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Small Candle - Cunt

Small Candle - Cunt

£6.97
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How big is it?

The candle measures 7.5cm diameter by 7cm height and has a burning time of 20 hours.

What does it really smell of?

Cosy and lovely vanilla! Sorry, I know that's disappointing...

Can you send it to my loved one?

Yes sure, just put their address as the shipping address when you check out!

If you want to also send them a card, we can print a message in it for you. Just find the card that you want and you'll see a checkbox that says 'SEND TO LOVED ONE AND ADD A MESSAGE'. Just check this box and type your message, and we'll print and send it with your candle.

How will it be packaged?

Your candle will be packaged with tissue in a lovely thick cardboard presentation box (see photo).

It'll then be packaged by hand in a cardboard box, nested in a load of kraft dunnage or maybe bubble wrap.

Can I talk with you to check something?

Sure, call me on 01138730688 or email me at dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk, or use the little chat thingy at the bottom right.

How much does shipping cost?

It will actually cost you less then it costs me, so don't worry, you won't get a horrible surprise when you check out.

You'll see a dropdown on the checkout page where you can choose the method you want to use.

When will I get it?

If you order before 23:00 we'll send your order the next working day.

If you also order mugs, water bottles and anything fabric, they will arrive separately because they are printed to order.

You can choose from various shipping methods when you check out, the quickest being Royal Mail Tracked 24.

You'll notice that the cost of shipping is less than what it costs me.

“My 2nd purchase from here and I wasn't disappointed, great products and excellent communication from Dan, keep up the good work” - Steve Rowley, Stoke-on-Trent

 I think this is lovely... isn't it?

If you're not sure, maybe you should buy it and check.

Then you'll know and you won't spend the rest of your life wondering.

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Customers rate us 5.0/5 based on 1179 reviews.

“Absolutely brilliant, good quality, fast delivery, and a good bit of rude humour! Excellent customer service from an actual human too.” - Alicia Caulfield, Newcastle upon Tyne

Mr. Inappropriate

Imagine their face when they open it

Will they be surprised? Impressed? Offended? Will they giggle and drop a bit of wee into their pants.

Will they get a glimpse of what you're really like?

I hope so, you should be proud of how naughty you can be.

We get it

Every day you have to behave yourself and do all of the stupid crap that society expects you to.

You have to wear the right clothes, keep your job, be polite, try not to wave your important parts around in public, and remember not to say naughty words or offend anyone.

Be kind to yourself and give yourself a break, release some pressure and do something bad.

You owe it to yourself, and to your friends.  They’ll love you more for it, I can promise you that.

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More questions

Can I get a refund if I don't like it?

If you don't like your candle, just email me (dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk) within 30 days and I'll give you a full refund including postage, no questions asked.

You don't even need to send it back!

What is it made from?

At least 50% of the wax in this product is renewable and plant-based.

The labels are made from expensive matte stickers with an embossed texture.

What when it's burnt out?

When the candle has burnt itself out you can use the glass to store nails and toenails.

What safety advice do you have?

Never leave a burning candle unattended and keep away from things that can catch fire.

Who or what is Mila?

Mila is our very own naughty little AI-driven assistant. Have a chat with her and see what happens!

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    All orders before 11pm sent next working day; mugs, water bottles and anything fabric will be sent a couple of days later.

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    Full refund, no need to send back, just email us, no questions asked.

Or amaze them with a bundle!

Why?

With so many of us suffering from anxiety and depression, we need a way out, an escape, a way to break through the stupid social norms.

Our aim at Mr. Inappropriate is to give you a break from all that, be yourself, and have a laugh.

My name is Dan, I’m the founder of Mr. Inappropriate and I firmly believe that we’re not designed to live like this.

We haven’t changed much since the time when we ran around with a spear chasing something to fuck or eat, or escaping from someone else doing that.

And now, we have to deal with emails, debt, job and a million other things, not to mention the fact we’re not allowed to express ourselves anymore for fear of offending someone.

If you’re feeling stressed and anxious it’s hardly surprising.  

Let us help by giving you a moment to escape, have a giggle and not give a shit.

And help your friends do the same!

And get a set of cards

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    Custom card message and send it directly to your recipient.

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    All designs are hand drawn in our home office near Leeds.

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Customer Reviews

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Susan Ackroyd (Huddersfield, GB)
Small candle

Love these candles. Bought for Christmas presents for brother abd brother in law. They have, shall we say questionable humour. These are perfect for them and thr candles do smell divine! Thank uou very much. Always kept in contact to advise on discounts. Quick service and quick delivery. Thank you very much and will definitely be looking again for birthdays.
Susan xx

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Jan Cotterell (Crewe, GB)
Excellent speedy service

Ordered two candles and they were delivered very quickly. Products are of good quality and as shown on the website. Customer service was great as I was kept informed when dispatched etc. would highly recommend using Mr. Inappropriate

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Marsha Roworth (York, GB)
Cute little C

Candle was a bit smaller than I expected but it smells lovely and is absolutely hilarious so I guess size doesn’t matter in this case !

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Indie Wells (Bristol, GB)
Pretty and offensive

Scented wonderfully, sweet but homely. Cute font on the cunt wording and decent sized candles. Can’t wait to purchase again from here :). Nice one bruuuuvvvaaaa!

Niice one Indie, really kind, thank you thank you!

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Lisa Watson (Harringay, GB)
Does what it says on the candle

If you like offending your friends as I do this is the perfect gift. I'm keeping this for myself so when I have guests around I can light it and proudly say does everyone like the smell of my c....... candle :-)

Haha that's brilliant, I love that, perfect use for this candle! Thank you so much for this L :)