Collection: Rude Cards and Gifts For Him
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Build Your Own Birthday Card Set - 8 Of Your Choice
3 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(3) 3 total reviews
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Pin - Cunt Bear
3 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(3) 3 total reviews
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Wine Labels (x2) - Love Juice
2 reviews5.0 / 5.0
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Badge - Cunt For The Day
5 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(5) 5 total reviews
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Badge - Age
7 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(7) 7 total reviews
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Birthday Card - Bum Cake
9 reviews5.0 / 5.0
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Birthday Card - Enjoy Yourself Man
13 reviews5.0 / 5.0
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Parody Book - The Creampie by Jen Jenivive
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Wine Labels (x2) - Penis Noir
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Valentine's Anniversary Medium Candle - Blowjob
2 reviews5.0 / 5.0
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Birthday Card - Open
3 reviews4.67 / 5.0
(3) 3 total reviews
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Medium Candle - Dried Wank Sock
3 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(3) 3 total reviews
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Birthday Card - Birth Anniversary
8 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(8) 8 total reviews
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Magnet - Boobs
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Bum Flower Girl
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Framed Print - Let It Go
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Overview
We sell lots of funny gifts, many for men. I think the best are the more mischievous ones that will make him feel a little uncomfortable and get him giggling nervously. Some of our best-sellers are things like harmless prank gifts such as fake hair-removal cream, something silly that he can use, or something that will make him feel a bit self-conscious such as a tiny mankini which is obviously a joke because no adult man could ever fit into it.
Choosing the right gift for him
I think this really depends on whether you want something that he’ll actually use or if you want to make fun of him. Both are great options and we have plenty of each sort.
If it’s something useful you’re looking for I’d suggest some sort of bath or body product, maybe soap or bubble bath. Or maybe something he can wear such as a hat or socks. The main thing they have in common is that they’re nice things to have but also have an insulting message on them that will make him feel a little self-conscious.
If you’re looking for more of a silly prank gift then we have plenty of those too, although most people do buy them just as a joke. Something like the tiny boxers is a good example because it’s clearly intended as a joke and nobody would take it seriously.
What sort of rude card should I get?
This is quite similar to my previous answer; you need to decide whether you want to just insult him or give him something he can actually use.
The most popular choice by far is one of our range of soap bars. They’re all made from the same base recipe with different fragrances and colours but all have an insulting message on the packaging. If you want to insult his personal hygiene then these are perfect – especially if you combine them with one of our matching bubble bath bottles!
Aside from that, we sell hats, socks and underwear which again are honestly really nice things to wear (I wear them myself) but include some sort of insult in the form of an embroidered message.
Summary
Although there’s a lot to choose from here, I think buying a gift for a man is probably easier than for anyone else. They tend not to be very fussy and generally don’t care much what they get, so just pick something insulting – whatever it is he’ll love it!