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Funny Water Bottle - Cock With Wings

Funny Water Bottle - Cock With Wings

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PLEASE SEE PROCESSING TIME BELOW.

At some point most of us have had a go at drawing a cock on something.  Have you ever done that, even though you'd only admit it silently to yourself?

My favourite when I was at school was to draw a big one on the back of one of those roller blackboards, so when the teacher rolls it around after she's finished writing on the front, she's presented with a massive proud erection.

Made me giggle anyway, and most of the class.

This was nearly 40 years ago now sadly.

Anyway, my wife presented me with a beautifully wrapped present a couple of years ago with this cock drawn on the front albeit without the wings.  I added those afterwards, which ended up being the first Mr. Inappropriate design.

And what do you think of the cock ring halo?

This bottle is stainless steel, double walled, good for hot / cold drinks and has a cock on the front, can anything be better than that?

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Imagine their face when they open it

Will they be surprised? Impressed? Offended? Will they giggle and drop a bit of wee into their pants?

Will they get a glimpse of what you're really like?

I hope so, you should be proud of how naughty you can be.

Common Questions

Can I get a refund if I don't like it?

If you don't like your water bottle, just email me (dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk) within 30 days and I'll give you a full refund including postage, no questions asked.

You don't even need to send it back!

What is it made from?

Stainless steel.

Leak-proof.

Double walled.

Suitable for hot and cold liquids.

Not dishwasher or microwave safe.

How will it be packaged?

Your water bottle will be sent to you carefully packaged in a bottle-sized double-thickness cardboard box.

Can I talk with you to check something?

Sure, call me on 01138730688 or email me at dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk, or use the little chat thingy at the bottom right.

When will I get my stuff?

Your water bottle will be professionally printed to order so please allow us two to seven working days to get it ready, and as a result, it might arrive separately from anything else you order.

How much does shipping cost?

It will actually cost you less then it costs me, so don't worry, you won't get a horrible surprise when you check out.

You'll see a dropdown on the checkout page where you can choose the method you want to use.

Who or what is Mila?

Mila is our very own naughty little AI-driven assistant. Have a chat with her here and see what happens!

  • All orders before 11pm sent 8am next working day.*

  • Cards/candles: buy one get one 50% off.

  • Free UK Tracked 24 shipping when you spend £25.

  • All designs are hand drawn in our home office near Leeds.

  • Custom card message and send it directly to your recipient.

  • Full refund, no need to send back, just email us, no questions asked.

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Why?

With so many of us suffering from anxiety and depression, we need a way out, an escape, a way to break through the stupid social norms.

Our aim at Mr. Inappropriate is to give you a break from all that, be yourself, and have a laugh.

My name is Dan, I’m the founder of Mr. Inappropriate and I firmly believe that we’re not designed to live like this.

We haven’t changed much since the time when we ran around with a spear chasing something to fuck or eat, or escaping from someone else doing that.

And now, we have to deal with emails, debt, job and a million other things, not to mention the fact we’re not allowed to express ourselves anymore for fear of offending someone.

If you’re feeling stressed and anxious it’s hardly surprising.  

Let us help by giving you a moment to escape, have a giggle and not give a shit.

And help your friends do the same!