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Water Bottle - Mandala
Water Bottle - Mandala
FULL REFUND, DON'T SEND IT BACK
JUST EMAIL OR CALL
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This image shows the level of detail you will see on your bottle.
This design has been hand drawn by me to celebrate all important parts of the human body. I can't think of anything that I've missed, can you?
I tried to draw it so that at a glance it just looks like an abstract mandala, and only when you look closely do you see all of the special parts.
I also sell other products with this design, so please have a look if you'd like a greetings card or mug, t-shirt, hoodie or maybe something else.




Very Important Questions
What is it made from?
Stainless steel.
Leak-proof.
Double walled.
Suitable for hot and cold liquids.
Not dishwasher or microwave safe.
When will I get it?
Look at the dates above :)
How much does delivery cost?
It will actually cost you less then it costs me, so don't worry, you won't get a horrible surprise when you check out.
You'll see a dropdown on the checkout page where you can choose the method you want to use.
Can you send it to my loved one?
Yes sure, just put their address as the shipping address when you check out!
If you want to also send them a card, we can print a message in it for you.
Just find the card that you want and you'll see a checkbox that says 'SEND TO LOVED ONE AND ADD A MESSAGE'.
Check this box and type your message, and we'll print and send it with your badge.
Can I talk with you to check something?
Sure, call me on 01138730688 or email me at dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk, or use the little chat thingy at the bottom right.
Can I get a refund if I don't like it?
If you don't like your water bottle, just email me (dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk) within 30 days and I'll give you a full refund including postage, no questions asked.
You don't even need to send it back!
How will it be packaged?
Your water bottle will be sent to you carefully packaged in a bottle-sized double-thickness cardboard box.
"Went down a treat in our couples secret santa. All of the other people did serious presents aprt from me. I hope I have set the tone for next year!" - James Baxter
"Dan is such a lovely person who clearly cares a lot about his business and his customers equally. The ordering process was easy, and Dan sent a lovely personal email. Updates were super and delivery was very prompt. Will definitely be ordering from you again Dan. I have already sent your website to my family and friends!! Thank you" - Vicky Gilbert - Loxwood
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Why?
With so many of us suffering from anxiety and depression, we need a way out, an escape, a way to break through the stupid social norms.
Our aim at Mr. Inappropriate is to give you a break from all that, be yourself, and have a laugh.
My name is Dan, I’m the founder of Mr. Inappropriate and I firmly believe that we’re not designed to live like this.
We haven’t changed much since the time when we ran around with a spear chasing something to fuck or eat, or escaping from someone else doing that.
And now, we have to deal with emails, debt, job and a million other things, not to mention the fact we’re not allowed to express ourselves anymore for fear of offending someone.
If you’re feeling stressed and anxious it’s hardly surprising.
Let us help by giving you a moment to escape, have a giggle and not give a shit.
And help your friends do the same!