Collection: Rude Birthday Gifts For Him (Lover)
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Small Candle - Hot Fart
24 reviews4.79 / 5.0
(24) 24 total reviews
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Small Candle - Dried Wank Sock
26 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(26) 26 total reviews
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Small Candle - Dry Leathery Flaps
9 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(9) 9 total reviews
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Small Candle - Aged Smegma
12 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(12) 12 total reviews
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Mug - Cunt
3 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(3) 3 total reviews
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Soap Bottle - Breast Milk
1 review5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
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Valentine's Anniversary Small Candle - Love You
No reviewsRegular price £6.97Regular priceUnit price / per£6.97Sale price £6.97 -
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Misfortune Teller
34 reviews4.88 / 5.0
(34) 34 total reviews
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Mug - Mandala
1 review5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
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Water Bottle - Mandala
No reviewsRegular price £18.97Regular priceUnit price / per£18.97Sale price £18.97 -
Wine Labels (x2) - Twatted
2 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
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Small Candle - Anal Sweat Beads
6 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(6) 6 total reviews
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Small Candle - Crusty Cunt Putty
8 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(8) 8 total reviews
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Small Candle - Dog Anal Gland Milk
10 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(10) 10 total reviews
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Hoodie - Naked Mandala
1 review5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
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Soap Bottle - Rotting Fish
2 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
Regular price £7.97Regular priceUnit price / per£7.97Sale price £7.97
Overview
If you're looking for a fun and playful rude gift for your boyfriend or husband, I recommend something that is a bit of fun rather than something that would genuinely offend him. Something to make him giggle rather than cry. If you're not sure what to get, have a look at our selection and see what feels right.
So?
Or just ask him, that's probably the best way!
When choosing a rude birthday present for your boyfriend, how can you know what level of rudeness is appropriate?
If you don't already know this, your relationship is probably quite new and therefore I suggest you play it safe and get something only slightly naughty. If you make a mistake at this stage it could be embarrassing for both of you and potentially spoil your future together.
On the other hand if you've been together for some time you should already know how he'd respond to something like this, in which case just go ahead and get whatever feels right.
What if he gets upset when I give it to him?
As above, if you don't already know how he'll react then it's probably too soon; just wait until you've spent more time together.
But honestly, what is the worst that can happen? He'll just say something like "what on earth are you thinking of?". Not the end of the world.