Rude Anniversary Cards
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Large Candle - Anal Sweat Beads
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Large Candle - Blow Me
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Large Candle - Bum Stuff
1 reviewRegular price £17.97Regular priceUnit price / per£16.97Sale price £17.97 -
Large Candle - Crusty Cunt Putty
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Large Candle - Cunt
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Large Candle - Cunt Bear
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Large Candle - Don't Be A Cunt
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Large Candle - Dried Wank Sock
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Large Candle - Dry Leathery Flaps
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Large Candle - Fresh Warm Cum
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Large Candle - Good Vibes Only
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Large Candle - Have A Wank
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Large Candle - Morning Wood
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Large Candle - Sweaty Bollocks
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Large Candle - Sweaty Minge
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Large Candle - Tight Wet Pussy
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Large Candle - Woke Up Gay
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Medium Candle - Aged Smegma
2 reviewsRegular price £10.97Regular priceUnit price / per£9.97Sale price £10.97 -
Medium Candle - Anal Sweat Beads
No reviewsRegular price £10.97Regular priceUnit price / per£9.97Sale price £10.97 -
Medium Candle - Blow Me
No reviewsRegular price £10.97Regular priceUnit price / per£9.97Sale price £10.97 -
Medium Candle - Bum Stuff
3 reviewsRegular price £10.97Regular priceUnit price / per£9.97Sale price £10.97 -
Medium Candle - Crusty Cunt Putty
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Medium Candle - Cunt
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Medium Candle - Don't Be A Cunt
3 reviewsRegular price £10.97Regular priceUnit price / per£9.97Sale price £10.97 -
Medium Candle - Dried Wank Sock
2 reviewsRegular price £10.97Regular priceUnit price / per£9.97Sale price £10.97 -
Medium Candle - Dry Leathery Flaps
No reviewsRegular price £10.97Regular priceUnit price / per£9.97Sale price £10.97 -
Medium Candle - Fresh Warm Cum
2 reviewsRegular price £10.97Regular priceUnit price / per£9.97Sale price £10.97 -
Medium Candle - Good Vibes Only
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Medium Candle - Have A Wank
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Medium Candle - Morning Wood
1 reviewRegular price £10.97Regular priceUnit price / per£9.97Sale price £10.97 -
Medium Candle - Sweaty Bollocks
1 reviewRegular price £10.97Regular priceUnit price / per£9.97Sale price £10.97 -
Medium Candle - Sweaty Minge (read the 1 star review)
1 reviewRegular price £10.97Regular priceUnit price / per£9.97Sale price £10.97 -
Medium Candle - Tight Wet Pussy
1 reviewRegular price £10.97Regular priceUnit price / per£9.97Sale price £10.97 -
Medium Candle - Woke Up Gay
2 reviewsRegular price £10.97Regular priceUnit price / per£9.97Sale price £10.97 -
Small Candle - Aged Smegma
11 reviewsRegular price £6.97Regular priceUnit price / per£6.97Sale price £6.97 -
Small Candle - Anal Sweat Beads
6 reviewsRegular price £6.97Regular priceUnit price / per£6.97Sale price £6.97
Or amaze them with a bundle!
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Build Your Own Large Bundle - For Your Lover
5 reviewsRegular price £23.82Regular priceUnit price / per£33.82Sale price £23.82Sale -
XL Set Bundle - For Gay Lover
No reviewsRegular price £50.04Regular priceUnit price / per£62.04Sale price £50.04Sale -
XL Set Bundle - For Your Lady
No reviewsRegular price £48.07Regular priceUnit price / per£60.07Sale price £48.07Sale -
XL Set Bundle - For Your Lesbian Lover
No reviewsRegular price £51.04Regular priceUnit price / per£63.04Sale price £51.04Sale -
XL Set Bundle - For Your Man
No reviewsRegular price £44.04Regular priceUnit price / per£56.04Sale price £44.04Sale
Let customers speak for us
from 1212 reviewsGreat service very prompt delivery and quality of cards Excellent
My sister loved her candle. Very good communication. Arrived on time and kept informed each step of the way. Would recommend
Absolutely love my candle, communication through email was fantastic & delivery was fast, highly recommended
Last minute order before Christmas and arrived in time, personal message from the seller too. Very impressed, would use again
All good
Saw this website so had to take a look. It made me laugh so had to buy 5 candles for xmas presents for the family. They arrived well packaged individually in 1 box which was great. Fun seeing the family's face when they were opened. They burn well & smell great, well worth it.
I ordered the “light me for a blowjob” candle as a stocking filler for my partner, I was worried about it arriving in time for Christmas but it did with time to spare! Well packaged as well, would definitely use again. Thanks dan!
Great, went down really well, gave everyone a laugh and brightened up the wine bottle gift
Great wee stickers, easy to use, brighten up a 'boring' gift o bottle o wine, gives a'body a laugh
Very quick delivery, and considering I had left it a little late before Xmas, it arrived in time. The quality of the card is excellent, and I was highly delighted with it. I shall definitely be buying from this company again, Many thanks
My friend loved her candle! Think she’s hiding it from her kids tho!
Christmas gift which was well received! My friend was pleased it doesn’t actually smell like her fella’s bits
Got this for a Christmas present…doesn’t actually smell like a fart, which is good news!
Great product. Fiance was very impressed!
Smells lovely also! Great customer service and really quick delivery! I would 100% recommend
Was such a funny gift, loved it, wish it didn’t have the waterline on the back but apart from that amazing for the money and I reccomend !