• Misfortune Teller - PLEASE NO MORE THAN TWO!! - Mr. Inappropriate
  • Misfortune Teller - PLEASE NO MORE THAN TWO!! - Mr. Inappropriate
  • Misfortune Teller - PLEASE NO MORE THAN TWO!! - Mr. Inappropriate
  • Misfortune Teller - PLEASE NO MORE THAN TWO!! - Mr. Inappropriate
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Misfortune Teller - PLEASE NO MORE THAN TWO!!

Misfortune Teller - PLEASE NO MORE THAN TWO!!

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Let me tell your fortune!

Actually that was not a genuine offer, you can tell your own fortune, and the fortune of your friends, for the price of just 1p of money.  That's all.

And don't think it's cheap, just because it's only 1p, I spent a lot of time with The Oracle to make sure I have all eventualities covered with this piece of machinery, so don't underestimate it.

If you're wondering what your possible fortune could be, I can't tell you here, but it could have something to do with otters and badgers nesting somewhere, or maybe crunchy dangleberries, or could be something completely different.  You'll have to get one to find out!

You could take it to a party and leave it on the dinner table, give it to a friend inside a birthday card (which you could also buy from me as the postage will be combined with this), or just tell your friends' fortune with it!

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Imagine their face when they open it

Will they be surprised? Impressed? Offended? Will they giggle and drop a bit of wee into their pants.

Will they get a glimpse of what you're really like?

I hope so, you should be proud of how naughty you can be.

We get it

Every day you have to behave yourself and do all of the stupid crap that society expects you to.

You have to wear the right clothes, keep your job, be polite, try not to wave your important parts around in public, and remember not to say naughty words or offend anyone.

Be kind to yourself and give yourself a break, release some pressure and do something bad.

You owe it to yourself, and to your friends.  They’ll love you more for it, I can promise you that.

Very Important Questions

Can I talk with you to check something?

Sure, call me on 01138730688 or email me at dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk, or use the little chat thingy at the bottom right.

When will I get my stuff?

If you order before 23:00 we'll send your order at 08:00 tomorrow (we only send on working days).

The only exceptions to this is mugs, water bottles and anything fabric. Because they are printed to order, they'll be sent separately a couple of days later.

You can choose from various shipping methods when you check out, the quickest being Royal Mail Tracked 24.

You'll notice that the cost of shipping is less than what it costs me

How much does shipping cost?

It will actually cost you less then it costs me, so don't worry, you won't get a horrible surprise when you check out.

You'll see a dropdown on the checkout page where you can choose the method you want to use.

Are your cards any good?

Yeah they're amazing.

Seriously though, they're made from 250gsm white silk card which is thicker than most greetings cards. It feels kind of silky too, which is nice.

What do the candles really smell of?

Vanilla, not jizz and farts sadly.

Can I return something?

Nope.

Honestly you can't, but if you want a refund, just email me and I'll give you a refund including postage, you don't need to send it back, and no questions asked (although I'd really like to know what I did wrong!).

Who or what is Mila?

Mila is our very own naughty little AI-driven assistant. Have a chat with her and see what happens!

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    All orders before 11pm sent next working day; mugs, water bottles and anything fabric will be sent a couple of days later.

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    Full refund, no need to send back, just email us, no questions asked.

Why?

With so many of us suffering from anxiety and depression, we need a way out, an escape, a way to break through the stupid social norms.

Our aim at Mr. Inappropriate is to give you a break from all that, be yourself, and have a laugh.

My name is Dan, I’m the founder of Mr. Inappropriate and I firmly believe that we’re not designed to live like this.

We haven’t changed much since the time when we ran around with a spear chasing something to fuck or eat, or escaping from someone else doing that.

And now, we have to deal with emails, debt, job and a million other things, not to mention the fact we’re not allowed to express ourselves anymore for fear of offending someone.

If you’re feeling stressed and anxious it’s hardly surprising.  

Let us help by giving you a moment to escape, have a giggle and not give a shit.

And help your friends do the same!

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    Custom card message and send it directly to your recipient.

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    All designs are hand drawn in our home office near Leeds.

Customer Reviews

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Rebecca Mcnulty (Rugby, GB)
Excellent

Wet funny, great quality!

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Alan Josland (Exmouth, GB)
Misfortune teller

So funny 😁. It was a blast from the past with a rude twist lol. Love it 👍

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steven caygill (Southampton, GB)
Funny item for no cost.

Just what you need to cheer the day up. Excellent service, I will be back, and I am not Arnie.

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Wendy

Rubbish not at all what you think it’s going to be

Hey there Wendy - thank you for your review, although I'd like to know in what way it was not what you thought it was going to be? I'd like to know so I can alter the description and/or make the product better! Thank you :)

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Emily Jones (Torquay, GB)
Hilariously good inappropriate fun

For 1p you have to buy just for the laughs!! It’s inappropriate rude and everything that you need in life to just take away from the misery of what’s going on in the world!!

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