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Funny Adult Misfortune Teller - PLEASE NO MORE THAN TWO!!

Funny Adult Misfortune Teller - PLEASE NO MORE THAN TWO!!

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Let me tell your fortune!

Actually that was not a genuine offer, you can tell your own fortune, and the fortune of your friends, for the price of just 1p of money.  That's all.

And don't think it's cheap, just because it's only 1p, I spent a lot of time with The Oracle to make sure I have all eventualities covered with this piece of machinery, so don't underestimate it.

Also, just to make sure it's a good deal, I'm giving you a 20% off voucher which is valid for the next week.  It'll apply to the entire cart, and applies to the discounted prices you see, so grab your misfortune teller for 0.8p and some other stuff if you like.

If you're wondering what your possible fortune could be, I can't tell you here, but it could have something to do with otters and badgers nesting somewhere, or maybe crunchy dangleberries, or could be something completely different.  You'll have to get one to find out!

You could take it to a party and leave it on the dinner table, give it to a friend inside a birthday card (which you could also buy from me as the postage will be combined with this), or just tell your friends' fortune with it!

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  • All orders before 11pm sent 8am next working day.*

  • Cards/candles: buy one get one 50% off.

  • Free Tracked 24 shipping when you spend £25.

  • All designs are hand drawn in our home office near Leeds.

  • Custom card message and send it directly to your recipient.

  • Full refund, no need to send back, just email us, no questions asked.

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Common Questions

Can I talk with you to check something?

Sure, call me on 01138730688 or email me at, or use the little chat thingy at the bottom right.

When will I get my stuff?

If you order before 23:00 we'll send your order at 08:00 tomorrow (we only send on working days).

The only exceptions to this is mugs, water bottles and anything fabric. Because they are printed to order, they'll be sent separately a couple of days later.

You can choose from various shipping methods when you check out, the quickest being Royal Mail Tracked 24.

You'll notice that the cost of shipping is less than what it costs me

How much does shipping cost?

It will actually cost you less then it costs me, so don't worry, you won't get a horrible surprise when you check out.

You'll see a dropdown on the checkout page where you can choose the method you want to use.

Are your cards any good?

Yeah they're amazing.

Seriously though, they're made from 250gsm white silk card which is thicker than most greetings cards. It feels kind of silky too, which is nice.

What do the candles really smell of?

Vanilla, not jizz and farts sadly.

Can I return something?


Honestly you can't, but if you want a refund, just email me and I'll give you a refund including postage, you don't need to send it back, and no questions asked (although I'd really like to know what I did wrong!).

Who or what is Mila?

Mila is our very own naughty little AI-driven assistant. Have a chat with her here and see what happens!

Customer Reviews

Based on 17 reviews
debbie cook (Worthing, GB)
Misfortune teller

Arrived quickly.. excellent value for money was 1p!!!

Haha thank you Debbie, I do try my bestest :))

Al (Gloucester, GB)
Funny pill box.

Went down treat, gave everyone a good laugh. Would definitely buy again.

Yay that's ace, I'm so happy they had a good laugh, that's the most important thing, thank you!


Wonderful little bonus. Interesting ‘fortunes’ but each one had us laughing

Yay thank you Ryan, so happy you like my silly stuff!

Lynn Porter (Hexham, GB)
Brilliant not that I know what it all means like...

Quick efficient service

L (Chatteris, GB)
Nice free gift

Been years since we played with one of these the added rudeness is just brilliant great site with a personal touch