Collection: Rude Birthday Cards and Gifts For Your Gay Lover
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Notebook - Semen
29 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(29) 29 total reviews
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Birthday Card - Enjoy Yourself Man
13 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(13) 13 total reviews
Regular price £4.97Regular priceUnit price / per£4.97Sale price £4.97 -
Medium Candle - Bum Stuff
3 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(3) 3 total reviews
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Soap Bottle - Freshly Squeezed Cum
28 reviews4.96 / 5.0
(28) 28 total reviews
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Badge - Age
7 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(7) 7 total reviews
Regular price From £3.07Regular priceUnit price / per£1.97Sale price From £3.07 -
Medium Candle - Woke Up Gay
4 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(4) 4 total reviews
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Pin - Cunt Bear
3 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(3) 3 total reviews
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Birthday Card - Bum Cake
9 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(9) 9 total reviews
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Valentine's Anniversary Medium Candle - Blowjob
2 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
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Badge - Cunt For The Day
5 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(5) 5 total reviews
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Birthday Card - Bum Flower Man
15 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(15) 15 total reviews
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Coaster - Cocks
2 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
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T-Shirt - Choose Cock
No reviewsRegular price £22.97Regular priceUnit price / per£22.97Sale price £22.97 -
Parody Book - The Creampie by Jen Jenivive
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Wine Labels (x2) - Penis Noir
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Build Your Own Birthday Card Set - 8 Of Your Choice
3 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(3) 3 total reviews
Regular price £19.76Regular priceUnit price / per£39.76Sale price £19.76Sale
Overview
The best way to choose a suitable product for your boyfriend is to consider his personality and the kind of relationship you have. Think about whether he’d appreciate the gesture or not and whether you want to be affectionate, mean or funny.
Of course, it depends on what you’re trying to achieve: do you want him to feel loved or picked on?
I go into more detail in the following sections.
What is he like as a person?
Is he sensitive or is he robust? Is he playful or serious?
If he’s a sensitive lad, it might be worth being nice and buying him something sweet and affectionate. He might like it if you gently tease him, but you probably shouldn’t go too far.
If on the other hand, he’s a tough cookie, I expect he’ll enjoy something more direct such as one of our ‘affectionate’ birthday cards.
And then of course there’s the question of whether he’s playful or more sensible. The answer to this will help you decide whether you should get him something funny or just something plain and simple.
So, have a think about these points and have a look at the sort of things we sell, I’m sure you’ll find something suitable.
What sort of relationship do you have with him?
There’s a big difference between giving something sweet and affectionate compared with giving a gift that is mean and offensive. The thing that will help you decide is how long you’ve been together and the sort of things you usually say to each other.
If it’s a new relationship, I suggest playing it safe and giving something gentle that won’t offend him in any way – although, depending on what sort of person he is (see above), he might like being picked on a bit!
On the other hand, if you’ve been together years then I’m sure anything goes! You probably know what sort of sense of humour he has by now so whether it’s something cute or offensive, I’m sure you’ll get it right.
How do I choose?
The most important thing is to think about what sort of person your boyfriend is and how long you’ve been together. If it’s early days then play it safe (or not!) but if not then I think anything goes!
Have a look at our selection; we have plenty to choose from!