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Water Bottle - Mandala

Water Bottle - Mandala

Regular price £18.97
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"Went down a treat in our couples secret santa. All of the other people did serious presents aprt from me. I hope I have set the tone for next year!" - James Baxter

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Mr. Inappropriate Naked Mandala line drawing

This image shows the level of detail you will see on your bottle.

This design has been hand drawn by me to celebrate all important parts of the human body.  I can't think of anything that I've missed, can you?

I tried to draw it so that at a glance it just looks like an abstract mandala, and only when you look closely do you see all of the special parts.

I also sell other products with this design, so please have a look if you'd like a greetings card or mug, t-shirt, hoodie or maybe something else.

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"Dan is such a lovely person who clearly cares a lot about his business and his customers equally. The ordering process was easy, and Dan sent a lovely personal email. Updates were super and delivery was very prompt. Will definitely be ordering from you again Dan. I have already sent your website to my family and friends!! Thank you" - Vicky Gilbert - Loxwood

Mr. Inappropriate

Imagine their face when they open it

Will they be surprised? Impressed? Offended? Will they giggle and drop a bit of wee into their pants.

Will they get a glimpse of what you're really like?

I hope so, you should be proud of how naughty you can be.

We get it

Every day you have to behave yourself and do all of the stupid crap that society expects you to.

You have to wear the right clothes, keep your job, be polite, try not to wave your important parts around in public, and remember not to say naughty words or offend anyone.

Be kind to yourself and give yourself a break, release some pressure and do something bad.

You owe it to yourself, and to your friends.  They’ll love you more for it, I can promise you that.

Very Important Questions

Can I get a refund if I don't like it?

If you don't like your water bottle, just email me ( within 30 days and I'll give you a full refund including postage, no questions asked.

You don't even need to send it back!

What is it made from?

Stainless steel.


Double walled.

Suitable for hot and cold liquids.

Not dishwasher or microwave safe.

How will it be packaged?

Your water bottle will be sent to you carefully packaged in a bottle-sized double-thickness cardboard box.

Can I talk with you to check something?

Sure, call me on 01138730688 or email me at, or use the little chat thingy at the bottom right.

When will I get my stuff?

Your water bottle will be professionally printed to order so please allow us two to seven working days to get it ready, and as a result, it might arrive separately from anything else you order.

How much does shipping cost?

It will actually cost you less then it costs me, so don't worry, you won't get a horrible surprise when you check out.

You'll see a dropdown on the checkout page where you can choose the method you want to use.

Who or what is Mila?

Mila is our very own naughty little AI-driven assistant. Have a chat with her and see what happens!

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    Full refund, no need to send back, just email us, no questions asked.

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    Free UK Tracked 24 shipping when you spend £25.

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With so many of us suffering from anxiety and depression, we need a way out, an escape, a way to break through the stupid social norms.

Our aim at Mr. Inappropriate is to give you a break from all that, be yourself, and have a laugh.

My name is Dan, I’m the founder of Mr. Inappropriate and I firmly believe that we’re not designed to live like this.

We haven’t changed much since the time when we ran around with a spear chasing something to fuck or eat, or escaping from someone else doing that.

And now, we have to deal with emails, debt, job and a million other things, not to mention the fact we’re not allowed to express ourselves anymore for fear of offending someone.

If you’re feeling stressed and anxious it’s hardly surprising.  

Let us help by giving you a moment to escape, have a giggle and not give a shit.

And help your friends do the same!

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    Custom card message and send it directly to your recipient.

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    Cards/candles: buy one get one 50% off.

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    All designs are hand drawn in our home office near Leeds.

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