Overview
Mr. Inappropriate sells a wide range of funny and rude birthday cards and gifts for her. They are perfect if you want to give something playful to your lover, or whether you want to have fun with a friend or family member.
We have hundreds of products to choose from, so you’ll definitely find something appropriate for the lucky recipient. Most of our gifts are useful everyday things so there’s a good chance she’ll actually use it, which means that you can amuse her for some time to come.
And if you want to keep up the fun, you can always top up her supplies when she runs out!
Which sort of gift is most suitable?
This depends on whether she is your lover or just a friend, and also whether she has a good sense of humour. Based on the fact that you’re reading this, I would guess she probably does, but be careful, some people don’t always appreciate being given something like this.
If she is your wife or girlfriend (or someone else’s) then it’s probably safe to assume that you’re familiar with each other and as such I’d recommend something more personal and intimate such as one of our candles or soaps. Have a look at our product listings; we have all sorts that make reference to areas of the body and various bodily functions; both hers and yours!
On the other hand if she is not your lover then maybe go for something less personal such as one of our mugs or travel accessories. You could get her something that refers to how smelly she is (for example), but again, make sure that she has the right sense of humour and won’t be offended.
If you’re not sure what to go for then just ask me using the chat thingy at the bottom right of this website – I’m always happy to help.
Which card should I get?
This depends very much on what gift you choose and what sort of relationship you have with her. If it’s something loving then we have many cards that go well with this sort of gift; again it’s best just to browse through them, but some examples are ‘I love being close to you’, ‘I love cuddling’, ‘I love holding hands’, etc.
However if it’s more hostile playfulness that you’re after then we also have plenty which could work; some examples are ‘you smell’ or ‘you should try deodorant’.
Of course these are meant in good spirit so I recommend making sure she knows this before giving them!
What about delivery?
We usually send everything out either on the same day or next working day, so it shouldn’t take long before they arrive with you. If you need them urgently though we do offer next-day delivery within the UK; just select this option during checkout.
As always if you have any questions just let me know!
