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Build Your Own Birthday Card Set - 8 Of Your Choice

Build Your Own Birthday Card Set - 8 Of Your Choice

£19.76
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What's inside the cards?

Nothing, you can add your own special message!

Can I talk with you to check something?

Sure, call me on 01138730688 or email me at dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk, or use the little chat thingy at the bottom right.

How much does shipping cost?

It will actually cost you less then it costs me, so don't worry, you won't get a horrible surprise when you check out.

You'll see a dropdown on the checkout page where you can choose the method you want to use.

When will I get them?

If you order before 23:00 we'll send your order the next working day.

If you also order mugs, water bottles and anything fabric, they will arrive separately because they are printed to order.

You can choose from various shipping methods when you check out, the quickest being Royal Mail Tracked 24.

You'll notice that the cost of shipping is less than what it costs me.

Will they fit through my letterbox?

Yep, they'll come in a board-backed envelope so they will :)

“The quickest and best customer service I have had from anyone!” - Arij Ali, Huddersfield

Save money and time by buying 8 of your favourite cards in one go!

Just choose the ones you want.

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      Customers rate us 5.0/5 based on 1308 reviews.

      “I absolutely love all the items I bought from here, cannot wait to see the faces of the recipients 🙈🙈😂 so so funny, really fast postage and greatly packed. Can’t wait to see what else he comes up with!” - Kirsty Millar, Glasgow.

      "It took about an hour to pick something on this website as I was laughing so much! Brilliant!!" - Phil Singleton, Hackney

      Image of a girl looking shocked

      Imagine their face when they open it

      Will they be surprised? Impressed? Offended? Will they giggle and drop a bit of wee into their pants?

      Will they get a glimpse of what you're really like?

      I hope so, you should be proud of how naughty you can be.

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      We get it

      Every day you have to behave yourself and do all of the stupid crap that society expects you to.

      You have to wear the right clothes, keep your job, be polite, try not to wave your important parts around in public, and remember not to say naughty words or offend anyone.

      Be kind to yourself and give yourself a break, release some pressure and do something bad.

      You owe it to yourself, and to your friends.  They’ll love you more for it, I can promise you that.

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      Can I get a refund if I don't like it?

      If you don't like your bundle, just email me (dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk) within 30 days and I'll give you a full refund including postage, no questions asked.

      You don't even need to send it back!

      What is the candle made from?

      At least 50% of the was in this product is renewable plant-based wax.

      The labels are made from expensive matte stickers with an embossed texture.

      What is the candle box made from?

      The box is made from quality 380gsm KSC certified Kraft cardboard.

      What when the candle is burnt out?

      When the candle has burnt itself out you can use the glass to store nails and toenails.

      What candle safety advice do you have?

      Never leave a burning candle unattended and keep away from things that can catch fire.

      How big and thick is the card?

      Your card is 5" x 7" (5x7 inches).

      The card material is 350gsm white silk card, which is thicker than most cards.

      What is the card made from?

      It is also FSC(R) certified - materials used to make the product have been ethically sourced from well-managed and sustainable forests.

      What is the soap bottle made from?

      This 250ml bottle is made from high-quality clear PET plastic and includes a premium black and chrome pump.

      The labels are made from expensive gloss material with good resistance to immersion in water.

      How big is the badge?

      The large badge measures 57mm across.

      The medium one is 31mm.

      The small one is just 24mm.

      How big are the wine labels?

      The two wine labels you'll receive measure 90mm x 120mm which is perfect for a normal 700ml bottle of wine.

      How will it be packaged?

      Your bundle will be carefully packaged by hand in a cardboard box, nested in a load of kraft dunnage or possibly biodegradable bubble wrap.

      Can I talk with you to check something?

      Sure, call me on 01138730688 or email me at dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk, or use the little chat thingy at the bottom right.

      When will I get my stuff?

      If you order before 23:00 we'll send your order at 08:00 tomorrow (we only send on working days).

      If you also order mugs, water bottles and anything fabric, they will arrive separately because they are printed to order.

      You can choose from various shipping methods when you check out, the quickest being Royal Mail Tracked 24.

      You'll notice that the cost of shipping is less than what it costs me

      How much does shipping cost?

      It will actually cost you less then it costs me, so don't worry, you won't get a horrible surprise when you check out.

      You'll see a dropdown on the checkout page where you can choose the method you want to use.

      Who or what is Mila?

      Mila is our very own naughty little AI-driven assistant. Have a chat with her and see what happens!

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        All orders before 11pm sent next working day; mugs, water bottles and anything fabric will be sent a couple of days later.

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        Full refund, no need to send back, just email us, no questions asked.

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      Why?

      With so many of us suffering from anxiety and depression, we need a way out, an escape, a way to break through the stupid social norms.

      Our aim at Mr. Inappropriate is to give you a break from all that, be yourself, and have a laugh.

      My name is Dan, I’m the founder of Mr. Inappropriate and I firmly believe that we’re not designed to live like this.

      We haven’t changed much since the time when we ran around with a spear chasing something to fuck or eat, or escaping from someone else doing that.

      And now, we have to deal with emails, debt, job and a million other things, not to mention the fact we’re not allowed to express ourselves anymore for fear of offending someone.

      If you’re feeling stressed and anxious it’s hardly surprising.  

      Let us help by giving you a moment to escape, have a giggle and not give a shit.

      And help your friends do the same!

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        Custom card message and send it directly to your recipient.

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        All designs are hand drawn in our home office near Leeds.

      Customer Reviews

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      Lauren Thomas (Gloucester, GB)
      F**king Fantastic!

      I love the cards! Such Great quality and absolutely hilarious!

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      Mr Alan Pay (Banbury, GB)
      Build your own Birthday Pack

      All cards made me chuckle and ended up buying a set to put cards away for as and when needed.
      Emails keeping me constantly updated and some nice freebies thrown in for good measure.
      Thanks Dan

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      Carl Ramplin (Nottingham, GB)
      Fab!

      These are the sort of cards that you wouldn’t send your granny
      But for that special friend with your similar sense of humour
      Amazing value for the bundle !