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Notebook - Semen

Notebook - Semen

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How will it be packaged?

This notebook will be shipped to you in a cellophane wrap and a card-backed envelope to make sure it doesn't get bent or wet.

If you order it along with other stuff, it might come to you in a box which is even safer!

“Dan was very helpful throughout and went the extra mile to make sure everything was smooth and even added some extra entertaining wine labels.” - Dave Budge, Richmond upon Thames

This book is a stitched hardback A6 Seawhite sketchbook with a cover that is designed and printed by me on thick glossy paper.

As you can see from the photos, the book is quite small, which makes it perfect as a gift.

It might not look like it, but I spent many hours making this book cover, and I'm quite proud of the result.

I have a copy of this in my kitchen and a few people have had a good giggle.  A seems to have 'gone down' well with customers so far too.

As mentioned, it's not a real cook book, that would have been way too much work, it's just a notebook with plain pages (which you can use to write your own recipes).  I figured that lined pages would have detracted from the look of the book, as they're visible from the outer edge of the pages.

Stitched hardback A6 notebooks with a thick glossy joke cover.  The pages of the book are plain so that it can easily be used for notes or drawings, and more importantly, the lack of visible lines on the outer edge of the book make it look like a real book.

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What's inside the book?

The pages of the book are plain so that it can easily be used for notes or drawings, and more importantly, the lack of visible lines on the outer edge of the book make it look like a real book.

What is the cover made from?

The cover is made from thick glossy paper, similar thickness to normal photos.

How big is it?

The book has 92 thick 140gsm pages.

The cover is a thick hardboard.

It measures 155mm x 110mm x 15mm.

As you can see it's quite small which makes it perfect as a gift.

When will I get it?

Look at the dates above :)

How much does delivery cost?

It will actually cost you less then it costs me, so don't worry, you won't get a horrible surprise when you check out.

You'll see a dropdown on the checkout page where you can choose the method you want to use.

Can you send it to my loved one?

Yes sure, just put their address as the shipping address when you check out!

If you want to also send them a card, we can print a message in it for you.

Just find the card that you want and you'll see a checkbox that says 'SEND TO LOVED ONE AND ADD A MESSAGE'.

Check this box and type your message, and we'll print and send it with your book.

Can I talk with you to check something?

Sure, call me on 01138730688 or email me at dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk, or use the little chat thingy at the bottom right.

Can I get a refund if I don't like it?

If you don't like your notbook, just email me (dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk) within 30 days and I'll give you a full refund including postage, no questions asked.

You don't even need to send it back!

How will it be packaged?

This badge will be shipped to you in a zippy bag and a card-backed envelope to make sure it doesn't get damaged or wet.

If you order it along with other stuff, it might come to you in a box which is even safer!

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Customers rate us 5.0/5 based on 1370 reviews.

“From the easy ordering, great choice of fun and original gifts, extremely reasonable prices and excellent customer service, I truly cannot recommend Mr Inappropriate highly enough. Thank you very much for a great experience. Will definitely use again.” - Kathryn Howard, Dunstable

“Dan was very helpful throughout and went the extra mile to make sure everything was smooth and even added some extra entertaining wine labels.” - Dave Budge, Richmond upon Thames

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We get it

Every day you have to behave yourself and do all of the stupid crap that society expects you to.

You have to wear the right clothes, keep your job, be polite, try not to wave your important parts around in public, and remember not to say naughty words or offend anyone.

Be kind to yourself and give yourself a break, release some pressure and do something bad.

You owe it to yourself, and to your friends.  They’ll love you more for it, I can promise you that.

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    Full refund, no need to send back, just email us.

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    All designs are hand drawn in our home office near Leeds.

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Why?

With so many of us suffering from anxiety and depression, we need a way out, an escape, a way to break through the stupid social norms.

Our aim at Mr. Inappropriate is to give you a break from all that, be yourself, and have a laugh.

My name is Dan, I’m the founder of Mr. Inappropriate and I firmly believe that we’re not designed to live like this.

We haven’t changed much since the time when we ran around with a spear chasing something to fuck or eat, or escaping from someone else doing that.

And now, we have to deal with emails, debt, job and a million other things, not to mention the fact we’re not allowed to express ourselves anymore for fear of offending someone.

If you’re feeling stressed and anxious it’s hardly surprising.  

Let us help by giving you a moment to escape, have a giggle and not give a shit.

And help your friends do the same!

Or amaze them with a whole bundle!

Customer Reviews

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sonia morgan (Bracknell, GB)
Cooking with semen

Some great recipes! Not. But the best notebook ever!

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Paul Underwood (Coventry, GB)
Really cooking

Everything I bought was fantastic. Little extras add to the shopping experience. My go to place for all my friends birthdays. Very well ran by Dan.

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M.O.M. (Belfast, GB)
Cooking with semen notebook

Apart from being hilarious the notebook is really brilliant quality. The shipping was super quick and the communication from the seller second to none! Absolutely recommend and I will definitely be back!

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Simon Hollowell (Braintree, GB)
Quite Possibly the Best (inappropriate) Secret Santa ever!

A great, offensive depending on who you give it to, gift.
Makes an ideal Secret Santa gift, but would be just as worthy for a birthday or any other celebration.
Underneath it’s a useful notebook. However the dust jacket leaves nothing to the imagination and I’m sure will cause lots of laughs as well as the odd raised eyebrow!
Would recommend for the appropriate or maybe the inappropriate recipient.

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Aaron Ward (London, GB)
Great product , brilliant customer service

Ordered a gift , brilliant product and fantastic customer service, bigger companies could learn a thing or two.
Will definitely use again

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