Rude Anniversary Cards
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Anniversary Card - Sexy Bum
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Bear
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Cock Balloon
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Finger
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Flaps Slippery
3 reviewsRegular price £4.97Regular priceUnit price / per£4.97Sale price £4.97 -
Valentine's Anniversary Card - Flower Girl
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Flower Man
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Forwards
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Fucking
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Fucking Original
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Hole
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Horny
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Spurt
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Taste Pussy
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Taste Pussy Original
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Warranty
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Wet
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Willy Slippery
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Wind
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Valentine's Anniversary Large Candle - Blowjob
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Valentine's Anniversary Large Candle - Face To Sit On
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Valentine's Anniversary Large Candle - I Fucking Love You
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Valentine's Anniversary Large Candle - I Just Really Love You
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Valentine's Anniversary Medium Candle - Blowjob
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Valentine's Anniversary Medium Candle - Face To Sit On
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Valentine's Anniversary Medium Candle - I Fucking Love You
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Valentine's Anniversary Small Candle - Blowjob
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Valentine's Anniversary Small Candle - Face
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Valentine's Anniversary Small Candle - Fucking
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Valentine's Anniversary Small Candle - Love You
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Anniversary Card - Bum Flower Girl
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Anniversary Card - Bum Flower Man
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Anniversary Card - Cunt Bear
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Anniversary Card - Favourite Cunt
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Anniversary Card - I Love Your Boobs
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Anniversary Card - Knotted Cocks
No reviewsRegular price £4.97Regular priceUnit price / per£4.97Sale price £4.97
Or amaze them with a bundle!
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Build Your Own Large Bundle - For Your Lover
4 reviewsRegular price £23.82Regular priceUnit price / per£33.82Sale price £23.82Sale -
XL Set Bundle - For Gay Lover
No reviewsRegular price £50.04Regular priceUnit price / per£62.04Sale price £50.04Sale -
XL Set Bundle - For Your Lady
No reviewsRegular price £48.07Regular priceUnit price / per£60.07Sale price £48.07Sale -
XL Set Bundle - For Your Lesbian Lover
No reviewsRegular price £51.04Regular priceUnit price / per£63.04Sale price £51.04Sale -
XL Set Bundle - For Your Man
No reviewsRegular price £44.04Regular priceUnit price / per£56.04Sale price £44.04Sale
Let customers speak for us
from 986 reviewsVery funny adding a bit of class to my table. Dan is a great person it's like having a friend with gossip and a laugh. Great value for money on all his bits.
Amazing quality. Very quick delivery. Packaged perfectly. Will 10000% be ordering from you again! X
Great items. Really fast delivery and great service. I will definitely order again. Thanks
Absolutely amazing service, nice and clean. Also I contacted him for customer care reasons and this was very quick response I highly recommend all services from this site x
Love this page, eveything it's hilarious, dan is just an e mail away and very funny and thoughtful. Definitely my new favourite page. Will buy EVERYTHING from here from now on. Excellent prices and amusing.
Very good customer services. Quick efficient and good quality stuff. Great to see some unique stuff you can’t get anywhere else will definitely be my go to now.
Absolutely brilliant, good quality, fast delivery, and a good bit of rude humour! Excellent customer service from an actual human too.
Brought several cards from Dan recently and as usual great service. Brilliant products and quick delivery
Honestly the best customer service I think I’ve ever had. Everything arrived on time and I was updated on each step. Bravo to Dan for running such a great service. 10/10 I would order again
I absolutely love all the items I bought from here, cannot wait to see the faces of the recipients 🙈🙈😂 so so funny really fast postage and greatly packed. Can’t wait to see what else he comes up with!
I ordered a few pieces (mugs and candles) as Christmas presents and they were very, very well received. Dan makes you feel like you're ordering from a friend. Very quick delivery and great customer service!
Great customer service , went above and beyond to help, definitely recommend!
The most quickest and best customer service I have had from anyone! Was so polite and immediately shipped out my product on the same day. I really appreciate the fact that you went out your way to do this, and the note that was attached with my gift was very polite and put a smile on my face! Thank you so much for this gift. I wish you many years of success in your shop.
Brilliant items and Dan is a lovely man and very helpful