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Badge - Birthday Cunt

Badge - Birthday Cunt

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I think the wearer of this needs to have two very specific attributes; if they have both then they must wear it.

They need to have a birthday and be a cunt.

Think of it more as a label than a badge; it serves an important purpose.  Without it how will everyone know?

They wouldn't, and what a waste that would be.

 

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When will I get it?

Look at the dates above :)

How much does delivery cost?

It will actually cost you less then it costs me, so don't worry, you won't get a horrible surprise when you check out.

You'll see a dropdown on the checkout page where you can choose the method you want to use.

Can you send it to my loved one?

Yes sure, just put their address as the shipping address when you check out!

If you want to also send them a card, we can print a message in it for you.

Just find the card that you want and you'll see a checkbox that says 'SEND TO LOVED ONE AND ADD A MESSAGE'.

Check this box and type your message, and we'll print and send it with your candle.

Can I talk with you to check something?

Sure, call me on 01138730688 or email me at dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk, or use the little chat thingy at the bottom right.

Can I get a refund if I don't like it?

If you don't like your badge, just email me (dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk) within 365 days and I'll give you a full refund including postage, no questions asked.

You don't even need to send it back!

How big is it?

The large one measures 57mm across.

The medium one is 31mm.

The small one is just 24mm.

How will it be packaged?

This badge will be shipped to you in a zippy bag and a card-backed envelope to make sure it doesn't get damaged or wet.

If you order it along with other stuff, it might come to you in a box which is even safer!

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Customers rate us 5.0/5 based on 1359 reviews.

“Amazing quality. Very quick delivery. Packaged perfectly. Will 10000% be ordering from you again! X” - Sophie Warner, Cranleigh.

“Dan is a great person it's like having a friend with gossip and a laugh. Great value for money on all his things.” - Nichola Mulraine, Southwark.

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We get it

Every day you have to behave yourself and do all of the stupid crap that society expects you to.

You have to wear the right clothes, keep your job, be polite, try not to wave your important parts around in public, and remember not to say naughty words or offend anyone.

Be kind to yourself and give yourself a break, release some pressure and do something bad.

You owe it to yourself, and to your friends.  They’ll love you more for it, I can promise you that.

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Why?

With so many of us suffering from anxiety and depression, we need a way out, an escape, a way to break through the stupid social norms.

Our aim at Mr. Inappropriate is to give you a break from all that, be yourself, and have a laugh.

My name is Dan, I’m the founder of Mr. Inappropriate and I firmly believe that we’re not designed to live like this.

We haven’t changed much since the time when we ran around with a spear chasing something to fuck or eat, or escaping from someone else doing that.

And now, we have to deal with emails, debt, job and a million other things, not to mention the fact we’re not allowed to express ourselves anymore for fear of offending someone.

If you’re feeling stressed and anxious it’s hardly surprising.  

Let us help by giving you a moment to escape, have a giggle and not give a shit.

And help your friends do the same.

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Stephen Batchelor

Hilarious! She wore her badge all round town with pride!

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steven caygill (Southampton, GB)
Perfect item for a friend.

Funny badge and well designed. Great service and will definitely be using the seller’s site again.

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Tim Minty (Islington, GB)
Good fun

Good product well made. Delivered in good time and well made