• Candle - Sweat Beads - Mr. Inappropriate
  • Candle - Sweat Beads - Mr. Inappropriate
  • Candle - Sweat Beads - Mr. Inappropriate
  • Candle - Sweat Beads - Mr. Inappropriate
  • Candle - Sweat Beads - Mr. Inappropriate
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Candle - Anal Sweat Beads

Candle - Anal Sweat Beads

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On a team video call a few years ago, we were discussing the deployment of a new log management system, and someone said the words 'anal sweat beads' somewhere in a sentence.

I've really tried to remember what the conversation was about, but I can't so I'll have to make something up:

We were talking about the view that you see when having a 69, and Richard was being particularly descriptive that day, describing in detail the tone of the skin around the bum, and the... yep you guessed it.

So to celebrate that random and mostly forgotten conversation, may I present this candle, I hope you like it.

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Customers rate us 5.0/5 based on 661 reviews.

“Absolutely brilliant, good quality, fast delivery, and a good bit of rude humour! Excellent customer service from an actual human too.” - Alicia Caulfield, Newcastle upon Tyne

Mr. Inappropriate

Imagine their face when they open it

Will they be surprised? Impressed? Offended? Will they giggle and drop a bit of wee into their pants.

Will they get a glimpse of what you're really like?

I hope so, you should be proud of how naughty you can be.

We get it

Every day you have to behave yourself and do all of the stupid crap that society expects you to.

You have to wear the right clothes, keep your job, be polite, try not to wave your important parts around in public, and remember not to say naughty words or offend anyone.

Be kind to yourself and give yourself a break, release some pressure and do something bad.

You owe it to yourself, and to your friends.  They’ll love you more for it, I can promise you that.

Very Important Questions

Can I get a refund if I don't like it?

If you don't like your candle, just email me (dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk) within 30 days and I'll give you a full refund including postage, no questions asked.

You don't even need to send it back!

What does it really smell of?

Cosy and lovely vanilla! Sorry, I know that's disappointing...

How big is it?

The candle measures 7.5cm diameter by 7cm height and has a burning time of 20 hours.

What is it made from?

At least 50% of the was in this product is renewable plant-based wax.

The labels are made from expensive matte stickers with an embossed texture.

What is the box made from?

The box is made from quality 380gsm KSC certified Kraft cardboard.

How will it be packaged?

Your candle will be carefully packaged by hand in a cardboard box, nested in a load of kraft dunnage.

What when it's burnt out?

When the candle has burnt itself out you can use the glass to store nails and toenails.

What safety advice do you have?

Never leave a burning candle unattended and keep away from things that can catch fire.

Can I talk with you to check something?

Sure, call me on 01138730688 or email me at dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk, or use the little chat thingy at the bottom right.

When will I get my stuff?

If you order before 23:00 we'll send your order at 08:00 tomorrow (we only send on working days).

If you also order mugs, water bottles and anything fabric, they will arrive separately because they are printed to order.

You can choose from various shipping methods when you check out, the quickest being Royal Mail Tracked 24.

You'll notice that the cost of shipping is less than what it costs me

How much does shipping cost?

It will actually cost you less then it costs me, so don't worry, you won't get a horrible surprise when you check out.

You'll see a dropdown on the checkout page where you can choose the method you want to use.

Who or what is Mila?

Mila is our very own naughty little AI-driven assistant. Have a chat with her and see what happens!

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    All orders before 11pm sent 8am next working day; mugs, water bottles and anything fabric will be sent a couple of days later

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    Full refund, no need to send back, just email us, no questions asked.

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    Free UK Tracked 24 shipping when you spend £25.

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Or amaze them with a bundle!

Why?

With so many of us suffering from anxiety and depression, we need a way out, an escape, a way to break through the stupid social norms.

Our aim at Mr. Inappropriate is to give you a break from all that, be yourself, and have a laugh.

My name is Dan, I’m the founder of Mr. Inappropriate and I firmly believe that we’re not designed to live like this.

We haven’t changed much since the time when we ran around with a spear chasing something to fuck or eat, or escaping from someone else doing that.

And now, we have to deal with emails, debt, job and a million other things, not to mention the fact we’re not allowed to express ourselves anymore for fear of offending someone.

If you’re feeling stressed and anxious it’s hardly surprising.  

Let us help by giving you a moment to escape, have a giggle and not give a shit.

And help your friends do the same!

And get a set of cards

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    Custom card message and send it directly to your recipient.

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    Cards/candles: buy one get one 50% off.

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    All designs are hand drawn in our home office near Leeds.

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Customer Reviews

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S.M. (London, GB)
Excellent

Perfect you need to order from here

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Jennifer Seward (Birmingham, GB)
Great service and funny product 😃

Quick to arrive, packaged well and great product.

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Michelle Probert (London, GB)
Fab

This is the best funny gift I’ve gotten so far this year, communication was great as was the quick delivery and the quality is great. Thank you cannot wait to give this Xmas gift 😂

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Michelle Probert (London, GB)
Fab

This is the best funny gift I’ve gotten so far this year, communication was great as was the quick delivery and the quality is great. Thank you cannot wait to give this Xmas gift 😂

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M.S.J.S. (Wembley, GB)
Amazing!

I was looking online trying too find something that was hilarious and matches my personality, I absolutely found that on this website I will definitely be using again and will tell friends and family. Great and fast delivery, really happy

Wow thank you Shelaine, that's really kind of you, I'm so happy you like my stuff and thank you so much for the review!