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Birthday Card - Positive Vibes

Birthday Card - Positive Vibes

£4.97
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What's inside the card?

Nothing unless you check the box above, then we'll print a message in it for you, and can even send it to your recipient for no additional charge!

Just make sure you enter their address as the shipping address when you checkout.

Can you send it to my loved one?

Yes, just add their address as the shipping address when you check out.

We can also print a message in the card if you like, just check the box above and enter your message :)

Can I talk with you to check something?

Sure, call me on 01138730688 or email me at dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk, or use the little chat thingy at the bottom right.

How much does shipping cost?

It will actually cost you less then it costs me, so don't worry, you won't get a horrible surprise when you check out.

You'll see a dropdown on the checkout page where you can choose the method you want to use.

When will I get it?

If you order before 23:00 we'll send your order the next working day.

If you also order mugs, water bottles and anything fabric, they will arrive separately because they are printed to order.

You can choose from various shipping methods when you check out, the quickest being Royal Mail Tracked 24.

You'll notice that the cost of shipping is less than what it costs me.

"Once again a fantastic service from Dan, I've ordered quite a few times now and he's never failed to deliver, I always get a laugh from the people I give the gifts to, try him you won't be disappointed, cheers Dan 👍" - Steve Rowley, Camden

“These birthday cards are of amazing quality. The company is brilliant. Gave my friend the vibrator one she could not stop laughing, just to see the smile on her face was worth the money!” - Susanne Moore.

A bit like this one I really think this card is about wishing people the very best, whether it's a lovely house, true happiness or a right good grind on a massive wand vibrator.

So go on, let this card serve as a reminder to your friend / sister / mum / grandma / daughter / wife, it'll make them feel happy, indirectly of course.

Your card will be blank on the inside unless you add a message using the checkbox above.

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Customers rate us 5.0/5 based on 1075 reviews.

“Have ordered several cards from Mr Inappropriate. If you’re looking for something funny and unique - look no further! Great service and I even received free wine labels!! Great company - I highly recommend!” - Kirsty, Haddington

Mr. Inappropriate

Imagine their face when they open it

Will they be surprised? Impressed? Offended? Will they giggle and drop a bit of wee into their pants.

Will they get a glimpse of what you're really like?

I hope so, you should be proud of how naughty you can be.

We get it

Every day you have to behave yourself and do all of the stupid crap that society expects you to.

You have to wear the right clothes, keep your job, be polite, try not to wave your important parts around in public, and remember not to say naughty words or offend anyone.

Be kind to yourself and give yourself a break, release some pressure and do something bad. You owe it to yourself, and to your friends.  They’ll love you more for it, I can promise you that.

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Very Important Questions

Can I get a refund if I don't like it?

If you don't like your card, just email me (dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk) within 30 days and I'll give you a full refund including postage, no questions asked.

You don't even need to send it back!

How big and thick is it?

Your card is 5" x 7" (5x7 inches).

The card material is 350gsm white silk card, which is thicker than most cards.

What is it made from?

It is also FSC(R) certified - materials used to make the product have been ethically sourced from well-managed and sustainable forests.

How will it be packaged?

This card and envelope will be shipped to you in a cellophane wrap and a card-backed envelope to make sure it doesn't get bent or wet.

If you order it along with other stuff, it might come to you in a box which is even safer!

Can I talk with you to check something?

Sure, call me on 01138730688 or email me at dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk, or use the little chat thingy at the bottom right.

Who or what is Mila?

Mila is our very own naughty little AI-driven assistant. Have a chat with her and see what happens!

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Why?

With so many of us suffering from anxiety and depression, we need a way out, an escape, a way to break through the stupid social norms.

Our aim at Mr. Inappropriate is to give you a break from all that, be yourself, and have a laugh.

My name is Dan, I’m the founder of Mr. Inappropriate and I firmly believe that we’re not designed to live like this.

We haven’t changed much since the time when we ran around with a spear chasing something to fuck or eat, or escaping from someone else doing that.

And now, we have to deal with emails, debt, job and a million other things, not to mention the fact we’re not allowed to express ourselves anymore for fear of offending someone.

If you’re feeling stressed and anxious it’s hardly surprising.  

Let us help by giving you a moment to escape, have a giggle and not give a shit.

And help your friends do the same!

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Customer Reviews

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Rachel Newman (Luton, GB)
Birthday card good vibes lol

Quick delivery great quality funny as hell.

Will be coming back very soon.
Thanks again.

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Jackie Warrant (Dartmouth, GB)
Best Card's Ever

I Absolutely love these cards, they're well Rude, Absolute Filth & I can't buy enough of them.
I got my mate a Viborator one & it came with mind boggling instructions, she pissed herself laughing.
She's now a convert to you're Brilliant Card's.
Keep em coming!!!!!! XX

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julie singh (Southampton, GB)
Just me

She loved it but had to hide it from the grandchildren 😂

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Ryan Buzzard-Nall (Easingwold, GB)
Birthday Card

Very funny selection of cards, great quality. Recipient loved the card and in pride of place on display

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Tim Hawley (Winsford, GB)
Great cards

As usual the cards are good quality and funny. Delivered quickly as promised and Dan sends small free gift with a personal email. Thanks Dan this is my third order and will continue to order from you

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