Rude Novelty Gifts
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Small Candle - Crusty Cunt Putty
7 reviewsRegular price £6.97Regular priceUnit price / per£6.97Sale price £6.97 -
Wine Labels (x2) - Bum Grapes
11 reviewsRegular price £2.97Regular priceUnit price / per£2.97Sale price £2.97 -
Birthday Card - Cunt Bear
8 reviewsRegular price £4.97Regular priceUnit price / per£4.97Sale price £4.97 -
Small Candle - Aged Smegma
11 reviewsRegular price £6.97Regular priceUnit price / per£6.97Sale price £6.97 -
Badge - Age
7 reviewsRegular price From £3.07Regular priceUnit price / per£1.97Sale price From £3.07 -
Small Candle - Dog Anal Gland Milk
10 reviewsRegular price £6.97Regular priceUnit price / per£6.97Sale price £6.97 -
Badge - Cunt For The Day
4 reviewsRegular price From £3.07Regular priceUnit price / per£1.97Sale price From £3.07 -
Christmas Wine Labels (x2) - Santa's Jolly Juice
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Wine Labels (x2) - Asda
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Badge - Birthday Cunt
3 reviewsRegular price From £3.07Regular priceUnit price / per£1.97Sale price From £3.07 -
Small Candle - Tight Wet Pussy
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Medium Candle - Have A Nice Poo
1 reviewRegular price £10.97Regular priceUnit price / per£9.97Sale price £10.97
Let customers speak for us
from 1207 reviewsAll good
Saw this website so had to take a look. It made me laugh so had to buy 5 candles for xmas presents for the family. They arrived well packaged individually in 1 box which was great. Fun seeing the family's face when they were opened. They burn well & smell great, well worth it.
I ordered the “light me for a blowjob” candle as a stocking filler for my partner, I was worried about it arriving in time for Christmas but it did with time to spare! Well packaged as well, would definitely use again. Thanks dan!
Great, went down really well, gave everyone a laugh and brightened up the wine bottle gift
Great wee stickers, easy to use, brighten up a 'boring' gift o bottle o wine, gives a'body a laugh
Very quick delivery, and considering I had left it a little late before Xmas, it arrived in time. The quality of the card is excellent, and I was highly delighted with it. I shall definitely be buying from this company again, Many thanks
My friend loved her candle! Think she’s hiding it from her kids tho!
Christmas gift which was well received! My friend was pleased it doesn’t actually smell like her fella’s bits
Got this for a Christmas present…doesn’t actually smell like a fart, which is good news!
Great product. Fiance was very impressed!
Smells lovely also! Great customer service and really quick delivery! I would 100% recommend
Was such a funny gift, loved it, wish it didn’t have the waterline on the back but apart from that amazing for the money and I reccomend !
Candle came in lovely packaging making it even funnier when revealing what it actually was! Also came with a couple of extra funny stickers with ideas how to use them which was a nice touch.
Brought the wine labels, it was a great item, very funny and the gift was greatly appreciated! Thank you
Arrived in good time. Great quality product. Even handy instructions how to apply label. Caused a bit of amusement on Christmas day. Very pleased and would highly recommend.
want something a bit different? well look here. Dan provides a great service. Items are quality products.
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