Collection: Rude Gay Cards and Gifts
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Valentine's Card - Knotted Cocks
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Wine Labels (x2) - Penis Noir
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Birthday Card - Favourite Things
11 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(11) 11 total reviews
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Build Your Own Birthday Card Set - 8 Of Your Choice
3 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(3) 3 total reviews
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Birthday Card - Enjoy Yourself Man
13 reviews5.0 / 5.0
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Coaster - Cocks
2 reviews5.0 / 5.0
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Parody Book - The Creampie by Jen Jenivive
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Valentine's Anniversary Medium Candle - Blowjob
2 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
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Notebook - Semen
29 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(29) 29 total reviews
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Medium Candle - Woke Up Gay
4 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(4) 4 total reviews
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Birthday Card - Bum Cake
9 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(9) 9 total reviews
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Soap Bottle - Freshly Squeezed Cum
28 reviews4.96 / 5.0
(28) 28 total reviews
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Magnet - Cat
3 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(3) 3 total reviews
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Large Candle - Fresh Warm Cum
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Badge - Cunt For The Day
5 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(5) 5 total reviews
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Medium Candle - Morning Wood
2 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
Regular price £10.97Regular priceUnit price / per£9.97Sale price £10.97
Overview
What is a good gay gift?
Something specific to them that shows you’ve put some thought into it. If they’re the sort of person who likes a silly gift, they’ll love something from us.
What is a good gay card?
Anything that is personal to them and something they wouldn’t normally buy for themselves. It should make them laugh or smile, and show that you’ve put some thought into it.
Why?
Why do people still buy cards when it’s so much easier to send a message by WhatsApp?
Yes, it’s much easier to send a message, but that’s exactly why it has little value. When you receive a card you know someone has bothered to choose it, write in it and post or hand it to you. It means something.
Why should I get something from Mr. Inappropriate?
If you know someone who likes to laugh and doesn’t take life too seriously, we have the perfect thing for them. Something they will actually want to keep.
Why do we suggest buying something silly?
It’s very difficult to find an original and thoughtful gift for someone, so we often end up buying the same old thing like socks or wine. Yes, everyone likes socks and wine but only because we all need socks and we want wine, but there’s nothing special about giving such things as a gift.
Summary
We all like gifts that are personal and useful, but what does that really mean? Often it just means giving them something they would have bought anyway like perfume or chocolates. Sure, they’ll appreciate it but only because now they don’t have to buy those things themselves. There is nothing special about it at all.
Much better to give them something they will keep on their shelf for years because it reminds them of you every time they look at it.