Overview
Rude birthday cards and gifts can be a good way to have some fun with your girlfriend, but you need to decide whether you want to get something that is fun for both of you, or something that she will enjoy. You also need to consider whether you want something that is gentle and loving or something more direct and offensive.
Summary
In this article I discuss the things you should consider when choosing something for her, and provide some examples of things you could get (without mentioning anything specific).
What type of thing do you want to get for her?
As a starting point I recommend thinking about what sort of thing it is that you want to give her. This is probably the easiest way to start as it can be overwhelming looking at all the products on offer.
If you think about what the most likely outcome is, it’ll make your decision a lot easier. For example, do you want to give her a card or gift that she will enjoy using, or do you want it to be something for both of you? As an example of this, if she’s a coffee drinker (frankly I don’t trust those who aren’t) then something like a mug could be great for her; it’s something she’ll use every day and will think of you each time.
Alternatively if you want something that will benefit both of you, then maybe some clothing could work; maybe some socks or underwear. If it’s comfortable she’ll wear it often and if it has a fun message printed on it then you’ll have the pleasure of seeing her wear it.
Another idea would be to get a candle or something else for your home; again this will benefit both of you.
What sort of message should you go for?
This is another important thing to consider before browsing products as there are so many options available now, ranging from sweet and loving through playful and silly all the way up to plain offensive.
Let’s talk about each option in turn:
Sweet and loving – this sort of thing is easy enough as there are loads of options available everywhere, so I won’t go into detail here. One thing worth mentioning though is that even if your girlfriend doesn’t normally seem like the sort who’d like this kind of thing, she probably does deep down; most people do but they just don’t say so.
Playful and silly – yeah okay, this describes most things we sell! It’s probably best just to look through what we have.
Offensive – as above really!
The best advice I can give here is just to think about what sort of person she is and what kind of sense-of-humour she has.
The best thing really is just to have a look at our lesbian gifts page (https://mrinappropriate.co.uk/collections/lesbian-gifts) and see for yourself!
