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Funny Wine Bottle Labels (x2) - Jus De La Bum Grapes

Funny Wine Bottle Labels (x2) - Jus De La Bum Grapes

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This is definitely something you should keep with your birthday and Christmas cards, for so many reasons:

  1. It'll give everyone a giggle.
  2. When it's too late to get a decent birthday present for your friend, just dig out a bottle of crap wine from the cupboard and apply this sticker, job done.
  3. It'll make people think you have an amazing sense of humour, especially when they read the bit at the bottom.

So for two pounds of money you can prepare yourself for forgetting someone's birthday, sounds like a good deal, right?

Actually you get two labels so you can forget two people's birthday until the last minute.

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Imagine their face when they open it

Will they be surprised? Impressed? Offended? Will they giggle and drop a bit of wee into their pants?

Will they get a glimpse of what you're really like?

I hope so, you should be proud of how naughty you can be.

Common Questions

Can I get a refund if I don't like it?

If you don't like your wine labels, just email me (dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk) within 30 days and I'll give you a full refund including postage, no questions asked.

You don't even need to send it back!

How big are they?

The two wine labels you'll receive measure 90mm x 120mm which is perfect for a normal 700ml bottle of wine.

How do I stick them to the bottle?

The adhesive labels are glossy and peel off the sheet to be stick securely to the bottle.

Before applying them, remove the old label by soaking the bottle in water, then dry properly.

They are very sticky, so please make sure you line them up before sticking them down to the bottle.  I find the best thing to do is to very loosely place the centre of the sticker against the bottle, where you want it, and when you know it's straight, slowly sweep outwards with your fingers to make sure you don't get bubbles behind the sticker.  If you find bubbles, you can push them out anyway.

How will it be packaged?

Your wine labels will be shipped to you in a cellophane wrap and a card-backed envelope to make sure it doesn't get bent or wet.

If you order it along with other stuff, it might come to you in a box which is even safer!

Can I talk with you to check something?

Sure, call me on 01138730688 or email me at dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk, or use the little chat thingy at the bottom right.

When will I get my stuff?

If you order before 23:00 we'll send your order at 08:00 tomorrow (we only send on working days).

If you also order mugs, water bottles and anything fabric, they will arrive separately because they are printed to order.

You can choose from various shipping methods when you check out, the quickest being Royal Mail Tracked 24.

You'll notice that the cost of shipping is less than what it costs me

How much does shipping cost?

It will actually cost you less then it costs me, so don't worry, you won't get a horrible surprise when you check out.

You'll see a dropdown on the checkout page where you can choose the method you want to use.

Who or what is Mila?

Mila is our very own naughty little AI-driven assistant. Have a chat with her here and see what happens!

  • All orders before 11pm sent 8am next working day.*

  • Cards/candles: buy one get one 50% off.

  • Free UK Tracked 24 shipping when you spend £25.

  • All designs are hand drawn in our home office near Leeds.

  • Custom card message and send it directly to your recipient.

  • Full refund, no need to send back, just email us, no questions asked.

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Why?

With so many of us suffering from anxiety and depression, we need a way out, an escape, a way to break through the stupid social norms.

Our aim at Mr. Inappropriate is to give you a break from all that, be yourself, and have a laugh.

My name is Dan, I’m the founder of Mr. Inappropriate and I firmly believe that we’re not designed to live like this.

We haven’t changed much since the time when we ran around with a spear chasing something to fuck or eat, or escaping from someone else doing that.

And now, we have to deal with emails, debt, job and a million other things, not to mention the fact we’re not allowed to express ourselves anymore for fear of offending someone.

If you’re feeling stressed and anxious it’s hardly surprising.  

Let us help by giving you a moment to escape, have a giggle and not give a shit.

And help your friends do the same!

Customer Reviews

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Nicola Mulraine (Southwark, GB)
Wine labels

Very funny adding a bit of class to my table. Dan is a great person it's like having a friend with gossip and a laugh. Great value for money on all his bits.

Thank you so much Nicola, and I'm very happy that you like my bits. They are quite lovely and I only share them with my favourite people. Thank you!

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Steve Ramsey (Croydon, GB)
Bum grapes!

Great product - very funny

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Annamarie M. (Newcastle upon Tyne, GB)
Good quality wine labels

Can't wait to replace the normal labels of all wine with these, so funny! Looks just like a normal fancy wine label

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Kim Wigley (Birmingham, GB)
Hilarious

Good quality label, fitted the bottle well and it looks good when on. Really enjoyed the little extra stickers sent with it!

Thank you so much Kim, I'm glad you liked them and I hope you had a happy Christmas!

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Andy P (St Albans, GB)
Funny wine labels

Great product really well made and looks very authentic on the bottle. So good so funny. Mr. Inappropriate keep the smile on our faces.

Brilliant, thank you so much, a smile and a giggle is what it's all about!