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Hilarious candle

I bought a blowjob candle, but didn't think it would be as big as it is or smell as good as it does, so I was pleasantly surprised. I also got a card which is amazing quality. To top it off you also get some wee freebie stickers which will definitely be getting used!! Overall a fantastic experience and i will definitely order from here again. Also came very quickly!

Customer
Valentine's Anniversary Medium Candle - Blowjob
Excellent service

Super fast delivery, brilliant value for money, some very funny and “inappropriate” gifts!! Love it!

Karen Eyres
Pin - Cunt Bear
Valentine’s Day card

Quick delivery. A nice quality card. Different to the ones in the shops.
Also loved the quirky stickers you sent too. Will definitely buy again.

Victoria Hewitt
Valentine's Anniversary Card - Found
Love the funny themes

I have a recurring thing where I have to find boob and willy cards and this site is perfect only drawback is it took my last card over a week to arrive

samantha oakley
Confetti in the card?
Excellent

Quality products.
Quick Delivery.
A couple of funny freebies too....

Cary Plumpton
Birthday Card - ASDA
Absolutely Splendid!

A cracking little online store run by a rather wonderful (also funny) chap who deserves all the support he can get. Do not hesitate to buy from this charming place as not only are the items genuinely excellent but the customer service is exemplary - well done!

John Marc Edun
Mr. Inappropriate
Hurrah!

Perfect pressie for a mate (who is gay I hasten to add) and it smells absolutely delightful too - well done!

John Marc Edun
Medium Candle - Woke Up Gay
Hurrah!

Another marvellous little item from this smashing online shop - well done!

John Marc Edun
Father's Day Card - ASDA
Hurrah!

This online shop is a veritable gold mine of truly funny (oft rude!) goodies and that includes this perfect little badge - carry on the excellent work!

John Marc Edun
Badge - Offended
Great products

Love these fun products and the secret game really made us all laugh out loud! Quick delivery and a personal touch!

Lorna
Mr. Inappropriate
Lots of laughs.

So fun and made lots of friends laugh

Gail Timms
Misfortune Teller
Christmas order

Order shipped out very quickly and well packaged would definitely order from them again

Steven bennett
Mr. Inappropriate
Hilarious

I love this website. And how normal Dan is and speaks like a normal human being instead of an uptight twat 😂 his professional in the best way! I will always order from here.

H.R.
Valentine's Anniversary Card - Taste Pussy
Birthday card

Great service, quick reply to enquiry, quick delivery, will definitely use again… and has a great name :)
Dan

Daniel Murray
Birthday Card - Favourite Things
Good Fun.

Funny Card.

Gail Timms
Birthday Card - Bum Flower Man
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And do you know what happens to naughty people?

Yeah, they have loads more fun, be themselves, and don’t give a shit what others think.

Customers rate us 5.0/5 based on 1232 reviews.

"Dan makes you feel like you're ordering from a friend. Very quick delivery and great customer service!" - Sarah Field, Stockport

"Customer service is brilliant and unlike any other company I have ever ordered from. Dan is real and it's great to order from somewhere with such a personal touch. Something that is quite rare these days." - Sharon Cannon, Colchester

"I love this website. And how normal Dan is and speaks like a normal human being instead of an uptight twat 😂 his professional in the best way! I will always order from here." - Hollie Riggs, Greenwich

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  • “Good quality, fast delivery, and rude humour! Excellent customer service from an actual human too.” - Alicia Caulfield

  • "I just love this site in the face. I've decided to put an embargo on all the other sites that sell similar things. Mr Inappropriate makes me happy, what else is there to say?" - Richard Yewtree

  • "Definitely my new favourite site. Will buy EVERYTHING from here from now on." - Elizabeth Gauntlett

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Mr. Inappropriate

Why all this silliness?

With so many of us suffering from anxiety and depression, we need a way out, an escape, a way to break through the stupid social norms.

Our aim at Mr. Inappropriate is to give you a break from all that, be yourself, and have a laugh.

My name is Dan, I’m the founder of Mr. Inappropriate and I firmly believe that we’re not designed to live like this.

We haven’t changed much since the time when we ran around with a spear chasing something to fuck or eat, or escaping from someone else doing that.

And now, we have to deal with emails, debt, job and a million other things, not to mention the fact we’re not allowed to express ourselves anymore for fear of offending someone.

If you’re feeling stressed and anxious it’s hardly surprising.  

Let us help by giving you a moment to escape, have a giggle and not give a shit.

And help your friends do the same!

Read more about our story.

Very Important Questions

Can I get a refund if I don't like it?

If you don't like anything you buy here, just email me (dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk) within 30 days and I'll give you a full refund including postage, no questions asked.

You don't even need to send it back!

Can I talk with you to check something?

Sure, call me on 01138730688 or email me at dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk, or use the little chat thingy at the bottom right.

When will I get my stuff?

If you order before 23:00 we'll send your order at 08:00 the next working day.

The only exceptions to this is mugs, water bottles and anything fabric. Because they are printed to order, they'll be sent separately a couple of days later.

You can choose from various shipping methods when you check out, the quickest being Royal Mail Tracked 24.

You'll notice that the cost of shipping is less than what it costs me

How much does shipping cost?

It will actually cost you less then it costs me, so don't worry, you won't get a horrible surprise when you check out.

You'll see a dropdown on the checkout page where you can choose the method you want to use.

Are your cards any good?

Yeah they're amazing.

Seriously though, they're made from 350gsm white silk card which is thicker than most greetings cards. It feels kind of silky too, which is nice.

What do the candles really smell of?

Vanilla, not jizz and farts sadly.

Who or what is Mila?

Mila is our very own naughty little AI-driven assistant. Have a chat with her here and see what happens!