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Rude Valentine's Day Anniversary Card - I Fucking Love You

Rude Valentine's Day Anniversary Card - I Fucking Love You

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Imagine their face when they open it

Will they be surprised? Impressed? Offended? Will they giggle and drop a bit of wee into their pants?

Will they get a glimpse of what you're really like?

I hope so, you should be proud of how naughty you can be.

Common Questions

Can I get a refund if I don't like it?

If you don't like your card, just email me (dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk) within 30 days and I'll give you a full refund including postage, no questions asked.

You don't even need to send it back!

How big and thick is it?

Your card is 5" x 7" (5x7 inches).

The card material is 350gsm white silk card, which is thicker than most cards.

What's inside the card?

Nothing, it's totally blank; if you want any inspiration for what to write, talk to Mila!

What is it made from?

It is also FSC(R) certified - materials used to make the product have been ethically sourced from well-managed and sustainable forests.

The card is printed with the design on the front and a small logo on the back, and blank on the inside.

How will it be packaged?

This card and envelope will be shipped to you in a cellophane wrap and a card-backed envelope to make sure it doesn't get bent or wet.

If you order it along with other stuff, it might come to you in a box which is even safer!

Can I talk with you to check something?

Sure, call me on 01138730688 or email me at dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk, or use the little chat thingy at the bottom right.

When will I get my stuff?

If you order before 23:00 we'll send your order at 08:00 tomorrow (we only send on working days).

If you also order mugs, water bottles and anything fabric, they will arrive separately because they are printed to order.

You can choose from various shipping methods when you check out, the quickest being Royal Mail Tracked 24.

You'll notice that the cost of shipping is less than what it costs me

How much does shipping cost?

It will actually cost you less then it costs me, so don't worry, you won't get a horrible surprise when you check out.

You'll see a dropdown on the checkout page where you can choose the method you want to use.

Who or what is Mila?

Mila is our very own naughty little AI-driven assistant. Have a chat with her here and see what happens!

  • All orders before 11pm sent 8am next working day.*

  • Cards/candles: buy one get one 50% off.

  • Free UK Tracked 24 shipping when you spend £25.

  • All designs are hand drawn in our home office near Leeds.

  • Custom card message and send it directly to your recipient.

  • Full refund, no need to send back, just email us, no questions asked.

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Why?

With so many of us suffering from anxiety and depression, we need a way out, an escape, a way to break through the stupid social norms.

Our aim at Mr. Inappropriate is to give you a break from all that, be yourself, and have a laugh.

My name is Dan, I’m the founder of Mr. Inappropriate and I firmly believe that we’re not designed to live like this.

We haven’t changed much since the time when we ran around with a spear chasing something to fuck or eat, or escaping from someone else doing that.

And now, we have to deal with emails, debt, job and a million other things, not to mention the fact we’re not allowed to express ourselves anymore for fear of offending someone.

If you’re feeling stressed and anxious it’s hardly surprising.  

Let us help by giving you a moment to escape, have a giggle and not give a shit.

And help your friends do the same!

Customer Reviews

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Becky Hawksworth
Valentines

I ordered for the first time for valentines and was very pleased with my delivery! The card is excellent quality and even got 2 wine labels as a bonus! Will definitely be ordering again!

Thank you so much Becky, I'm so happy you like your card and thank you for your lovely review, thank you!

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Simon (Andover, GB)
Great card, fast delivery

Brilliant card, well produced and better service than the other card delivery companies, fast delivery and extremely well priced. Will definitely be ordering more from here.

Thank you so much Simon, really kind of you to say, I do really appreciate that!

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Stephanie Brown
Fab Valentine's card

Great to find unusual and naughty cards on this site, my new go to for original and fun cards.

Yay thank you so much Stephanie, I really appreciate that, thank you!

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Chloe Coady
Valentines Order

The perfect funny valentines card and wine bottle sticker made perfect match! Quick and easy to order and delivered ASAP would definitely order again
Thank you!

Yay thank you Chloe, I'm so happy you liked them, thank you!

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Gareth C. (Bodmin, GB)
These cards are so well made and worth every penny.

Great cards and great service from Dan, loving the free stickers and can't wait to use them on the wine bottle for my mother-in-law lol

Keep up the good work

Haha nice one Gareth, I'm sure she'll love them, and thank you for your kind words and encouragement, I really appreciate it, thank you!