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Mug - Insult Me
Mug - Insult Me
“Bought several cards from Dan recently and as usual great service. Brilliant products and quick delivery.” - Vanessa Layton, Rowley Regis
Quite a few of the mugs that I sell are bits of advice I've given or received in the last few years, this being no exception.
I know it's just a silly mug with words on it, but I think the point is valid.
How many times has someone said something to you that has made you feel sad, angry or anxious? Many times if you're like me.
But it doesn't have to be that way, what's really happening is you're processing the noises they made and choosing how to react, and it's that reaction that makes you feel horrible, not the actual words.
When someone tells you that you smell of wee for example, you could just think 'that's a lovely opinion you have, but fortunately for me I don't value you or your opinion, so whatever noises you make, it makes no difference to me'.
Taking this approach gives you a kind of emotional steadiness which, if you can do it, will make your life much happier.
What do you think? Is this something you're able to do?
This mug is silly, but it does serve as a good reminder which we all need sometimes
“I want to say thank you to Mr Inappropriate! The gifts arrived very quickly with some little extras for free! The communication has been spot on from the time of ordering to checking that everything is ok on arrival. Fantastic customer service.... thank you so much. Oh and the quality of the goods is spot on too!” - Kieran McLean, Dove
Imagine their face when they open it
Will they be surprised? Impressed? Offended? Will they giggle and drop a bit of wee into their pants.
Will they get a glimpse of what you're really like?
I hope so, you should be proud of how naughty you can be.
We get it
Every day you have to behave yourself and do all of the stupid crap that society expects you to.
You have to wear the right clothes, keep your job, be polite, try not to wave your important parts around in public, and remember not to say naughty words or offend anyone.
Be kind to yourself and give yourself a break, release some pressure and do something bad.
You owe it to yourself, and to your friends. They’ll love you more for it, I can promise you that.
Very Important Questions
Can I get a refund if I don't like it?
If you don't like your mug, just email me (dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk) within 30 days and I'll give you a full refund including postage, no questions asked.
You don't even need to send it back!
What is it made from?
11oz ceramic mug.
Glossy white finish.
Dishwasher and microwave safe.
Can be used for hot drinks or bodily fluids.
The print is permanent, it's glossy white and dishwasher/microwave safe.
How will it be packaged?
Your mug will be sent to you carefully packaged in a mug-sized double-thickness cardboard box.
Can I talk with you to check something?
Sure, call me on 01138730688 or email me at dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk, or use the little chat thingy at the bottom right.
When will I get my stuff?
Your mug will be professionally printed to order so please allow us two to five working days to get it ready, and as a result, it might arrive separately from anything else you order.
How much does shipping cost?
It will actually cost you less then it costs me, so don't worry, you won't get a horrible surprise when you check out.
You'll see a dropdown on the checkout page where you can choose the method you want to use.
Who or what is Mila?
Mila is our very own naughty little AI-driven assistant. Have a chat with her and see what happens!
Why?
With so many of us suffering from anxiety and depression, we need a way out, an escape, a way to break through the stupid social norms.
Our aim at Mr. Inappropriate is to give you a break from all that, be yourself, and have a laugh.
My name is Dan, I’m the founder of Mr. Inappropriate and I firmly believe that we’re not designed to live like this.
We haven’t changed much since the time when we ran around with a spear chasing something to fuck or eat, or escaping from someone else doing that.
And now, we have to deal with emails, debt, job and a million other things, not to mention the fact we’re not allowed to express ourselves anymore for fear of offending someone.
If you’re feeling stressed and anxious it’s hardly surprising.
Let us help by giving you a moment to escape, have a giggle and not give a shit.
And help your friends do the same!
Good quality mug with a message to the work colleagues