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Funny Candle - Tight Wet Pussy

Funny Candle - Tight Wet Pussy

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If you know someone who is a little starved and has not experienced this specific smell for a while, do them a favour and help them out.

Well, not in that way, unless you want to give them a proper birthday gift they won't forget.

If given as a birthday gift, this candle pairs well with this card if he's male, or this card if she's female.

Either way, this delicate scent can help them on their way.
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Imagine their face when they open it

Will they be surprised? Impressed? Offended? Will they giggle and drop a bit of wee into their pants?

Will they get a glimpse of what you're really like?

I hope so, you should be proud of how naughty you can be.

Common Questions

Can I get a refund if I don't like it?

If you don't like your candle, just email me (dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk) within 30 days and I'll give you a full refund including postage, no questions asked.

You don't even need to send it back!

What does it really smell of?

Cosy and lovely vanilla! Sorry, I know that's disappointing...

How big is it?

The candle measures 7.5cm diameter by 7cm height and has a burning time of 20 hours.

What is it made from?

At least 50% of the was in this product is renewable plant-based wax.

The labels are made from expensive matte stickers with an embossed texture.

What is the box made from?

The box is made from quality 380gsm KSC certified Kraft cardboard.

How will it be packaged?

Your candle will be carefully packaged by hand in a cardboard box, nested in a load of kraft dunnage.

What when it's burnt out?

When the candle has burnt itself out you can use the glass to store nails and toenails.

What safety advice do you have?

Never leave a burning candle unattended and keep away from things that can catch fire.

Can I talk with you to check something?

Sure, call me on 01138730688 or email me at dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk, or use the little chat thingy at the bottom right.

When will I get my stuff?

If you order before 23:00 we'll send your order at 08:00 tomorrow (we only send on working days).

If you also order mugs, water bottles and anything fabric, they will arrive separately because they are printed to order.

You can choose from various shipping methods when you check out, the quickest being Royal Mail Tracked 24.

You'll notice that the cost of shipping is less than what it costs me

How much does shipping cost?

It will actually cost you less then it costs me, so don't worry, you won't get a horrible surprise when you check out.

You'll see a dropdown on the checkout page where you can choose the method you want to use.

Who or what is Mila?

Mila is our very own naughty little AI-driven assistant. Have a chat with her here and see what happens!

  • All orders before 11pm sent 8am next working day.*

  • Cards/candles: buy one get one 50% off.

  • Free UK Tracked 24 shipping when you spend £25.

  • All designs are hand drawn in our home office near Leeds.

  • Custom card message and send it directly to your recipient.

  • Full refund, no need to send back, just email us, no questions asked.

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Why?

With so many of us suffering from anxiety and depression, we need a way out, an escape, a way to break through the stupid social norms.

Our aim at Mr. Inappropriate is to give you a break from all that, be yourself, and have a laugh.

My name is Dan, I’m the founder of Mr. Inappropriate and I firmly believe that we’re not designed to live like this.

We haven’t changed much since the time when we ran around with a spear chasing something to fuck or eat, or escaping from someone else doing that.

And now, we have to deal with emails, debt, job and a million other things, not to mention the fact we’re not allowed to express ourselves anymore for fear of offending someone.

If you’re feeling stressed and anxious it’s hardly surprising.  

Let us help by giving you a moment to escape, have a giggle and not give a shit.

And help your friends do the same!

Customer Reviews

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Ben Claridge (Northampton, GB)
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Thank you great candle misses found it very funny and smells really nice thank you again fast delivery also .

You're welcome Ben, and thank you so much for the review, really kind, thank you!

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Jeannette Harley (Buckie, GB)
Did not smell of wet cats ….

I bought the candle with the tittering title of ‘Tight Wet Pussy’ for a man friend..
Parcel arrived very very quickly and very securely wrapped..
A delicate vanilla scented candle that sits proudly in the kitchen of my man friend… until his adult kids come to visit, then it’s quickly hidden in the cupboard behind the beans … because they have no sense of humour.
I’m away to order ‘light me when you want a blowjob’ for my married friend Colin.. because every man should have a dream.
A great gift, and a great site with totally and wonderfully ‘inappropriate’ gifts and cards…. because life can suck ..especially for Colin (or not) and humour is the salvation of us all…
and the order came with a wee suprise of cheeky wine stickers, which will be utilised at my gals only soirée.. as I age inappropriately into 53..
Highly recommend and no… thankfully does not smell of wet cats ..

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Katie Collins (Grays, GB)
Novelty candle

Perfect for secret santa present! Lovely seller and quick delivery & replies. Will be ordering again !

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Anonymous (Sunderland, GB)
Tight wet pussy candle

Great candle, can’t beat a tight wet pussy. Candle arrived on time and in excellent condition. Makes us all laugh, another addition to our mantle piece.

Thank you Kevin! I guess you could beat it, but I don't think it would like it, so better not to. Thank you so much :)))

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Millie B. (Cardiff, GB)
Candle

This is my first time using the website and it’s a perfect website for a present for a friend who shares the same sense of humor as myself. She loved the candle and will be buying from here as well!

Thank you so much Millie, I'm so happy that you have such an amazing sense of humour, and that your friend likes the candle. And thank you so much for the review, I really appreciate it :)