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  • Mug - Penis - Mr. Inappropriate
  • Mug - Penis - Mr. Inappropriate
  • Mug - Penis - Mr. Inappropriate
  • Mug - Penis - Mr. Inappropriate
  • Mug - Penis - Mr. Inappropriate
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Mug - Penis

Mug - Penis

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“Bought several cards from Dan recently and as usual great service. Brilliant products and quick delivery.” - Vanessa Layton, Rowley Regis

It's ok, don't worry, we all do it.

At least you have the strength of character to admit it.

With this mug, you can proudly announce your penile insertion activities.

With this mug, your friends can join you.

They too can come out of the shadows, into the light, and celebrate their willie dipping.

This mug is not only a celebration but also permission.

Permission to be a proud willie dipper - to announce it to the world.

So don't let your friends continue to do this in silence.

They too can be proud weenie dippers just like you.

This mug is a bold and confident statement of masculinity and prowess.

Use it like a man, and share the gift of charisma and winkie-dipping power with your friends.

Do this, and they will love you forever.

Is it microwave-safe?

Yes!

What is it made from?

11oz ceramic mug.

Glossy white finish.

Dishwasher and microwave safe.

Can be used for hot drinks or bodily fluids.

The print is permanent, it's glossy white and dishwasher/microwave safe.

How will it be packaged?

Your mug will be sent to you carefully packaged in a mug-sized double-thickness cardboard box.

Can I talk with you to check something?

Sure, call me on 01138730688 or email me at dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk, or use the little chat thingy at the bottom right.

How much does shipping cost?

It will actually cost you less then it costs me, so don't worry, you won't get a horrible surprise when you check out.

You'll see a dropdown on the checkout page where you can choose the method you want to use.

When will I get it?

If you order before 23:00 we'll send your order the next working day.

If you also order mugs, water bottles and anything fabric, they will arrive separately because they are printed to order.

You can choose from various shipping methods when you check out, the quickest being Royal Mail Tracked 24.

You'll notice that the cost of shipping is less than what it costs me.

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Customers rate us 5.0/5 based on 1194 reviews.

“I want to say thank you to Mr Inappropriate! The gifts arrived very quickly with some little extras for free! The communication has been spot on from the time of ordering to checking that everything is ok on arrival. Fantastic customer service.... thank you so much. Oh and the quality of the goods is spot on too!” - Kieran McLean, Dove

Mr. Inappropriate

Imagine their face when they open it

Will they be surprised? Impressed? Offended? Will they giggle and drop a bit of wee into their pants.

Will they get a glimpse of what you're really like?

I hope so, you should be proud of how naughty you can be.

We get it

Every day you have to behave yourself and do all of the stupid crap that society expects you to.

You have to wear the right clothes, keep your job, be polite, try not to wave your important parts around in public, and remember not to say naughty words or offend anyone.

Be kind to yourself and give yourself a break, release some pressure and do something bad.

You owe it to yourself, and to your friends.  They’ll love you more for it, I can promise you that.

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Can I get a refund if I don't like it?

If you don't like your mug, just email me (dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk) within 30 days and I'll give you a full refund including postage, no questions asked.

You don't even need to send it back!

Who or what is Mila?

Mila is our very own naughty little AI-driven assistant. Have a chat with her and see what happens!

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    All orders before 11pm sent next working day; mugs, water bottles and anything fabric will be sent a couple of days later.

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    Full refund, no need to send back, just email us, no questions asked.

Why?

With so many of us suffering from anxiety and depression, we need a way out, an escape, a way to break through the stupid social norms.

Our aim at Mr. Inappropriate is to give you a break from all that, be yourself, and have a laugh.

My name is Dan, I’m the founder of Mr. Inappropriate and I firmly believe that we’re not designed to live like this.

We haven’t changed much since the time when we ran around with a spear chasing something to fuck or eat, or escaping from someone else doing that.

And now, we have to deal with emails, debt, job and a million other things, not to mention the fact we’re not allowed to express ourselves anymore for fear of offending someone.

If you’re feeling stressed and anxious it’s hardly surprising.  

Let us help by giving you a moment to escape, have a giggle and not give a shit.

And help your friends do the same!

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    Custom card message and send it directly to your recipient.

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    All designs are hand drawn in our home office near Leeds.

Customer Reviews

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Terri Hill (Stoke-on-Trent, GB)
Amazing service

Brilliant products and arrived super quick with some freebies and joke stickers included which was a nice little extra. Will definitely order again. Thank you 😊

Thank you so much Terry, I'm happy you like it, and thank you so much for the review!

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Kim Wigley (Birmingham, GB)
Exactly as described

Exactly what it says on the mug really, came in good time and no issues.

Nice one Kim, thank you so much for that!

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Katie Spirrell (Bristol, GB)
My partner loves his mug!

I bought a mug for my partner a while ago but unfortunately he broke it and it was my fault... long story short - I told him a funny story and he kinda snorted hot coffee and missed the side when he went to put his cup down quickly, totally my fault! So I bought him a replacement and he loves this one even more coz the lettering stands out better than ever. These mugs are strong and sturdy, and should last... just make sure you don't drop them on the kitchen floor! he does laugh about it now thankfully 😁 Will definitely buy again for other friends.

Thank you so much Kate - that's really kind of you to say! Sorry the last one broke, but happy that this one gives you some giggles :)))