• Soap Bottle - Rotting Fish - Mr. Inappropriate
  • Soap Bottle - Rotting Fish - Mr. Inappropriate
  • Soap Bottle - Rotting Fish - Mr. Inappropriate
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Soap Bottle - Rotting Fish

Soap Bottle - Rotting Fish

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“Brilliant items and Dan is a lovely man and very helpful.” - Jean Warneck

In the last few weeks I've done some market research, and apparently there are people out there who don't think poo, balls and boobs funny.

Yeah, I know, I didn't believe it either, but apparently they do exist, one lives in Nottingham and the other in Wakefield.

So if you're one of these two people, this product is for you; there is definitely no mention of poo or cocks on it anywhere, so you're safe.

Obviously I only have two in stock, one of each of you, I hope you like it.

Place it in your downstairs loo to give your visitors a giggle; they might even secretly taste or sniff it to check how fishy it is.

Or give it to a friend so they can raise a good giggle every time someone goes for a plop.

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Mr. Inappropriate

Imagine their face when they open it

Will they be surprised? Impressed? Offended? Will they giggle and drop a bit of wee into their pants.

Will they get a glimpse of what you're really like?

I hope so, you should be proud of how naughty you can be.

We get it

Every day you have to behave yourself and do all of the stupid crap that society expects you to.

You have to wear the right clothes, keep your job, be polite, try not to wave your important parts around in public, and remember not to say naughty words or offend anyone.

Be kind to yourself and give yourself a break, release some pressure and do something bad.

You owe it to yourself, and to your friends.  They’ll love you more for it, I can promise you that.

Very Important Questions

Can I get a refund if I don't like it?

If you don't like your soap bottle, just email me (dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk) within 30 days and I'll give you a full refund including postage, no questions asked.

You don't even need to send it back!

How big is it?

250ml.

What is it made from?

This 250ml bottle is made from high-quality clear PET plastic and includes a premium black and chrome pump.

The labels are made from expensive gloss material with good resistance to immersion in water.

What will be in it?

Sorry, nothing, you'll have to fill it yourself!

How will it be packaged?

Your bottle will be carefully packaged by hand in a cardboard box, nested in a load of kraft dunnage.

Can I talk with you to check something?

Sure, call me on 01138730688 or email me at dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk, or use the little chat thingy at the bottom right.

When will I get my stuff?

If you order before 23:00 we'll send your order at 08:00 tomorrow (we only send on working days).

If you also order mugs, water bottles and anything fabric, they will arrive separately because they are printed to order.

You can choose from various shipping methods when you check out, the quickest being Royal Mail Tracked 24.

You'll notice that the cost of shipping is less than what it costs me

How much does shipping cost?

It will actually cost you less then it costs me, so don't worry, you won't get a horrible surprise when you check out.

You'll see a dropdown on the checkout page where you can choose the method you want to use.

Who or what is Mila?

Mila is our very own naughty little AI-driven assistant. Have a chat with her and see what happens!

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    All orders before 11pm sent 8am next working day; mugs, water bottles and anything fabric will be sent a couple of days later

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    Full refund, no need to send back, just email us, no questions asked.

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    Free UK Tracked 24 shipping when you spend £25.

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Why?

With so many of us suffering from anxiety and depression, we need a way out, an escape, a way to break through the stupid social norms.

Our aim at Mr. Inappropriate is to give you a break from all that, be yourself, and have a laugh.

My name is Dan, I’m the founder of Mr. Inappropriate and I firmly believe that we’re not designed to live like this.

We haven’t changed much since the time when we ran around with a spear chasing something to fuck or eat, or escaping from someone else doing that.

And now, we have to deal with emails, debt, job and a million other things, not to mention the fact we’re not allowed to express ourselves anymore for fear of offending someone.

If you’re feeling stressed and anxious it’s hardly surprising.  

Let us help by giving you a moment to escape, have a giggle and not give a shit.

And help your friends do the same!

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    Custom card message and send it directly to your recipient.

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    Cards/candles: buy one get one 50% off.

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    All designs are hand drawn in our home office near Leeds.

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Phil Garner (Sherburn in Elmet, GB)
upset woman?

Just the thing for an ex saying it reminds me of you.

Haha nice one, thank you Phil!