Collection: Rude Anniversary Gifts
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Large Candle - Cunt Bear
1 review5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
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Large Candle - Woke Up Gay
No reviewsRegular price £17.97Regular priceUnit price / per£16.97Sale price £17.97 -
Large Candle - Fresh Warm Cum
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Medium Candle - Sweaty Minge (read the 1 star review)
1 review1.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
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Valentine's Anniversary Small Candle - Blowjob
28 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(28) 28 total reviews
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Small Candle - Sweaty Minge
47 reviews4.87 / 5.0
(47) 47 total reviews
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Large Candle - Sweaty Bollocks
1 review5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
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Small Candle - Dry Leathery Flaps
9 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(9) 9 total reviews
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Small Candle - Sweaty Bollocks
22 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(22) 22 total reviews
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Medium Candle - Sweaty Bollocks
2 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
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Small Candle - Cunt
6 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(6) 6 total reviews
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Mug - Penis
4 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(4) 4 total reviews
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Soap Bottle - Breast Milk
1 review5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
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Small Candle - Hot Fart
24 reviews4.79 / 5.0
(24) 24 total reviews
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Water Bottle - Cock
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Wine Labels (x2) - Bellends
1 review5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
Regular price £2.97Regular priceUnit price / per£2.97Sale price £2.97
Overview
If you want an unusual anniversary gift that will stand out, we have a good selection to choose from. Most of them are funny and playful, but some are a little more risky, or even a bit mean.
If you’re not sure what to get, have a look at our list of suggestions below. If you want some help choosing just email us at dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk or call on 01138730688
If you’d like to send a gift anonymously we can do that for you too.
Summary of choices
One of the most popular things people buy as an anniversary present is something romantic to share together, like a bottle of wine or something like that. The problem with this is that it’s boring and predictable, and they probably already have one anyway.
I think it’s much better to give them something they’re not expecting, which is why I think something playful and silly is the best option. The fact that you’re reading this confirms that you agree.
The next decision is whether to get them something sweet and playful or something a little more edgy – only you can decide this. You could go for something very gentle and harmless like calling them a ‘poopyhead’ or something much more harsh like saying they smell or have an ugly face – only you can decide!
If you really dislike them and want to say something genuinely hurtful then we can do that for you too but I don’t recommend it; there must have been some love there once!
If you’d like any more detailed advice just get in touch with us using the contact details above.