Collection: Rude Gay Cards and Gifts
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Valentine's Anniversary Large Candle - I Just Really Love You
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Badge - Stupid Shit
1 review5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
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Large Candle - Sweaty Bollocks
1 review5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
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Large Candle - Crusty Cunt Putty
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Wedding Card - Game Over Gay
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Wedding Card - Marrying My Brother
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Birthday Card Set - 8 Rudest
1 review5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
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Mug - Insult Me
2 reviews5.0 / 5.0
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Small Candle - Cunt
6 reviews5.0 / 5.0
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Small Candle - Sweaty Bollocks
22 reviews5.0 / 5.0
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Badge - Cunt
1 review5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
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Valentine's Anniversary Small Candle - Blowjob
28 reviews5.0 / 5.0
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Birthday Card - Naked Mandala
2 reviews5.0 / 5.0
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Small Candle - Hot Fart
24 reviews4.79 / 5.0
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Small Candle - Dried Wank Sock
26 reviews5.0 / 5.0
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Small Candle - Aged Smegma
12 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(12) 12 total reviews
Regular price £6.97Regular priceUnit price / per£6.97Sale price £6.97
Overview
What is a good gay gift?
Something specific to them that shows you’ve put some thought into it. If they’re the sort of person who likes a silly gift, they’ll love something from us.
What is a good gay card?
Anything that is personal to them and something they wouldn’t normally buy for themselves. It should make them laugh or smile, and show that you’ve put some thought into it.
Why?
Why do people still buy cards when it’s so much easier to send a message by WhatsApp?
Yes, it’s much easier to send a message, but that’s exactly why it has little value. When you receive a card you know someone has bothered to choose it, write in it and post or hand it to you. It means something.
Why should I get something from Mr. Inappropriate?
If you know someone who likes to laugh and doesn’t take life too seriously, we have the perfect thing for them. Something they will actually want to keep.
Why do we suggest buying something silly?
It’s very difficult to find an original and thoughtful gift for someone, so we often end up buying the same old thing like socks or wine. Yes, everyone likes socks and wine but only because we all need socks and we want wine, but there’s nothing special about giving such things as a gift.
Summary
We all like gifts that are personal and useful, but what does that really mean? Often it just means giving them something they would have bought anyway like perfume or chocolates. Sure, they’ll appreciate it but only because now they don’t have to buy those things themselves. There is nothing special about it at all.
Much better to give them something they will keep on their shelf for years because it reminds them of you every time they look at it.