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Just fab!

Fast delivery and top quality products! Smells lush too. Would order again and definitely recommend 😄

S.H.
Valentine's Anniversary Small Candle - Blowjob
Fantastic

Arrived quickly and great quality

Michael White
Valentine's Anniversary Card - Taste Pussy
Hilarious

Great cards, good quality, quick postage. Perfect mix of filth and sentiment

Jo Shand
Valentine's Anniversary Card - Wind
Fabulous

Great products both the card and book… the little extras made it even funnier
We definitely be back

Melanie Groves
Confetti - Jizz
Amazing Quality

Hilarious card, amazing quality, fast shipping and perfect price. For those with a school boy sense of humour like my own I cannot recommend enough. Thank you

Andrew Murray
Valentine's Anniversary Card - Spurt
Good stuff and easy to use website

Really enjoyed watching my friend walk around with a cock tattoo on his head for a full 48hrs. Would recommend 10/10

David Constantine
Forehead Tattoo - Cock
Great card and fast delivery

Really good service, will definitely order again

Thomas Wadhams
Valentine's Anniversary Card - Blowjobs
Absolutely amazing quality & funny

Ordered a joke valentines card which was personalised to be made to look like both of us! Was received brilliantly with great laughs (as it pretty much was our situation) and when I posted on my socials the feedback was brilliant! Everyone telling me how funny it was! … the card itself was amazing quality and the font was just perfect and worked with the card! Will 100% be using mr. Innapropriate again for friends and family occasions!

Cassandra Archer
Valentine's Anniversary Card - One-Night Stand
Confetti Jizz

Absolutely brilliant 🤩

Julie Mead
Confetti - Jizz

I love my bear,pride of place on the fridge.
My order arrived very quickly.FANTASTIC,will definitely be ordering more stuff,I've also used one of the stickers that was sent with the order I'm sure T***O will be delighted.It made me laugh while I did it.

Yvonne Trudgeon
Mr. Inappropriate
Great card

The perfect card for a non romantic like myself.

Nicola Taylor
Valentine's Anniversary Card - Found
Great service

Thank you Mr Inappropriate for a great service and rapid delivery, products recieved are first class and I will be back

James Hodgson
Valentine's Anniversary Card - Found
Valentines Card

Brilliant service, brilliant card, brilliant online shop! Highly recommend! The card was read out on TIKTOK! 😃

Julie Mead
Valentine's Anniversary Card - Finger
Swimmers confetti

Really funny addition to the valentines card. Partner found it funny! Thank you again :)

Jake Tilley
Confetti - Jizz
Valentine's cards

The card was great and my partner loved it. 2nd time I've ordered now from Dan and partner absolutely loved it! I feel Dan never disappoints and is a great laugh. Thank you very much (and for the other items too!). Would 100% reccomend :)

Jake Tilley
Valentine's Anniversary Card - Centre Cocks
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And do you know what happens to naughty people?

Yeah, they have loads more fun, be themselves, and don’t give a shit what others think.

Customers rate us 5.0/5 based on 1307 reviews.

"Dan makes you feel like you're ordering from a friend. Very quick delivery and great customer service!" - Sarah Field, Stockport

"Customer service is brilliant and unlike any other company I have ever ordered from. Dan is real and it's great to order from somewhere with such a personal touch. Something that is quite rare these days." - Sharon Cannon, Colchester

"I love this website. And how normal Dan is and speaks like a normal human being instead of an uptight twat 😂 his professional in the best way! I will always order from here." - Hollie Riggs, Greenwich

  • All orders before 11pm sent next working day; mugs, water bottles and anything fabric will be sent a couple of days later.

  • Full refund, no need to send it back and no questions asked. Just email us.

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  • “Good quality, fast delivery, and rude humour! Excellent customer service from an actual human too.” - Alicia Caulfield

  • "I just love this site in the face. I've decided to put an embargo on all the other sites that sell similar things. Mr Inappropriate makes me happy, what else is there to say?" - Richard Yewtree

  • "Definitely my new favourite site. Will buy EVERYTHING from here from now on." - Elizabeth Gauntlett

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Why all this silliness?

With so many of us suffering from anxiety and depression, we need a way out, an escape, a way to break through the stupid social norms.

Our aim at Mr. Inappropriate is to give you a break from all that, be yourself, and have a laugh.

My name is Dan, I’m the founder of Mr. Inappropriate and I firmly believe that we’re not designed to live like this.

We haven’t changed much since the time when we ran around with a spear chasing something to fuck or eat, or escaping from someone else doing that.

And now, we have to deal with emails, debt, job and a million other things, not to mention the fact we’re not allowed to express ourselves anymore for fear of offending someone.

If you’re feeling stressed and anxious it’s hardly surprising.  

Let us help by giving you a moment to escape, have a giggle and not give a shit.

And help your friends do the same!

Read more about our story.

Very Important Questions

Can I get a refund if I don't like it?

If you don't like anything you buy here, just email me (dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk) within 30 days and I'll give you a full refund including postage, no questions asked.

You don't even need to send it back!

Can I talk with you to check something?

Sure, call me on 01138730688 or email me at dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk, or use the little chat thingy at the bottom right.

When will I get my stuff?

If you order before 23:00 we'll send your order at 08:00 the next working day.

The only exceptions to this is mugs, water bottles and anything fabric. Because they are printed to order, they'll be sent separately a couple of days later.

You can choose from various shipping methods when you check out, the quickest being Royal Mail Tracked 24.

You'll notice that the cost of shipping is less than what it costs me

How much does shipping cost?

It will actually cost you less then it costs me, so don't worry, you won't get a horrible surprise when you check out.

You'll see a dropdown on the checkout page where you can choose the method you want to use.

Are your cards any good?

Yeah they're amazing.

Seriously though, they're made from 350gsm white silk card which is thicker than most greetings cards. It feels kind of silky too, which is nice.

What do the candles really smell of?

Vanilla, not jizz and farts sadly.

Who or what is Mila?

Mila is our very own naughty little AI-driven assistant. Have a chat with her here and see what happens!