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Funny Candle - Hot Fart

Funny Candle - Hot Fart

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During my weeks of analysis I've discovered that the quality of the bum crack greatly affects the scent of the outcome.

You might think that the particular type of oily juice that reaches your nose is a direct result of what was eaten or whether the creator needs a plop, but that is only half of the story.

A bit like a fine wine, the body is very different to the nose.  Same with a nice hot pump.

The nose comes from the crack, how greasy it is, whether it was wiped properly, amount of hair and so many other things.

So you might thing 'uh hhuh yeah that's a funny candle', but please stop for a minute to consider all of the experimentation and washing machine loads that went into the research for a product that sells for only four pounds of money.

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Imagine their face when they open it

Will they be surprised? Impressed? Offended? Will they giggle and drop a bit of wee into their pants?

Will they get a glimpse of what you're really like?

I hope so, you should be proud of how naughty you can be.

Common Questions

Can I get a refund if I don't like it?

If you don't like your candle, just email me (dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk) within 30 days and I'll give you a full refund including postage, no questions asked.

You don't even need to send it back!

What does it really smell of?

Cosy and lovely vanilla! Sorry, I know that's disappointing...

How big is it?

The candle measures 7.5cm diameter by 7cm height and has a burning time of 20 hours.

What is it made from?

At least 50% of the was in this product is renewable plant-based wax.

The labels are made from expensive matte stickers with an embossed texture.

What is the box made from?

The box is made from quality 380gsm KSC certified Kraft cardboard.

How will it be packaged?

Your candle will be carefully packaged by hand in a cardboard box, nested in a load of kraft dunnage.

What when it's burnt out?

When the candle has burnt itself out you can use the glass to store nails and toenails.

What safety advice do you have?

Never leave a burning candle unattended and keep away from things that can catch fire.

Can I talk with you to check something?

Sure, call me on 01138730688 or email me at dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk, or use the little chat thingy at the bottom right.

When will I get my stuff?

If you order before 23:00 we'll send your order at 08:00 tomorrow (we only send on working days).

If you also order mugs, water bottles and anything fabric, they will arrive separately because they are printed to order.

You can choose from various shipping methods when you check out, the quickest being Royal Mail Tracked 24.

You'll notice that the cost of shipping is less than what it costs me

How much does shipping cost?

It will actually cost you less then it costs me, so don't worry, you won't get a horrible surprise when you check out.

You'll see a dropdown on the checkout page where you can choose the method you want to use.

Who or what is Mila?

Mila is our very own naughty little AI-driven assistant. Have a chat with her here and see what happens!

  • All orders before 11pm sent 8am next working day.*

  • Cards/candles: buy one get one 50% off.

  • Free UK Tracked 24 shipping when you spend £25.

  • All designs are hand drawn in our home office near Leeds.

  • Custom card message and send it directly to your recipient.

  • Full refund, no need to send back, just email us, no questions asked.

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Why?

With so many of us suffering from anxiety and depression, we need a way out, an escape, a way to break through the stupid social norms.

Our aim at Mr. Inappropriate is to give you a break from all that, be yourself, and have a laugh.

My name is Dan, I’m the founder of Mr. Inappropriate and I firmly believe that we’re not designed to live like this.

We haven’t changed much since the time when we ran around with a spear chasing something to fuck or eat, or escaping from someone else doing that.

And now, we have to deal with emails, debt, job and a million other things, not to mention the fact we’re not allowed to express ourselves anymore for fear of offending someone.

If you’re feeling stressed and anxious it’s hardly surprising.  

Let us help by giving you a moment to escape, have a giggle and not give a shit.

And help your friends do the same!

Customer Reviews

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Jake waddington (Southampton, GB)
Candle

I recently purchased a candle for Mother’s Day and I was quite excited for it and then it came around 3 days later the candle was tiny and the label was stuck on wonkey. Will not be buying from him again.

Hey there Jake - I'm sorry about the delay with this public reply; I did reply to you privately straight away but I don't remember receiving a reply from you.

Regarding the size of the candle, I'm so sorry it was smaller than you expected; the listing does explain the height and width and also the volume of the candle but maybe I should make it in bold or something, I'll have a think about how to make it clearer.

With regard to the label not being straight, you're the second person to mention this. The labels are actually completely straight but because the shape of the glass is slightly conical, when you look at it from the side it looks wonky. When you however look at the candle label straight on, you can see it is in fact straight. It can be a bit of an illusion if you don't look at it straight though!

I'm always here, so if you need help with anything please let me know!

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Michala Craven (Winsford, GB)
Despite what it says on the jar...

It smells wonderful! Fast delivery and communication is brilliant! My brother got our mum a sweaty bollocks one from another website for Christmas but this smells so much nicer!

Thank you so much Michala, I'm glad you like it, and thank you for the review!

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K.G. (Blackheath, GB)
Divine scent candle

Ordered the candle as a funny gift for a family member. Love it, great quality. Smells nice aswell. Very well packaged and quick delivery. Overall I'm very happy and will buy more in future. Thank you

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Sarah Field (Stockport, GB)
Assorted bits

I ordered a few pieces (mugs and candles) as Christmas presents and they were very, very well received. Dan makes you feel like you're ordering from a friend. Very quick delivery and great customer service!

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Anonymous (Beckenham, GB)
Funny Candle - Hot Candle

Great product
Arrived quickly