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Tea Towel - Washing Up Makes Me Wet

Tea Towel - Washing Up Makes Me Wet

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If you're like me, many unexpected things give me a bit of a wetty.

The curve of the perfect bum, a sexy smile and washing up.

Usually giving someone a tea towel is a very unimaginative and boring thing to do, but you can be the exception with this one.

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Imagine their face when they open it

Will they be surprised? Impressed? Offended? Will they giggle and drop a bit of wee into their pants?

Will they get a glimpse of what you're really like?

I hope so, you should be proud of how naughty you can be.

Common Questions

Can I get a refund if I don't like it?

If you don't like your tea towel, just email me ( within 30 days and I'll give you a full refund including postage, no questions asked.

You don't even need to send it back!

What is it made from?

Material: 100% cotton

Weight: 170gsm

How will it be packaged?

Your tea towel will be sent to you carefully packaged in a waterproof plastic packet.

Can I talk with you to check something?

Sure, call me on 01138730688 or email me at, or use the little chat thingy at the bottom right.

When will I get my stuff?

Your tea towel will be professionally printed to order so please allow us two to seven working days to get it ready, and as a result, it might arrive separately from anything else you order.

How much does shipping cost?

It will actually cost you less then it costs me, so don't worry, you won't get a horrible surprise when you check out.

You'll see a dropdown on the checkout page where you can choose the method you want to use.

Who or what is Mila?

Mila is our very own naughty little AI-driven assistant. Have a chat with her here and see what happens!

  • All orders before 11pm sent 8am next working day.*

  • Cards/candles: buy one get one 50% off.

  • Free UK Tracked 24 shipping when you spend £25.

  • All designs are hand drawn in our home office near Leeds.

  • Custom card message and send it directly to your recipient.

  • Full refund, no need to send back, just email us, no questions asked.

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With so many of us suffering from anxiety and depression, we need a way out, an escape, a way to break through the stupid social norms.

Our aim at Mr. Inappropriate is to give you a break from all that, be yourself, and have a laugh.

My name is Dan, I’m the founder of Mr. Inappropriate and I firmly believe that we’re not designed to live like this.

We haven’t changed much since the time when we ran around with a spear chasing something to fuck or eat, or escaping from someone else doing that.

And now, we have to deal with emails, debt, job and a million other things, not to mention the fact we’re not allowed to express ourselves anymore for fear of offending someone.

If you’re feeling stressed and anxious it’s hardly surprising.  

Let us help by giving you a moment to escape, have a giggle and not give a shit.

And help your friends do the same!

Customer Reviews

Based on 3 reviews
Melissa Ratcliffe Laming (Spalding, GB)
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Great service and something quirky and different for that perfect present 🎁

Laine Yeomans (St Helens, GB)
So true!

Love this so much! My work bud will be able to enjoy getting wet so much more now! We all know how annoying it is washing dishes right? Now whilst doing her chores, she will see that and smile when she remembers the weirdo that got it for her!
Again, Mr inappropriate has pulled another blinder, with the same great communication, and swift delivery! Brighten up someone’s dishwashing with something to help them alleviate their wetness! (Of the dishes, obviously!) 😉😉

Wow thank you thank you Laine - you're the best, I felt a bit emotional reading this, you clear put some effort into it, which really means a lot to me, thank you.
I really hope your friend / work buddy gets a smile out of this, that's after all the most important thing.
Thank you so so much!

N.B. (Blackburn, GB)
Tea towel

Amazing customer service kept me upto date at all times on printing and delivery, great quality thank you for the giggles

Thank you so much Natalie - I really do appreciate this review!!!