Collection: Rude Cards and Gifts For Her
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Wedding Card - Game Over
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Wedding Card - Marrying My Brother
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Wedding Card - Marrying My Sister
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Wedding Card - Love Is In The Air
1 review5.0 / 5.0
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Wedding Card - Two Brides
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Small Candle - Sweaty Minge
47 reviews4.87 / 5.0
(47) 47 total reviews
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Birthday Card Set - 8 Rudest
1 review5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
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Mug - Insult Me
2 reviews5.0 / 5.0
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Small Candle - Cunt
6 reviews5.0 / 5.0
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Small Candle - Sweaty Bollocks
22 reviews5.0 / 5.0
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Badge - Cunt
1 review5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
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Birthday Card - Naked Mandala
2 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
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Small Candle - Hot Fart
24 reviews4.79 / 5.0
(24) 24 total reviews
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Small Candle - Dried Wank Sock
26 reviews5.0 / 5.0
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Small Candle - Dry Leathery Flaps
9 reviews5.0 / 5.0
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Small Candle - Aged Smegma
12 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(12) 12 total reviews
Regular price £6.97Regular priceUnit price / per£6.97Sale price £6.97
Overview
The best rude gift for her is something that shows you know her well and gives her a fun experience.
It’s most likely a card, but could be a gift such as a mug or candle. The main thing is that you choose something to suit her and give her some enjoyment.
Summary
In this article I’ll help you choose the right card or gift for her, by considering who she is and what she likes, and also your relationship with her.
I’ve also included a summary of all of the types of gifts we have in this collection.
How well do you know her?
This is an important question to consider, because if you don’t know her very well, it’s probably not a good idea to get something too personal or intimate, whereas if you know each other really well it will be much easier.
If you don’t know her very well
Maybe she’s a colleague or just someone you don’t spend much time with. If this is the case it’s safest to get something generic. I’d suggest a simple funny card, maybe a mug or possibly even one of our scented candles. The thing to avoid here is giving something that offends her… unless that’s genuinely your intention which I can certainly help you with!
If you do know her very well
Well I’m sure you can work out what to get for yourself! Just have a look through this collection and pick something that matches either what she likes or what she needs. Maybe she deserves a relaxing candle, or maybe it should be something more practical like an apron so she can cook for you!