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Small Candle - Dry Leathery Flaps

Small Candle - Dry Leathery Flaps

£6.97
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How big is it?

The candle measures 7.5cm diameter by 7cm height and has a burning time of 20 hours.

What does it really smell of?

Cosy and lovely vanilla! Sorry, I know that's disappointing...

Can you send it to my loved one?

Yes sure, just put their address as the shipping address when you check out!

If you want to also send them a card, we can print a message in it for you. Just find the card that you want and you'll see a checkbox that says 'SEND TO LOVED ONE AND ADD A MESSAGE'. Just check this box and type your message, and we'll print and send it with your candle.

How will it be packaged?

Your candle will be packaged with tissue in a lovely thick cardboard presentation box (see photo).

It'll then be packaged by hand in a cardboard box, nested in a load of kraft dunnage or maybe bubble wrap.

Can I talk with you to check something?

Sure, call me on 01138730688 or email me at dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk, or use the little chat thingy at the bottom right.

How much does shipping cost?

It will actually cost you less then it costs me, so don't worry, you won't get a horrible surprise when you check out.

You'll see a dropdown on the checkout page where you can choose the method you want to use.

When will I get it?

If you order before 23:00 we'll send your order the next working day.

If you also order mugs, water bottles and anything fabric, they will arrive separately because they are printed to order.

You can choose from various shipping methods when you check out, the quickest being Royal Mail Tracked 24.

You'll notice that the cost of shipping is less than what it costs me.

“My 2nd purchase from here and I wasn't disappointed, great products and excellent communication from Dan, keep up the good work” - Steve Rowley, Stoke-on-Trent

You know when an online shop it trying to persuade you to buy something.

It's just an average thing but they're trying their best to make you think it's amazing, so you part with your hard-earned money.

This is not one of those moments.

This candle really isn't very good, so I really don't think you should buy it.

Since when was 'dry leathery flaps' a nice candle flavour?

It never has been, isn't, and never will be.

So don't buy this, it really isn't very good.

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“Absolutely brilliant, good quality, fast delivery, and a good bit of rude humour! Excellent customer service from an actual human too.” - Alicia Caulfield, Newcastle upon Tyne

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Imagine their face when they open it

Will they be surprised? Impressed? Offended? Will they giggle and drop a bit of wee into their pants.

Will they get a glimpse of what you're really like?

I hope so, you should be proud of how naughty you can be.

We get it

Every day you have to behave yourself and do all of the stupid crap that society expects you to.

You have to wear the right clothes, keep your job, be polite, try not to wave your important parts around in public, and remember not to say naughty words or offend anyone.

Be kind to yourself and give yourself a break, release some pressure and do something bad.

You owe it to yourself, and to your friends.  They’ll love you more for it, I can promise you that.

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More questions

Can I get a refund if I don't like it?

If you don't like your candle, just email me (dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk) within 30 days and I'll give you a full refund including postage, no questions asked.

You don't even need to send it back!

What is it made from?

At least 50% of the wax in this product is renewable and plant-based.

The labels are made from expensive matte stickers with an embossed texture.

What when it's burnt out?

When the candle has burnt itself out you can use the glass to store nails and toenails.

What safety advice do you have?

Never leave a burning candle unattended and keep away from things that can catch fire.

Who or what is Mila?

Mila is our very own naughty little AI-driven assistant. Have a chat with her and see what happens!

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    Full refund, no need to send back, just email us, no questions asked.

Or amaze them with a bundle!

Why?

With so many of us suffering from anxiety and depression, we need a way out, an escape, a way to break through the stupid social norms.

Our aim at Mr. Inappropriate is to give you a break from all that, be yourself, and have a laugh.

My name is Dan, I’m the founder of Mr. Inappropriate and I firmly believe that we’re not designed to live like this.

We haven’t changed much since the time when we ran around with a spear chasing something to fuck or eat, or escaping from someone else doing that.

And now, we have to deal with emails, debt, job and a million other things, not to mention the fact we’re not allowed to express ourselves anymore for fear of offending someone.

If you’re feeling stressed and anxious it’s hardly surprising.  

Let us help by giving you a moment to escape, have a giggle and not give a shit.

And help your friends do the same!

And get a set of cards

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    All designs are hand drawn in our home office near Leeds.

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Em Brown (Newcastle upon Tyne, GB)
Fantastic quality items

Quick delivery and brilliant quality with the added bonus of excellent customer service. 5 stars all round for this site.

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Mark Peterken (Hounslow, GB)
Great communication and prompt delivery

As the title suggests, item arrived promptly and very happy with it. Not something you can just find off the shelf. Sure the wife will appreciate the gift. Nice touch with the stickers thrown in as well. Will shop again in the future.

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Jeannette Mountford (Telford, GB)

Absolutely made up with this. You went above and beyond changing the wording for me and delivery was fast. Love this site. Not the first time I've brought from you, wont be the last. Thank you so much for all your help. I'll definitely be back again

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Joanna Smith (Bristol, GB)
Amazing 🤩

Purchased as a gift for a friend. Absolutely loved the candle label. It was a difficult decision on which one to choose, so might have to order another!!! The candle smell was lovely. Will definitely be buying from Mr Inappropriate again. The perfect rude gifts 😜

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Lisa Watson (Chatteris, GB)
Laughed out loud

When you have friends like mine this is the perfect gift for them. They loved it .Well packaged and fast delivery. Personal emails made the purchase just fab

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