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Rude Birthday Card - Sending Positive Vibes

Rude Birthday Card - Sending Positive Vibes

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A bit like this one I really think this card is about wishing people the very best, whether it's a lovely house, true happiness or a right good grind on a massive wand vibrator.

So go on, let this card serve as a reminder to your friend / sister / mum / grandma / daughter / wife, it'll make them feel happy, indirectly of course.

Need help working out what to write in your card? Let Mila help!

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Imagine their face when they open it

Will they be surprised? Impressed? Offended? Will they giggle and drop a bit of wee into their pants.

Will they get a glimpse of what you're really like?

I hope so, you should be proud of how naughty you can be.

We get it

Every day you have to behave yourself and do all of the stupid crap that society expects you to.

You have to wear the right clothes, keep your job, be polite, try not to wave your important parts around in public, and remember not to say naughty words or offend anyone.

Be kind to yourself and give yourself a break, release some pressure and do something bad.

You owe it to yourself, and to your friends.  They’ll love you more for it, I can promise you that.

Very Important Questions

Can I get a refund if I don't like it?

If you don't like your card, just email me ( within 30 days and I'll give you a full refund including postage, no questions asked.

You don't even need to send it back!

How big and thick is it?

Your card is 5" x 7" (5x7 inches).

The card material is 350gsm white silk card, which is thicker than most cards.

What's inside the card?

Nothing, it's totally blank; if you want any inspiration for what to write, talk to Mila!

What is it made from?

It is also FSC(R) certified - materials used to make the product have been ethically sourced from well-managed and sustainable forests.

The card is printed with the design on the front and a small logo on the back, and blank on the inside.

How will it be packaged?

This card and envelope will be shipped to you in a cellophane wrap and a card-backed envelope to make sure it doesn't get bent or wet.

If you order it along with other stuff, it might come to you in a box which is even safer!

Can I talk with you to check something?

Sure, call me on 01138730688 or email me at, or use the little chat thingy at the bottom right.

When will I get my stuff?

If you order before 23:00 we'll send your order at 08:00 tomorrow (we only send on working days).

If you also order mugs, water bottles and anything fabric, they will arrive separately because they are printed to order.

You can choose from various shipping methods when you check out, the quickest being Royal Mail Tracked 24.

You'll notice that the cost of shipping is less than what it costs me

How much does shipping cost?

It will actually cost you less then it costs me, so don't worry, you won't get a horrible surprise when you check out.

You'll see a dropdown on the checkout page where you can choose the method you want to use.

Who or what is Mila?

Mila is our very own naughty little AI-driven assistant. Have a chat with her here and see what happens!

  • All orders before 11pm sent 8am next working day; mugs, water bottles and anything fabric will be sent a couple of days later

  • Full refund, no need to send back, just email us, no questions asked.

  • Free UK Tracked 24 shipping when you spend £25.

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With so many of us suffering from anxiety and depression, we need a way out, an escape, a way to break through the stupid social norms.

Our aim at Mr. Inappropriate is to give you a break from all that, be yourself, and have a laugh.

My name is Dan, I’m the founder of Mr. Inappropriate and I firmly believe that we’re not designed to live like this.

We haven’t changed much since the time when we ran around with a spear chasing something to fuck or eat, or escaping from someone else doing that.

And now, we have to deal with emails, debt, job and a million other things, not to mention the fact we’re not allowed to express ourselves anymore for fear of offending someone.

If you’re feeling stressed and anxious it’s hardly surprising.  

Let us help by giving you a moment to escape, have a giggle and not give a shit.

And help your friends do the same!

  • Custom card message and send it directly to your recipient.

  • Cards/candles: buy one get one 50% off.

  • All designs are hand drawn in our home office near Leeds.

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Customer Reviews

Based on 3 reviews
Matthew Smith (Bedford, GB)
Top quality

Top quality gifts for those inappropriate people in you're life

Tracey Horn (Peterborough, GB)
Such funny cards

I have a pack of 5 cards. They are lovely quality, and a good size. I sent one to my friend on her Birthday, she laughed so much, and it really brightened her day. Of course she had to take it to her workplace to show everybody. ….. Now thats the reaction you want, you’ll get it with these cards, and the other products. Treat yourself, and your recipient!!

Thank you so much, and I'm so happy the giggles were shared, that's what it's all about!

Amanda kavanagh (Waterlooville, GB)
Buzzing !

Amazing card for me to give to my friend ! Even though I won this in a competition it came beautifully wrapped in one of those plastic covers you get in a card shop to protect it !!!
Top quality as alway ! Thank you xx

That's really kind of you Amanda, thank you thank you!