cards

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    Custom card message and send it directly to your recipient.

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    All designs are hand drawn in our home office near Leeds.

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Customer Reviews

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David Southern (Wallsend, GB)
Perfect gift idea

Great quality candles, with an added twist. Would be perfect for a Secret Santa.
Looking forward to when guests come over and catch them in the act of sniffing it, to be able to say 'So, does it smell like .......?"

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Mrsrichardyewtree (Bridgend, GB)
Happy Daddy

Bought this delight for my Dad,he loves a sweaty bollock.
I was slightly disappointed with the candle,it didn't smell anything like the bollocks I've had the dubious pleasure of sniffing.Although if there are any blokes around who do have bollocks that smell like this candle,give me a shout,I wouldn't mind snuffling those😁.
Gorgeous but don't expect the scent of dripping ball bag to pervade your home.
And here is Daddy looking chuffed to bits with his gift.
*and the bottle I gave him using my free label,cheers Dan*

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Sue Wilson (Nottingham, GB)
Fab!

Very happy with my naughty candle! My friend loved it, made him laugh. Smells nice too. Not at all like sweaty bollocks! Very quick delivery. Would definitely recommend. Thank you!

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L.P. (Sutton, GB)
Review for funny candle

Absolutely loved this candle, It was a gift for my brother in-law who loves candles but I’m sure this one will stand out the most! Was hilarious when he opened it so I am a very happy customer, thanks Dan & keep up the good work with your lovely little business.

Thank you so much for that L.P. and thank you for telling me about your brother-in-law, I'm happy that went well! I hope all is well with you, thank you so much!

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A.M. (Waterlooville, GB)
Fast delivery

Nothing worse than the smell of a sweaty nut sack so hope these keep the room smelling fresh 😂

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