• Notebook - Semen - Mr. Inappropriate
  • Notebook - Semen - Mr. Inappropriate
  • Notebook - Semen - Mr. Inappropriate
  • Notebook - Semen - Mr. Inappropriate
  • Notebook - Semen - Mr. Inappropriate
  • Notebook - Semen - Mr. Inappropriate
  • Notebook - Semen - Mr. Inappropriate
1 7

Notebook - Semen

Notebook - Semen

£7.97
£8.99 £7.97
Sale Sold out
Tax included. Shipping calculated at checkout.

Ships Next Day 8am (Mon-Fri)

“Dan was very helpful throughout and went the extra mile to make sure everything was smooth and even added some extra entertaining wine labels.” - Dave Budge, Richmond upon Thames

This book is a stitched hardback A6 Seawhite sketchbook with a cover that is designed and printed by me on thick glossy paper.

As you can see from the photos, the book is quite small, which makes it perfect as a gift.

It might not look like it, but I spent many hours making this book cover, and I'm quite proud of the result.

I have a copy of this in my kitchen and a few people have had a good giggle.  A seems to have 'gone down' well with customers so far too.

As mentioned, it's not a real cook book, that would have been way too much work, it's just a notebook with plain pages (which you can use to write your own recipes).  I figured that lined pages would have detracted from the look of the book, as they're visible from the outer edge of the pages.

Stitched hardback A6 notebooks with a thick glossy joke cover.  The pages of the book are plain so that it can easily be used for notes or drawings, and more importantly, the lack of visible lines on the outer edge of the book make it look like a real book.

View full details
Customers rate us 5.0/5 based on 550 reviews.

“From the easy ordering, great choice of fun and original gifts, extremely reasonable prices and excellent customer service, I truly cannot recommend Mr Inappropriate highly enough. Thank you very much for a great experience. Will definitely use again.” - Kathryn Howard, Dunstable

Mr. Inappropriate

Imagine their face when they open it

Will they be surprised? Impressed? Offended? Will they giggle and drop a bit of wee into their pants.

Will they get a glimpse of what you're really like?

I hope so, you should be proud of how naughty you can be.

We get it

Every day you have to behave yourself and do all of the stupid crap that society expects you to.

You have to wear the right clothes, keep your job, be polite, try not to wave your important parts around in public, and remember not to say naughty words or offend anyone.

Be kind to yourself and give yourself a break, release some pressure and do something bad.

You owe it to yourself, and to your friends.  They’ll love you more for it, I can promise you that.

Very Important Questions

Can I get a refund if I don't like it?

If you don't like your notbook, just email me (dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk) within 30 days and I'll give you a full refund including postage, no questions asked.

You don't even need to send it back!

How big and thick is it?

The book has 92 thick 140gsm pages.

The cover is a thick hardboard.

It measures 155mm x 110mm x 15mm.

How will it be packaged?

This notebook will be shipped to you in a cellophane wrap and a card-backed envelope to make sure it doesn't get bent or wet.

If you order it along with other stuff, it might come to you in a box which is even safer!

Can I talk with you to check something?

Sure, call me on 01138730688 or email me at dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk, or use the little chat thingy at the bottom right.

When will I get my stuff?

If you order before 23:00 we'll send your order at 08:00 tomorrow (we only send on working days).

If you also order mugs, water bottles and anything fabric, they will arrive separately because they are printed to order.

You can choose from various shipping methods when you check out, the quickest being Royal Mail Tracked 24.

You'll notice that the cost of shipping is less than what it costs me

How much does shipping cost?

It will actually cost you less then it costs me, so don't worry, you won't get a horrible surprise when you check out.

You'll see a dropdown on the checkout page where you can choose the method you want to use.

Who or what is Mila?

Mila is our very own naughty little AI-driven assistant. Have a chat with her and see what happens!

  • Mr. Inappropriate

    All orders before 11pm sent 8am next working day; mugs, water bottles and anything fabric will be sent a couple of days later

  • Mr. Inappropriate

    Full refund, no need to send back, just email us, no questions asked.

  • Mr. Inappropriate

    Free UK Tracked 24 shipping when you spend £25.

1 3

Why?

With so many of us suffering from anxiety and depression, we need a way out, an escape, a way to break through the stupid social norms.

Our aim at Mr. Inappropriate is to give you a break from all that, be yourself, and have a laugh.

My name is Dan, I’m the founder of Mr. Inappropriate and I firmly believe that we’re not designed to live like this.

We haven’t changed much since the time when we ran around with a spear chasing something to fuck or eat, or escaping from someone else doing that.

And now, we have to deal with emails, debt, job and a million other things, not to mention the fact we’re not allowed to express ourselves anymore for fear of offending someone.

If you’re feeling stressed and anxious it’s hardly surprising.  

Let us help by giving you a moment to escape, have a giggle and not give a shit.

And help your friends do the same!

  • Mr. Inappropriate

    Custom card message and send it directly to your recipient.

  • Mr. Inappropriate

    Cards/candles: buy one get one 50% off.

  • Mr. Inappropriate

    All designs are hand drawn in our home office near Leeds.

1 3

Customer Reviews

Based on 15 reviews
100%
(15)
0%
(0)
0%
(0)
0%
(0)
0%
(0)
93.3
100.0
G
Georgie (Birmingham, GB)
An excellent gift!

My friend absolutely loved this! Arrived really quickly and was perfect, thank you. I'd highly recommend.

Thank you so much for saying that Georgie, I'm so happy your friend likes it!

R
Ryan

Good quality, perfect size, hearty recipes (pending)

Thank you Ryan, I hope you fill it with juicy recipes and I'm glad you like it. Thank you so much for the review!

S
Sarah D. (Caterham, GB)
Amazing

This is so well made, I can’t stop laughing at it!

S
S.W. (Leeds, GB)
Top Quality

This product could only come from a dark and twisted mind. A man after my own heart. Top Quality product in good packaging, a perfect gift for your favourite cum guzzler

Why thank ou so much S.W., what a good judge of character you are, thank you so much!!

A
Annamarie M. (Newcastle upon Tyne, GB)
Good quality brilliant little book

Bought for work secret Santa, really good quality, so funny! Brilliant service from start to finish.

123